🤝 Community lolcow.farm - /cgl/ meets /cow/ & female wizardchan; cuckqueaning enthusiasts

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Wilkins said:
All I see is page after page of personal army requests and extensive information on complete nobodies.

I think a lot of people on the internet, and this community is no exception, have forgotten what makes a lolcow (or perhaps they're new and never understood to begin with). They're called cows because they're milked. The milk is their ridiculous reactions to your trolling. CWC, Dobson, Brian Martin, pretty much everyone on the wrong side of gamergate, those are lolcows.

When I see something like this, https://lolcow.farm/pt/res/128373.html#128373

"This girl is starting to become my new favorite lolcow"
"And the hole just keeps getting deeper and deeper the further you dig. There is so much lulz in this one."

That's like calling Elliot Rodger a lolcow. Reading their archived posts is not "lulz" - it's investigative journalism.
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And that's my problem with this sort of thing- Not many internet people have a clue as to what a lolcow is. It irks me when I see someone talk about someone that I never heard of and try to play them up as this new source of lulz. When in real life, I don't think they'd last a few seconds before the milk ran dry.
 
Until I started reading this board I thought the vast majority of pedophiles were men. Holy shit was I wrong.
 
I'm not going to lie: I love lolcow.farm. I've always thought about it as the girl version of Kiwi Farms.

There's waaaaay too much powerleveling and bitchery, but whatever. Their stuff on the anorexic girls, on Pixyteri, on Tumblr shoplifting rings is amazing.

Reminder: "If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not." And there's nothing spergier than spergs sperging on spergs.

tl;dr these are our sisters
 
Null said:
Yes, I was actually going to say "it's basically our pixyteri thread made into an entire website", but felt that was crude. lol
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It was, however, accurate.

autisticdragonkin said:
@Alan Pardew @He Sets Me On Fire @Jaimas @Melchett @Meowthkip @Saney Thankyou for your moderation that has prevented us from becoming this
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Thank yourselves for not beoing this fucking stupid. We're just the equivalent of tending the gardens here.

I imagine that if Null ever thought we crossed the event horizon of lunacy, he'd engage mass-bans and let GodJesus sort them out.

Null said:
So, who else here hates men?

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https://lolcow.farm/b/res/21625.html
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I'm going to hazard a guess and assume this individual has no point of reference to draw from, and the last time they encountered a male they shit their pants and did nothing.
 
Gangster Talk said:
This is such a surreal place. It's really like looking into a bizarro dimension of chan culture.
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F... FUCKING NORMIES!!!

Needs a pink ribbon tho.

Jaimas said:
I'm going to hazard a guess and assume this individual has no point of reference to draw from, and the last time they encountered a male they shit their pants and did nothing.
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Their pantsu, Jaimas.
 
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