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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,306
I like how they call it "anarchist" when it's clearly Bonnie and Penny running the show. With leaders, it cannot be anarchy. I could sperg out about how anarchy is literally impossible in any group of people due to human nature but I'll spare you.
Isn't it the same with practically any group calling itself anarchist? People are going to flock around leaders who are going to coordinate, no matter what. AnComs are just as retarded as regular commies, thinking they can change human nature.
 
Isn't it the same with practically any group calling itself anarchist? People are going to flock around leaders who are going to coordinate, no matter what. AnComs are just as retarded as regular commies, thinking they can change human nature.

Not to go too hard in the paint here in a derail but anarchist can be just general commune living or those families that live off the grid in Alaska. Theres an obvious stratum in power (especially if you have kids) but its a non-government body and self-sustaining which is anarchist in concept because you're not being fucked by the govt. Granted this ideology completely goes out the window when you use the govt for state appointed amholes and gibbs. If they were tru & honest anarchists they would be home brewing estrogen and using the "gender queer" excuse for low effort troon.


Also top kek on the gunpost. That person and their spouse are actually based to not trust troons with guns. Assuming they are also troons, and we know troons tend to only be close to other troons and bluechecks "people with guns that you trust" is also a fat zero. So technically they are based and terfpilled for this belief.
 
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This is a eunuch survivalist ranch right? Where do they get the estrogen from?
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It's a prescription from the doctor likely on medicaid because Colorado offers that for low income individuals. So this is tax payer estrogen and needles for our rag tag bunch of loons
 
Did they literally just put bacon around the jalapeno and then grill it? The pepper membrane is going to make that taste like shit

Also, grilling will dry the shit out of the bacon. You don't want dry bacon on jalapeno poppers. You want to cut them in half (length-wise), clean them out, remove the seeds/membranes (maybe save the seeds for adding back in) and add in filling, like cheese, then "seal" back up with the other half and wrap bacon around it. Then, bake it in the oven to help prevent it from drying out.
 
Did they literally just put bacon around the jalapeno and then grill it? The pepper membrane is going to make that taste like shit

Also, grilling will dry the shit out of the bacon. You don't want dry bacon on jalapeno poppers. You want to cut them in half (length-wise), clean them out, remove the seeds/membranes (maybe save the seeds for adding back in) and add in filling, like cheese, then "seal" back up with the other half and wrap bacon around it. Then, bake it in the oven to help prevent it from drying out.
Expecting troons to know about any sort of life skill is unfortunately too much to ask.
 
Every anarchist commune has the head honcho dictator: penny
the violent second in command freak: bonnie
the sex slaves: kevin and the other one
the peons: everyone enduring outside
 
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It's a prescription from the doctor likely on medicaid because Colorado offers that for low income individuals. So this is tax payer estrogen and needles for our rag tag bunch of loons
So if the government ceases to function, they shit outta luck? That EMP can't come soon enough.
 
Did they literally just put bacon around the jalapeno and then grill it? The pepper membrane is going to make that taste like shit

Also, grilling will dry the shit out of the bacon. You don't want dry bacon on jalapeno poppers. You want to cut them in half (length-wise), clean them out, remove the seeds/membranes (maybe save the seeds for adding back in) and add in filling, like cheese, then "seal" back up with the other half and wrap bacon around it. Then, bake it in the oven to help prevent it from drying out.
Triple H? We don’t agree on much but when I see your culinary advice while going down a thread? It brightens up my day just a little bit.
 
I think the MOVE bombing happened in Philly, though similar black cult groups crop up in all east coast cities. The electric bullhorn harassment is an especially common thing for these groups.
You're right of course. These squalid Eastern hellcities all run together.
 
Did they literally just put bacon around the jalapeno and then grill it? The pepper membrane is going to make that taste like shit

Also, grilling will dry the shit out of the bacon. You don't want dry bacon on jalapeno poppers. You want to cut them in half (length-wise), clean them out, remove the seeds/membranes (maybe save the seeds for adding back in) and add in filling, like cheese, then "seal" back up with the other half and wrap bacon around it. Then, bake it in the oven to help prevent it from drying out.
Its hilarious when people wrap things in bacon and dont realize you have to bake it.
 
Ah yes hamburgers and bacon wrapped hot peppers, the perfect food do real danity darling ladies.
This might be my family being retarded again, but the only person in my family who makes bacon wrapped anything is my Aunt who's 100 pounds soaking wet. Them trying to cook at all is, to my poor understanding of stereotypes, moderately in line with traditional feminine stereotypes.
 
I bet they don't even know about indirect heat grilling.
I think indirect heat grilling with bacon-wrapped jalapeno poppers might work, but you would need to put them in a pan or on a sheet and be really careful with them. But it's a moot point anyway since you gotta do more than just wrap bacon around a jalapeno for it to be a popper.

This might be my family being retarded again, but the only person in my family who makes bacon wrapped anything is my Aunt who's 100 pounds soaking wet. Them trying to cook at all is, to my poor understanding of stereotypes, moderately in line with traditional feminine stereotypes.
They're just tards that not only suck at cooking, but are too lazy to look up how to actually cook what they're trying to cook. I grew up cooking with my mom and grandma because I've always enjoyed cooking. When I don't know how to cook something I want to make, I look up how to do it. I would've assumed everyone did that, but alas, I was wrong.
 
Every anarchist commune has the head honcho dictator: penny
the violent second in command freak: bonnie
the sex slaves: kevin and the other one
the peons: everyone enduring outside
I refer you to a comparison I made to animal farm in the Kevin gibes thread
 
This might be my family being retarded again, but the only person in my family who makes bacon wrapped anything is my Aunt who's 100 pounds soaking wet. Them trying to cook at all is, to my poor understanding of stereotypes, moderately in line with traditional feminine stereotypes.
Everything they do is reminiscent of beer and cookouts. Nothing about them gives off the homey Martha Stewart caretaker vibe.
 
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