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Jack Awful said:
Have these people ever been to an arcade, bowling alley, or movie theater?
Sure, not everyone may remember his name, but they'd probably recognize him from the Tekken arcade machines that were everywhere in the 00s or tons of console releases.
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That would imply these people actually go outside their house... which I'm sure they don't ever do that.
 
SSF2T Old User said:
That would imply these people actually go outside their house... which I'm sure they don't ever do that.
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No I lived in essentially a 3rd world country in the US and they had only fucking pinball at the movie theater with no arcade and the bowling alley shut down a few years after I moved there.
BUT THEY HAD PLENTY OF SHITTY ASS FUCKING BACKWATER TACO STANDS AND RV PARKS FOR ALL THE FUCKING OLD PEOPLE
 
tofu meatsticks said:
Imagine having a game with regular content releases and getting mad because you personally do not recognize a new character :story:
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Smashtards: Smash it's like a totally legit fighting game guys!, only real pros such as myself can appreciate Smash's complexity!
Also Smashtards: REEEEEEEEEEEE! who's that guy!?/ Why are they adding fighting game characters on my fighting game!?

I don't get it.
 
I spent a lot of my afternoon looking at smash player salt and this one definitely takes the cake. 6F6BC845-6770-4A46-BCC9-361983CE7751.jpeg
Imagine getting so pissed off at not being able to play fighting games that you think morals come into check.
 
tofu meatsticks said:
At least a preexisting fighting game character makes a lot more sense to implement than whatever they would have had to pull out of their asses for... Phoenix Wright, of all characters?
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Well he WAS in MvC3, so, yea...

Personally, Franziska would make more sense since she has a whip, but that's just me.

Ganbaruby said:
I spent a lot of my afternoon looking at smash player salt and this one definitely takes the cake.View attachment 2265495
Imagine getting so pissed off at not being able to play fighting games that you think morals come into check.
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This is just scrub speak. I think the majority of these people are waking up to the fact that there really is no skill to playing smash, and it scares the fuck out of them. Actual fighting games are just more than mashing the attack/special/shield button and doing "strats" like "Edge-Guarding" and "wavedashing"
 
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Ganbaruby said:
I spent a lot of my afternoon looking at smash player salt and this one definitely takes the cake.View attachment 2265495
Imagine getting so pissed off at not being able to play fighting games that you think morals come into check.
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Maybe the OP would have a point if most of them did play other fighting games like Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, or Tekken while claiming Smash is a fighter.
 
SSF2T Old User said:
Well he WAS in MvC3, so, yea...

Personally, Franziska would make more sense since she has a whip, but that's just me.
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You caught me out with my not knowing shit about MvC3 lol, my bad! I've only watched sporadic EVO Sunday matches when it comes to that game.

Ganbaruby said:
I spent a lot of my afternoon looking at smash player salt and this one definitely takes the cake.View attachment 2265495
Imagine getting so pissed off at not being able to play fighting games that you think morals come into check.
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God, Smash is such an insular community in that way. You will probably never find another fighting game community more unwilling to try other fighting games than Smash players.
 
SSF2T Old User said:
This is just scrub speak. I think the majority of these people are waking up to the fact that there really is no skill to playing smash, and it scares the fuck out of them. Actual fighting games are just more than mashing the attack/special/shield button and doing "strats" like "Edge-Guarding" and "wavedashing"
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In theory, one could make a mod for Smash Ultimate where everyone's moves would have to be done via traditional inputs. The first one to make that mod will get the Salt Maker of the Millennium trophy.
 
I remember back when Ryu came out for Smash 4, and nobody knew how to use him because he played closer to Street Fighter than he did Smash, which completely threw everyone off. I always thought that was hilarious because it exposes that Smash isn't a proper fighting game.

I mean granted it was an odd experience playing a traditional fighting game character in a party game, but then it kept happening as they introduced more fighting game characters.

Ganbaruby said:
Imagine Smash Players trying to pull off these combosView attachment 2265547
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I always knew Tekken was pretty advanced, never played it myself, but damn. It's gonna be hilarious seeing salty Smash players adapt to this kind of control scheme.
 
Feels a bit surreal coming back to this thread and seeing non pedophilc and harassment related posts after so many pages

Oh look, we got smash fans been giant bitches because they got an extra character new to the game and are complaining that they're incapable of doing some pattern based button inputs.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.
 
verygayFrogs said:
No I lived in essentially a 3rd world country in the US and they had only fucking pinball at the movie theater with no arcade and the bowling alley shut down a few years after I moved there.
BUT THEY HAD PLENTY OF SHITTY ASS FUCKING BACKWATER TACO STANDS AND RV PARKS FOR ALL THE FUCKING OLD PEOPLE
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Jesus Christ you just described where I live.
 
Duncan Hills Coffee said:
I always knew Tekken was pretty advanced, never played it myself, but damn. It's gonna be hilarious seeing salty Smash players adapt to this kind of control scheme.
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To be fair, these are moves for a character from KoF/Fatal Fury, which has some notoriously fucking hard motion inputs. Geese, the character in question, is a guest character in Tekken 7, but he's hardly representative of the Tekken roster since he just plays like a KoF character in a 3d space.

Kazuya shouldn't require as much precise execution, but if you still have to time electric wind god fist in a 3 frame window I can see some smash kiddies going ballistic.
 

As someone who has the first three Tekken games, I’m surprised it took them until 2021 to give us a character that I haven’t heard from since childhood.
 
Duncan Hills Coffee said:
I remember back when Ryu came out for Smash 4, and nobody knew how to use him because he played closer to Street Fighter than he did Smash, which completely threw everyone off. I always thought that was hilarious because it exposes that Smash isn't a proper fighting game.

I mean granted it was an odd experience playing a traditional fighting game character in a party game, but then it kept happening as they introduced more fighting game characters.


I always knew Tekken was pretty advanced, never played it myself, but damn. It's gonna be hilarious seeing salty Smash players adapt to this kind of control scheme.
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Thats from KOF/fatal fury retard
 
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