🍗 Deathfat Caleb Luna / chairbreaker - fat-disabled-bipoc-queer-neuroqueer-femme-workingclass-autistic-dancing-anticolonilaist-tejanx - "i don’t want to be healthy", "his wife might find out"

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Caleb Tomas Luna is a fat-disabled-bipoc-queer-neuroqueer-femme-workingclass-autistic-dancing-anticolonilaist-tejanx (10 labels) individual who is very fat, very queer, and very angry. What's he angry about? Well, it's that you don't think he's a beautiful goddess worthy of praise. He's part of a wider (get it!?) network of fat activists who are challenging basically anything and everything, and also somehow blaming it on "fatphobia" and/or coloniliasm.

You may know him from his many appearances on r/fph way back in the day. Since then, he's cooled off a bit, but he's still pumping out nonsense.

Most of what he posts is intentional tenderqueer word salad nonsense. Academic speak jerking off designed to sound smarter and more impactful than it actually is.

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Dancing​

Caleb is a professional dancing student. He's not a professional dancer, as he likes to pretend, because professional implies being paid. If you can find the videos, please add them.

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Tragic Backstory​

Caleb had a botched surgery when he was a child. That is sad, and not his fault. His re-telling of it is extremely self aggrandizing and fits into a continual theme you'll see throughout his writing. Mainly: fat bodies good, everything else is designed to kill "Black and brown bodies".
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in sixth grade, my body broke. i remember hearingfeeling the crack. this was common with/to fat kids, they told me. i had one surgery to repair it, and then another to line my surgeons pockets. 11 years old n just a poor fat brown body to cut open, bleed for money.

because the second was unnecessary, my body broke again—exactly like the first time—and another surgery was performed—exactly like the first one. and then another, as damage control, to keep my body from breaking further, maybe; melded my right knee together because my left leg died, is the language they used. my body never moved the same. my knee doesnt bend to fit a bicycle pedal; my hips won’t do the dances of our people my mom taught me. i stopped growing upwards at 13; i’ve only grown out.

they stripped me to my underwear and took pictures of me from every angle, sent me a nutritionist to fix my body. they didn’t try to fix the medical industrial complex that experiments on, profits off and then kills Black and brown bodies. they didnt reprimand surgeons for performing medically unnecessary surgeries that permanently alter childrens bodies for profit. told me to switch to diet soda; eat fewer burgers, the only thing in life that felt any good.

i’m no stranger to pain—it logically follows having an asymmetrical stance, no matter the size of the body. but last week she wouldnt leave me. i wondered if i should see someone, but i know what doctors do to us. they ignore us, they pathologize us, they break us, they kill us—either purposefully or thru neglect—and then tell the public it is our fault. so convincingly so that when i entered a program to become a doctor of my own at a prestigious university, trying to find meaning in embodying fatness, the only entry point most faculty had to my research is: “but what about health?” as if health is self-evident, as if it is neutral, as if it is a safe pursuit for poor people of color.

but i know about health. i know what it costs. i don’t want to be healthy. i want to be free.

#revengebody #fatness #medicaltrauma #disability [[4 images of Caleb standing still from the front, right, back and left wearing black briefs.]]
Instead of getting his shit together, he is determined to be proud, fat, and in pain for the rest of his life. By the way, he was so fat from his childhood diet that his body broke - literally child abuse. His response to it is naturally to eat more food:
[my doctor] told me to switch to diet soda; eat fewer burgers, the only thing in life that felt any good.

Caleb's Sex Life​

fatty chasers, mostly. what did you expect? If he was getting laid on a regular basis, he'd brag about slapping his gunt into another gunt and making a valdez-sized sperm spill.
update: he has herpes now

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Word Salads​

This is probably my favorite part about Caleb: he posts these pseudo-academic, highly intentionally phrased word salads in which he tries to fit as many buzzwords in as possible. He's written a few articles, but they're white noise.

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In this video, Caleb and a bunch of other whales say fat people should have been put first for covid care instead of people who had a better chance, and also use the circular logic that more fat people dying is because of less care, instead of like, you know, obesity being a massive comorbidity. Honestly, I find the whole "how do we decide who gets to live" problem incredibly tragic, but a sane response would be: Oh! Maybe being fat has serious risks! I should figure out how to reduce my covid-bomb lard!


As best I can tell, he's on a constant race to form an ideology all about how he is extremely oppressed. There's a HUGE (pun intended) trove of posts to go through - if any of you see the one where he brags about not showering for a week, please post it.

Links​

https://www.instagram.com/chairbreaker/ archive fat queer tejanx visitor to Huichin, Ohlone land (bay area, CA). writing & envisioning fatter strategies toward freedom. they/them. 👑♌🦄✨
https://twitter.com/chairbreaker_ archive fat disabled (neuro)queer tejanx thinking fatter strategies toward collective freedom. they/them. #BlackLivesMatter #LandBack. 👩🏽‍🏫📚📺👑🦄♌✨
 
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His website (archive)
Patreon (archive)
Spotify if you wanna see his playlists
Youtube pretty dead though, just one stream about Covid and being FAT
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Article 1
Article 2
One of these two was already linked.


The Patreon's About which discusses a little more.

About Caleb Luna​

Hello, friend! Thank you so much for visiting my Patreon.

I’m a fat, queer, person of color who considers questions of the body with an intersectional, decolonial, anarchist lens. I think and write primarily about race, queerness, sex, and fatness, and attempt to consider a world where all people and our bodies are liberated from anti-Blackness, white supremacy, surveillance, the carceral system, transmisogyny, gender-based violence, hetero/sexism, ableism, and all systems of oppression that negatively impact them, and disallow us from reaching our collective greatest potential.

I’m currently living in Oakland and completing a Ph.D. in Performance Studies at the University of California, Berkeley. Since 2012, I have partially developed and shared aspects of my work through the social media networks Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. My writings have also been published and widely shared from the websites Black Girl Dangerous, Everyday Feminism, and The Body is Not an Apology; my poetry has been included in Nepantla: An Anthology Dedicated to Queer Poets of Color ; and I am a co-author of the forthcoming book Body Sovereignty: Fat Politics and the Fight for Humans Rights (Praeger/ABC-CLIO, 2019).

I intend to use this Patreon as a space to keep thinking of and writing new strategies for navigating this overwhelming and oppressive world as multiply marginal and privileged subjects, through critical engagements with self-critique and accountability, healing, harm reduction and, above all, anti-oppressive strategies for navigating interpersonal relationships. This is also intended to be a way that I can maintain connection with my communities, who are frequently excluded by an institution that intentionally recognizes limited forms of knowledge production that are inherently white supremacist, classist, masculinist, ableist and inherently settler as institutions on occupied territory. My engagement is in many ways a victory, a fluke, a contradiction, and an exercise in masochism, and I want to assist in both intervening in and redistributing these exclusionary and heirarchical practices. I’m excited to build a platform to share the work I have been developing, to think through new questions, and continue to build frameworks of liberation.

If you are already following me, or have come across this Patreon through engagement with my previous work, I want to humbly and sincerely thank you for your support. If you have benefited or been uplifted by my work in any way, becoming a patron is a wonderful way to take an active role in affirming and literally supporting the intellectual and emotional labor that has gone, and continues to go, into producing this content.

If you would like to support with a one-time donation, rather than or in addition to becoming a monthly Patron, please free to do so at https://paypal.me/ctluna.

If you are interested in inviting me to your school, community center, reading group, or something else, please find the contact information on my website at http://www.caleb-luna.com/.

Finally, if you have any suggestions for content you would like to see, or how to improve my Patreon, you can send your suggestions to https://chairbreaker.sarahah.com/.

The financial assistance I receive from this platform will help supplement my income and cost of living in the Bay Area, towards accessing procedures and resources to continue to address and improve my holistic health status, as well as, ideally, build a savings and reach a level of financial stability my family has not seen. This has become an increasingly urgent issue in the midst of rapid economic displacement that continuously dispossess resources not only from myself, but from my larger family and support networks. With your support, a low-income, first generation queer of color can get financially stable, freeing me from the distractions and burdens of financial stress to focus my energies towards supporting my communities in getting free.

Thank you so much for reading, and supporting!

Caleb
The tiers for his Patreon are horrifying as well:
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The OP's pretty good, but don't forget to look for other accounts! I found all of this stuff just from clicking on the insta.
 
Good OP and the thread is well-deserved. Caleb is one of the most smug and hateable cows out there. A fucking PhD in not-being-able-to-dance...

Here's some images that were being passed around /fph/.
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That's a hell of a way to start a thread.

Everything looks fun so far, but you still need to archive your links.
 
I'm sorry, but if you fill your word salad posts with big words but spell "you" as "u" I'm going to assume you're an idiot whose just regurgitating words that you don't actually understand.
 
Fat acceptance is just a cope for the lack of will to not eat sugar or low fiber carbs. These sorts of goblinos might be cows now, but will be the standard Americans in the future.
 
It's either the utter lack of self awareness or the subconscious denial paramount to his weight talking, because if suddenly, a big ball of sentient lard one day boards a bus, I too will stare in horror and pray for the poor soul about to be crushed underneath the layers of fat and man-grease, for there is nothing I can do to stop it.
 
The first pic made me emit a sound that I'm not sure humans should be capable of making, that's how disgusting that pic is.

A good find, OP. I'm becoming quite attentive of Deathfat cows thanks to tacking my health issues and the ones that cry fatphobia and body shaming are always entertaining to watch.

Fat acceptance is just a cope for the lack of will to not eat sugar or low fiber carbs. These sorts of goblinos might be cows now, but will be the standard Americans in the future.
They're pretty much the standard in the UK right now. It is only a matter of time before it becomes a norm across the west.
 
Jesus what a ham beast. It's facial expression and writing reeks of untreated BPD, along with decades of self indulgence reinforced by asspats from negligent authority figures in lieu of constructive guidance. It takes a fundamentally broken society to produce such a monstrosity, I look forward to learning more.
 
I spent 10 minutes looking for dancing videos. No luck, but can you imagine how boring this show would have been? As Caleb waddles around, reading from a book out loud to an empty room (instead of memorizing the parts), taking breaks from time to time to lie on stuff and kick his feet around.

How the hell do you major in dance if your performance ability is severely constrained? I've seen a guy in a wheelchair with more dynamic movement (he was doing wheelies and spins and basically rocking it)


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How can they dance while obese? Dancing requires practice/training
Also, are their labels going to hit double digits?
 
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