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How long until Hailey flips her shit


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Okay! I've whipped something up. It's still WIP of course and I don't think it should be added to the OP until we manage to get confirmation about Hailey. Suggestions to improve what I've written are more than welcome! :heart-full:

By now Hailey has made several posts decrying the Farms – all of which has mostly resulted in other tartlets coming to give her asspats and coddling her. However some users on DA thought it would be an incredibly smart idea to join the forums and tell us all that bullying a disabled girl for no reason is bad, m’kay? Of course a whiteknight flood is nothing special, but that’s not what happened this time.

What we got was an autistic tidal wave.

First was @Mr-Watzit-Tooya - a friend of another tartlet we were discussing called Safa-GamerQueen. She made her thoughts about us known before proceeding to go under as a lurker.

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Second was @LumpyMoose who specifically came here to defend Hailey.

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It soon became painfully clear why LumpyMoose was attempting to protect her – his DA gallery reveals his boner for Reverend Lovejoy – another character from the Simpsons. Birds of a feather, flock together.

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He’s also been talking with Mr-Watsit about us in one of Hailey’s multiple posts screeching about the Farms.

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Finally there was @AnonChan – who at first claimed she was a friend of Hailey’s. Her attempts involved trying to justify Hailey’s behaviour and asked us not to cause drama.

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But everything went nuclear after this post was dropped.

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At long last it seemed Hailey herself had decided to take the fight to us. She said that she was only there to tell LumpyMoose to stop, yet instead chose to contact him here instead of privately messaging him on DA.

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The Farms reacted accordingly.

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Hailey did everything to try had make herself look like the victim – from calling us terrible people all the way to threatening to kill herself.

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As of now she’s either ragequit, gone to bed or her carers/parents finally heard her autistic rage screeches and took her away from the computer. But she’ll be back – be it using her AnonChan account or another sock. It is only a matter of time.

I'm also having trouble coming up with a title for this highlight. Any suggestions?
 

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Okay! I've whipped something up. It's still WIP of course and I don't think it should be added to the OP until we manage to get confirmation about Hailey. Suggestions to improve what I've written are more than welcome! :heart-full:

By now Hailey has made several posts decrying the Farms – all of which has mostly resulted in other tartlets coming to give her asspats and coddling her. However some users on DA thought it would be an incredibly smart idea to join the forums and tell us all that bullying a disabled girl for no reason is bad, m’kay? Of course a whiteknight flood is nothing special, but that’s not what happened this time.

What we got was an autistic tidal wave.

First was @Mr-Watzit-Tooya - a friend of another tartlet we were discussing called Safa-GamerQueen. She made her thoughts about us known before proceeding to go under as a lurker.

[SCEENCAPS]

Second was @LumpyMoose who specifically came here to defend Hailey.

[SCREENCAPS]

It soon became painfully clear why LumpyMoose was attempting to protect her – his DA gallery reveals his boner for Reverend Lovejoy – another character from the Simpsons. Birds of a feather, flock together.

[SPOILER HOLDING PIECES OF LUMPYMOOSE’S HORRIBLE ART]

He’s also been talking with Mr-Watsit about us in one of Hailey’s multiple posts screeching about the Farms.

[SCREENCAPS]

Finally there was @AnonChan – who at first claimed she was a friend of Hailey’s. Her attempts involved trying to justify Hailey’s behaviour and asked us not to cause drama.

[SCREENCAPS]

But everything went nuclear after this post was dropped.

[SCREENCAPS]

At long last it seemed Hailey herself had decided to take the fight to us. She said that she was only there to tell LumpyMoose to stop, yet instead chose to contact him here instead of privately messaging him on DA.

[SCREENCAPS]

The Farms reacted accordingly.

[POSTS SHITTING ON HAILEY HERE]

Hailey did everything to try had make herself look like the victim – from calling us terrible people all the way to threatening to kill herself.

[SCREENCAPS]

As of now she’s either ragequit, gone to bed or her carers/parents finally heard her autistic rage screeches and took her away from the computer. But she’ll be back – be it using her AnonChan account or another sock. It is only a matter of time.

I'm also having trouble coming up with a title for this highlight. Any suggestions?
you could name it "list of hailey's whitekinghts and socks" or something like that
 
No problem, m'dudes! It's the least I could do after the amount of laughs the past few pages of this thread has given me!

I think I'm done with screencaps for AnonChan. I think I'm going to take a well-deserved break now!
God speed man. I was asleep the entire time this shit went down
 
I wanna saw "poor sweet summer child" but its like, you'd think once you failed enough times socially you'd figure it out.

You would think so. Some people are poor learners.

Repeated social defeat, man.

Just take the L.

I mean maybe the argument can be made that the farms are cyber bullies but it seems to me its more simply discussing strange humans. On average. Some folks are more out for blood than others.

If I were Hailey I'd withdraw because fighting detractors here is going to amuse them.

And I agree, who cares what she draws? Even if its shit it's probably just her hobby. Or maybe it's way deeper than that. Its DA.

But I've seen worse.

Her behavior is more interesting.
 
I don't think we'd notice, most people here have busy (social and work) lives as well as other hobbies.

I know I also mentioned this on your profile but it'd be nice if you could verify your identity. Random people pretend to be the individuals being discussed here all the time (As to why - your guess is as good as mine). If you don't feel comfortable doing so publicly, you can probably message @Trombonista privately and (s)he'll let us know.
No, message @Ride or @wagglyplacebo instead. They can tag accounts as Verified/POI and I can't.
 
Listen, I want them to not fight my battles.
It's not a battle, it's people laughing in a different room that you don't have to visit or acknowledge.

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Let's face it though - you're going to be here a while, might as well get comfy, get verified by PMing one of the two admins Trombonista pointed out and joining in the banter.

What are your plans for the near future? Anything art related or real life stuff coming up? Looking forward to any events now that restrictions are easing up? Got any friends you hang out with?
 
"...After I confessed of something dastardly to cartoon children in a journal."

Wait...

What?
Chibiyama's a pedo. She has her own thread in Animal Control.

I wanna saw "poor sweet summer child" but its like, you'd think once you failed enough times socially you'd figure it out.

You would think so. Some people are poor learners.

Repeated social defeat, man.

Just take the L.

I mean maybe the argument can be made that the farms are cyber bullies but it seems to me its more simply discussing strange humans. On average. Some folks are more out for blood than others.

If I were Hailey I'd withdraw because fighting detractors here is going to amuse them.

And I agree, who cares what she draws? Even if its shit it's probably just her hobby. Or maybe it's way deeper than that. Its DA.

But I've seen worse.

Her behavior is more interesting.
Things is if Hailey had simply stayed on her accounts as an artcow her thread would only be 6 pages, maybe 10 tops, long. She would just be a lesser known cow who'd maybe do something funny every few months or so.

But she just couldn't help herself. She had to come here and try to teach us a lesson and in doing so only brought more and more attention to her antics. It's the Streisand effect in motion. I imagine this will play out like the thread on WoggleBugLover - she'll keep coming back because this is most likely the only place giving her active attention.
 
Chibiyama's a pedo. She has her own thread in Animal Control.


Things is if Hailey had simply stayed on her accounts as an artcow her thread would only be 6 pages, maybe 10 tops, long. She would just be a lesser known cow who'd maybe do something funny every few months or so.

But she just couldn't help herself. She had to come here and try to teach us a lesson and in doing so only brought more and more attention to her antics. It's the Streisand effect in motion. I imagine this will play out like the thread on WoggleBugLover - she'll keep coming back because this is most likely the only place giving her active attention.
I used to want lots of views and interaction on DA, but over time its become quality over quantity.

And I sometimes got into drama more recently on DA for saying "hey you'd probably get better results if you practiced the fundamentals of art." And there's a freakout.

Anyway, i stopped giving a shit about trying to help younger artists because its always a fucking meltdown and "its muh style."

Rather just talk to people who genuinely have a rapport, which is something I think hailey here needs to learn.

And she's not quite the same as cynthia. Cynthia has far greater ambitions which fuels her thread. This chick is just some overly emotional twat who doesnt know how the internet works.
 
Aaaaand with that I think I'm done! Changed the title to "The White Knights Arrive" and I think I've covered pretty much everything that happened.

And she's not quite the same as cynthia. Cynthia has far greater ambitions which fuels her thread. This chick is just some overly emotional twat who doesnt know how the internet works.
Holy shit you're right.

You just made Cynthia look better in comparison. What is this witchcraft???
 
Aaaaand with that I think I'm done! Changed the title to "The White Knights Arrive" and I think I've covered pretty much everything that happened.


Holy shit you're right.

You just made Cynthia look better in comparison. What is this witchcraft???
I enjoy the armchair psyche analysis, what can I say?

In my experience hailey isn't that exceptional and that makes me sad.
 
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