🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 27 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 147 5.3%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 382 13.8%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 555 20.1%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 425 15.4%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 329 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 205 7.4%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 696 25.2%

  • Total voters
    2,766
She's still trying to hide her gunt behind her arm in sideview photos, but even her enormous arm can't cover it anymore. We see you peeking out, Tess-gunt!

Also, why put that much oil on your face and then not shine up your back and arm a little? Wouldn't a suppamoddle understand the concept of skin continuity? This just looks like she dunked her face in fry oil and left her arms all dry and ashy.
She really thinks her Mariana Trench of fat sacks is sexey does she not.
I honestly don't understand why she spends so much time photoshopping her face and neck, but then shows a four foot continuous stretch of "boobs" that looks like a giant flabby ass. It makes her look like a 500 lb pinhead. Trim the photo at a flattering cut-off, dumbass.
 
Is there an up-to-date OP-like post buried somewhere in this thread? It seems a lot has happened with this woman and the OP itself hasn't been updated... getting blacklisted from the industry... letting her ex-boyfriend raise her child... who knows what else...
Yeah, the OP is waaaaaaay out of date. But with most good threads, it's only because the milk is ever-flowing. I'd rewrite but letsbereal, I'm a lazy cunt and my only writing talent is coming up with insults for fat women.

The best course of action with most big threads is to jump around with highlights.
 
I am not a supermoddle. What is skin continuity?
Face and neck shouldn't differ in colour, and if one decides to make a “glowy” look, like it's a natural skin state, the glow should be everywhere - arms, decollete, legs - like you “were born this way”.

Otherwise it looks like literal paint; or, in this case, a splash of oil.

Think: Anna and how her pasty face clashes with the farmer’s tan on the chest.
 
Let’s be honest - IRL, Tess doesn’t compliment anybody who isn’t doing something for her. She doesn’t even notice other people unless they’re orbiters, haters, or celebrities.
Is Tess big enough yet that the term "orbiters" might trigger her? You know, on account of mass = gravitational forces?
 
I love that the podcast is such an utter failure. Who would want to listen to that voice for more than 15 seconds before zoning out or clicking off?


The fact she bought a jeep is funny. Some Jeep owners have a culture and world all their own. They love to congregate and show off their Jeep's customizations , have contests and plan trips to destinations, have road trips, organize benefits for good causes and such. Jeep owners often wave to each other when they see each other driving, even if they don't know that person. Another thing they do is if one jeep owner sees someone else's jeep parked somewhere they will leave a rubber duck with something positive written on it.

The jeep culture I know is a wholesome family fun kind of thing to do. I'm sure they are not interested in a morbidly obese sow showing off her udders and flab while being loud and obnoxious.

So add the jeep club to the group of people will completely ignore ignore and reject her.
 

I’m officially a crybaby now 🥺👼🏻 #MACscaraface #megthestallion #crybaby #fyp #fypシ
I don't get it. Is she selling something? Showing off a hat?
 
Hot plus-sized babies?
I know about “luv u bb”, but thought that ‘hot babes [~hot chicks] get my compliments for their looks’ fits better in context - and sounds better - than babies. But I'm ESL so definitely might be wrong.

She looks ridiculous with these filters. Gorl you just posted your glowing skin selfie, jowls and chins even after filters; and here you have a sweet egg-shaped face (until you throw your head back)
 
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Tess follows another huge death fat "model" on Instagram. Her name is Courtney Mina, or "a romantic tale" if you will. This bitch had red wine in the last trimester of her pregnancy and Tess commented something like: "Good for you, hope you enjoyed it!" Are those bitches stupid? I could honestly not believe that she encourages drinking during pregnancy.
 
This bitch had red wine in the last trimester of her pregnancy and Tess commented something like: "Good for you, hope you enjoyed it!" Are those bitches stupid? I could honestly not believe that she encourages drinking during pregnancy.
drinking during pregnancy is a terrible thing but somehow sounds like one of the lesser evils of what is consumed by these planet sized bitches.
 
Hot plus-sized babies?
I know about “luv u bb”, but thought that ‘hot babes [~hot chicks] get my compliments for their looks’ fits better in context - and sounds better - than babies. But I'm ESL so definitely might be wrong.

She looks ridiculous with these filters. Gorl you just posted your glowing skin selfie, jowls and chins even after filters; and here you have a sweet egg-shaped face (until you throw your head back)

It’s just slang. Don’t read too much into it. And yes, people would and do absolutely call adults “baby/babies”; the phrase you wrote doesn’t sound weird to me as a native English speaker.
 
Tess follows another huge death fat "model" on Instagram. Her name is Courtney Mina, or "a romantic tale" if you will. This bitch had red wine in the last trimester of her pregnancy and Tess commented something like: "Good for you, hope you enjoyed it!" Are those bitches stupid? I could honestly not believe that she encourages drinking during pregnancy.
Tess is very very stupid and very white trash. If she was responsible for baby care instead of her mum then Jolene, she would have been one of those parents filling baby bottles with dr pepper and issuing nips of whiskey. Thank god for momma Hoven despite her failure with Ryann. But Ryann was beyond hope. And her brother, unlike her, certainly seems to have a non retard IQ and interests outside of self eye fucking, unlike the chubby behemoth 2.0 aka Ryann Maegan Hoven
 
Side note - Nick has a ‘subtle’ TikTok account. It showed up on my account as his phone number is attached to it. And surprise surprise- he follows the ‘friend’ of his he likes to sleep naked next to & desires to fuck

edit: let’s see how long it takes for him to delete it. Will confirm he reads this page.
No one gives a shit who Nick wants to sleep with, this is the Tess thread. Go be mad about your breakup elsewhere.
 
Tess follows another huge death fat "model" on Instagram. Her name is Courtney Mina, or "a romantic tale" if you will. This bitch had red wine in the last trimester of her pregnancy and Tess commented something like: "Good for you, hope you enjoyed it!" Are those bitches stupid? I could honestly not believe that she encourages drinking during pregnancy.
So what? Drinking during pregnancy is thought to be dangerous in specific developmental moments that cause fetal alcohol syndrome (affecting the brain and head size, face appearance). Since no one knows exactly when these are affected during development, prengant women in the US are told not to drink at all, and in other places they are told to limit their drinking to one or a half glass of wine occasionally. There are alcoholic women who drank throughout their entire pregnancies that do not have FAS babies so the phenomenon clearly has some other aspect to it, I doubt there will be answers any time soon. The third trimester is all about fattening up and lung development, it is by far the least risky time to drink during a pregnancy. I seriously doubt anyone was harmed.

I am more surprised anyone would want to drink during the last trimester because the stomach and bladder are so compressed. Heartburn and needing to pee are both ubiquitous from the compression, and also worsened by drinking.
 
We are supposed to believe that these are her actual steps and not the amount of bites she took from snacks in Disneyland? We all know you are lazy Tess
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