"Tess, it's time for your daily yeast scrubbing and hose down!"
MILK stopped working with her cos lolcow Tess produced enough milk without them
Current Tess would be @ing and name dropping her constantly in hopes of getting into her inner circle and scoring woke points.Reminder that 5 or 6 years ago Tess got assmad when someone compared her size to Gabourey Sidibe, declaring that she wasn't "THAT big."
This was Sidibe at the time:
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...which is positively svelte next to present-day Tess.
But sure, she's happy at her size and feeling great about it.
And here is Gabourey now:
Reminder that 5 or 6 years ago Tess got assmad when someone compared her size to Gabourey Sidibe, declaring that she wasn't "THAT big."
This was Sidibe at the time:
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...which is positively svelte next to present-day Tess.
But sure, she's happy at her size and feeling great about it.
Tess’s harrowing tale of anorexia was a “get a load of this freak” type of reporting but for our woke 2021 hellscape. It was the same type of “reporting” her good pal Ricki Lake used to do on her talk show in the 1990s. Ricki would invite freaks and losers on and she would feign empathy. Meanwhile the TV viewers would guffaw and feel good for a bit that it wasn’t them.I've been thinking about Tess' i'M aNoReXiC y'AlL! bullshit.
In the short term, it gave her an extra 15 minutes in front of the camera.....and nothing more. In the long run, this stunt just made things worse for her. Sure, there were a lot of articles and interviews going OH YOU POOR DEAR!, but did anyone expect someone to tell the Fat Emperor that they're wearing no clothes? As much as I would have loved for an interviewer to call her on her obvious lying, it's bad optics for the interviewer and their employer to shit on someone with an eating disorder (even if it's actually binge eating, not anorexia).
So they just give her the short interview she was hoping for and move on to the next freak show.
If you think about it, what has Tess gained from this (aside from more weight)? She's still shilling junk food in exchange for free samples, there's been no flood of legit model work, no one hiring her to be a spokesperson for anorexia, no capsule collections....nothing.
Declaring herself as KA-WEER, an abuse victim, and a MAWM availed her nothing but an extra 5 minutes on her fame clock. It's almost a given that she will claim to be non-binary next, since it's replaced "I'M BI!" as the go-to for washed up actresses/singers *coughDemiLovatocough*
Yet at the end of the day, Tess will still be a washed up D-list model that fatted and cunted herself out of work and needs to fart on cakes to pay the bills.
Agreed. Tubby Tess is in a bad spot. Her future rests entirely on the perversions of her sugar daddy. Her arrangement and NDA likely includes some kind of fee to back out but you’d expect that to be just a couple months of money. If he drops her, she’s screwed. She assumes the good times will roll forever, much like she assumes there will be no health consequences to her hyperobesity.
Funny enough you don’t even see her rotating bffs anymore. Just the same couple of other fat and/or insane groupies. Looks like she can’t even get a single black girl to pretend to be her friend. How many times you guess has she begged Rumer Willis or Zelda Williams to be a guest on her trash podcast?
Tess does that thing where her friends have to be lower social status than her but she’s scraping the bottom of the barrel with these gasbags.
I think what will bring her down is her "side job" getting exposed. Then she'll have nothing left up but to set up an OnlyFans and charge $10 a month to fart on cakes for pervs
'CW: Food'
MY NEW ATTENTION GRAB DIDN'T GET ME MODELLING GIGS! AND MY TALK SHOW IS A FLOP! TELL ME I'M THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE LAND, OLLIE! A BLOO A BLOO A BLOO!
