🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Water-T]

We are supposed to believe that these are her actual steps and not the amount of bites she took from snacks in Disneyland? We all know you are lazy Tess

LOL. She straps a FitBit onto Bowie and tells him to run around the backyard while she conducts cake-related business with Gentlemen Callers

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

We are supposed to believe that these are her actual steps and not the amount of bites she took from snacks in Disneyland? We all know you are lazy Tess

Now show your weight, Tess.

 

[multiverse]

We are supposed to believe that these are her actual steps and not the amount of bites she took from snacks in Disneyland? We all know you are lazy Tess

Her fit bit can't possibly fit correctly, which will affect the reading. The way it records steps is by sensing any type of bumpy movement; she's a jiggling mound of flesh. Oh, and if she's driving something with a bumpy suspension - say, like a fat person in a jeep? - it will count miles driven as steps.

Spoiler: Fitbit shit

 

[Water-T]

she's a jiggling mound of flesh.

Everytime she BRAAAAPS on a cake, it registers as 5000 steps

 

[NoReturn]

Her fit bit can't possibly fit correctly, which will affect the reading. The way it records steps is by sensing any type of bumpy movement; she's a jiggling mound of flesh. Oh, and if she's driving something with a bumpy suspension - say, like a fat person in a jeep? - it will count miles driven as steps.

Spoiler: Fitbit shit

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Everytime she BRAAAAPS on a cake, it registers as 5000 steps

 

[multiverse]

Tesa drove to Disney (Long Beach to Anaheim) and walked around thre, which is what accounted for her steps. Her face fillers are appalling, and apparently she recalled Jolene from her new home in Oakland to come attend to Bowie’s birthday.

In the fan photo sh posted, she's hiding herself behind the fan and her kid to look smaller.


What I always love about Tess’s rare fan photos is that non shooped photos appear on their feeds

Spoiler: Fan pics

Where do her tits go when she's not posting her own photos? These are still edited with a slimming app, but they didn't know to know pump up her tits like she always does.

Crocs with black socks. So moddle.

This lead me down a rabbit hole I haven't gone down in a while: checking out the #tessholliday tag

Spoiler: Outtakes and oldies

Someone took a photo of her on GMA. It's always amazing to see her in video verses photos; she can't shoop real life and it shows. And she tries to use a bush to cover herself up, which is hilarious.


Throwback to 2018. It's shocking how badly she's fucked up her face, and just how much she's gained since then.


This is some weird Italian page that uses tons of her photos. This is very shooped - notice how they broke her right forearm - but this is feeder bait if I've ever seen it. She looks like a melted bowl of ice cream.



Finally, here's one of the lesser seen photos from Self magazine. It's remarkable because the tulle prevented anyone from being able to smooth her legs, which shows she's got some pretty serious lymphedema in her legs.

 

[tasty humane burger]

God she still had her "pretty" face in 2018, that was not too long ago. She had piled on the pounds then since when she became famous but she has almost doubles in size these past three years.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

God she still had her "pretty" face in 2018, that was not too long ago. She had piled on the pounds then since when she became famous but she has almost doubles in size these past three years.

Still 300lbs though /sneed

 

[ratatat]

We are supposed to believe that these are her actual steps and not the amount of bites she took from snacks in Disneyland? We all know you are lazy Tess

What is up with that step length? Is it just me or is that super short?

 

[Darth_Texan]

What is up with that step length? Is it just me or is that super short?

She waddles from side to side - makes for a very short step length.

 

[Law]

She has the nigrican acanthosis neck rash starting. It's very visible in the bathtub picture and the fan pics.
Also the next time some woketard chirps "sex work is work" at me, I'm gonna show them this thread, cause this shit is getting harrowing.

 

[Constellationzero]

God she still had her "pretty" face in 2018, that was not too long ago. She had piled on the pounds then since when she became famous but she has almost doubles in size these past three years.

Yeah, well, pretty is as pretty does, and this is just a BRAPHOG able to mimic human speech.

 

[maggots]

Tess is the ultimate white trash mother. Look at her in that nasty old person outfit. I usually try to write something of more value to the thread but I cannot help myself - she’s gross, HUGE, and I feel bad for her children. Just eww.

 

[Mishy2021]

Ryann shows off her swap meet haul. She got a giant ashtray and wants to know its story. It holds ashes, dipshit.
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More black girl larping as she shows her ~natural texture~ off. So ethnic!
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Time to lie about your only client's products! She is a 3X in EVERYTHING, guise. She has no idea why all this stuff morphs into a 4X when it reaches her Depop. Truly a mystery for the ages.
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My phone was being stupid and didn't catch the two stories where you can see her leg tattoos right through these shorts, because they're multiple sizes too small for her. She needs a 5X or 6X and refuses to meet reality.

Her face is RED at the end of this; she was exhausted from changing outfits and probably rewarded her hard work of standing for 10 minutes with an entire sheet cake and a diabetic coma nap.
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Now trying on these clothes was a work-out judging by that red tomato of a face!

 

[Umaibae]

Her face is so fucking red in these photos lol. I know 90% of it is from her being fat and unable to walk around Disneyland in the heat — but Ryann, use fucking sunscreen and wear a hat. This is why your skin sucks.

Fats using slimming apps is some serious mental gymnastics.

edit: this reminded me of when I was a teenager and my siblings and I had a game we played at Disneyland: Spot the fat people. 1 point for every hambeast. Extra 2 points if they are in a mobility scooter. If you find fatties eating a turkey leg, that’s an extra 10 points. Good game.

 

[bloomingcactus]

She has the nigrican acanthosis neck rash starting. It's very visible in the bathtub picture and the fan pics.

The most notable sign of acanthosis nigricans is dark patches of skin with a thick, velvety texture. The affected areas of skin may also itch or have an odor.

The most frequent trigger for acanthosis nigricans is too much insulin in your bloodstream. Excess insulin causes normal skin cells to reproduce at a rapid rate. Acanthosis nigricans may be a sign of a more serious health problem, such as prediabetes. The most effective treatments focus on finding and resolving medical conditions at the root of the problem. These skin patches tend to disappear after successfully treating the root condition.

Acanthosis nigricans skin patches occur when epidermal skin cells begin to reproduce rapidly.

Acanthosis nigricans is seen in both men and women. It’s most common in those who are overweight, have darker skin, and have diabetes or prediabetic conditions. All ethnic groups are equally at risk of acanthosis nigricans when body mass index (BMI) is well above normal.

 

[rightlet]

Her face is so fucking red in these photos lol. I know 90% of it is from her being fat and unable to walk around Disneyland in the heat — but Ryann, use fucking sunscreen and wear a hat. This is why your skin sucks.

Fats using slimming apps is some serious mental gymnastics.

edit: this reminded me of when I was a teenager and my siblings and I had a game we played at Disneyland: Spot the fat people. 1 point for every hambeast. Extra 2 points if they are in a mobility scooter. If you find fatties eating a turkey leg, that’s an extra 10 points. Good game.

Imagine all the point you would be getting if you played the game now. Every step you take 10+2 maybe a couple of 1's here and there

 

[Oscar Winner]

I was trying to work out wtf was going on with her socks, then I realised she's doing that foot forward pointing toe thing. Then I noticed something else. She's shaved a few inches off her calf because there's a good chunk of her tattoo missing.

I tried to get a better quality pic but couldn't find it. I found this instead. A whole box of cookies. They each weigh half a pound

Let's not get distracted from other important issues through gay pride month

 

[Water-T]

I've been thinking about Tess' i'M aNoReXiC y'AlL! bullshit.

In the short term, it gave her an extra 15 minutes in front of the camera.....and nothing more. In the long run, this stunt just made things worse for her. Sure, there were a lot of articles and interviews going OH YOU POOR DEAR!, but did anyone expect someone to tell the Fat Emperor that they're wearing no clothes? As much as I would have loved for an interviewer to call her on her obvious lying, it's bad optics for the interviewer and their employer to shit on someone with an eating disorder (even if it's actually binge eating, not anorexia).

So they just give her the short interview she was hoping for and move on to the next freak show.

If you think about it, what has Tess gained from this (aside from more weight)? She's still shilling junk food in exchange for free samples, there's been no flood of legit model work, no one hiring her to be a spokesperson for anorexia, no capsule collections....nothing.

Declaring herself as KA-WEER, an abuse victim, and a MAWM availed her nothing but an extra 5 minutes on her fame clock. It's almost a given that she will claim to be non-binary next, since it's replaced "I'M BI!" as the go-to for washed up actresses/singers *coughDemiLovatocough*

Yet at the end of the day, Tess will still be a washed up D-list model that fatted and cunted herself out of work and needs to fart on cakes to pay the bills.

 

[Pollybock]

Looks like it’s the toddlers birthday party, her “friend” that is “fostering” the cat she decided not to keep is posting being in Long Beach for a kids birthday party.

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