🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 27 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 147 5.3%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 382 13.8%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 555 20.1%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 425 15.4%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 329 11.9%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 205 7.4%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 696 25.2%
  • Total voters
    2,766
I’m glad we’re allowed to change our vote in the thread’s poll. That way I can adjust it upward to the next category every few months.
Fìddlesticks said:
Nothing too insightfull in this post. But this absolute prime country ham arm... JFC.
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I think Dolly Patton’s actual head is smaller than the tat at this point.
AbraCadaver said:
I don’t even blame black people getting pissed at someone like Tess tryna weasel her way into “friendshp” for cred, they should shut that bitch down. It’s gross and yet somehow encouraged.
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The woke crowd oscillates between “your friends must resemble a Benetton ad” and “you are not allowed to have token friends”; currently it seems to be the former but that can change pretty quickly.

Tubby Tess is as obvious about this as she is fat. When her black bffs don’t validate her, she ditches them quickly. That is the case for all of Tess’s relationships, friends or family: if it doesn’t tangibly benefit her, then she wants nothing to do with them.
 
Fabletics photos.
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She forgot to edit her stretchmarks away. They look surprisingly red, so it's safe to say gorl is gaining again. Also a bonus biceproll.
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That’s the beauty of the scorpions. She can’t easily smudge-tool those stretch marks away.

I cackle with delight.
 
FuckDuckSeagull said:
Fabletics photos.
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She forgot to edit her stretchmarks away. They look surprisingly red, so it's safe to say gorl is gaining again. Also a bonus biceproll.
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The seams around the thigh and upper calf look like they are cutting off her circulation. She needs to keep this partnership, so she had better be careful because she’s super close to ripping those seams apart. I bet those pants smell disgusting when she peels them off.
 
Lex Leigh said:
Gotta give props to Fabletics for having quality material that isn’t sheer enough to see through when stretched
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Maybe that's their intended angle.
"Look how much pressure and rubbing these things can take! Way stronger than Lululemon and whatever Target sells."
 
NeoGAF Lurker said:
The woke crowd oscillates between “your friends must resemble a Benetton ad” and “you are not allowed to have token friends”; currently it seems to be the former but that can change pretty quickly.
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They’re both sides of the same coin for wokies. You must have diverse friends and those diverse friends must be your besties. Hence why wokies suck up so hard to POCs. Sorry, BIPOCs because Asians are dishonorary whites at this point. The wokies are constantly moving the goalposts.
 
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So, in one photo we can't see any gap between leggings and her top. Another photo we get stretch marks and scorpions. Why does she think that looks better? I'm almost starting to like that awful tattoo just to see what happens when the stretch marks get to it.

Whatever those leggings are made of, they're pretty impressive for smoothing out that mess I posted showing the shoes Tess designed (coloured).

How long until this elbow disappears?

Edit: @TurdFondler - You know we're deep into clownworld when the Michelin man looks svelte when compared to a model.
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I skimmed and assumed it was the marshmallow dude from Ghostbusters. Was wrong, but also right.
 
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Our superwaddle is mentioning she's "gay" every five seconds because it's Unethical Capitalism But With Rainbows Month and she's desperate for gigs and clout. I can say with total honesty that I don't know what the obese modeling scene is like, beyond the fact that Tess is all but blacklisted from it, but I imagine that to pander to puddingbrain SJWs, models are going to have to have more oppression credentials than just "fat white bitch", and so Tess in is playing every card in the deck, thinking if she's a gay anorexic nigger-lovin' abuse victim, she'll be able to compete with other heifers in the industry who get waved in the door for being ethnic or a fake Tumblr gender or whatever. Tess doesn't realise that even if this could work, it's not going to retcon her treating everybody in the industry like shit and lying to them about her size, which is why work dried up in the first place. It's also not going to stop her from looking like a cross between Executioner Smough and a $15 sex doll.
 
Anyone else think this is the most boring sponsorship? Every time it’s the same outfit in a different color or “fun” pattern. High waisted leggings, crop top/sports bra. Doesn’t athletic wear include other things like joggers, jackets, sweatshirts, swimsuits, breezy shorts, hiking pants, t-shirts etc.? Or do companies just perennially cater to fat chicks who pretend to do yoga now? I’m so sick of seeing the exact same overstretched high rise cut on her every single month.
 
BIG DADDY said:
Anyone else think this is the most boring sponsorship? Every time it’s the same outfit in a different color or “fun” pattern. High waisted leggings, crop top/sports bra. Doesn’t athletic wear include other things like joggers, jackets, sweatshirts, swimsuits, breezy shorts, hiking pants, t-shirts etc.? Or do companies just perennially cater to fat chicks who pretend to do yoga now? I’m so sick of seeing the exact same overstretched high rise cut on her every single month.
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It would be so much better if she actually DID something with the clothes, but she just stands. Even Anna does more with her shills.
 
BIG DADDY said:
Anyone else think this is the most boring sponsorship? Every time it’s the same outfit in a different color or “fun” pattern. High waisted leggings, crop top/sports bra. Doesn’t athletic wear include other things like joggers, jackets, sweatshirts, swimsuits, breezy shorts, hiking pants, t-shirts etc.? Or do companies just perennially cater to fat chicks who pretend to do yoga now? I’m so sick of seeing the exact same overstretched high rise cut on her every single month.
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I think they do sell some of those things, just not in Tubby Tess’ size.
 
Tess got her hair done by a new gay who thinks she'll boost his business - she probably told him that she's the one who got JVN his big break, when it was him who saved her from embarrassing herself on E!. But I digress.

She shooped her face into oblivion as usual. She has zero neck left from the front; it's all rolls now and she knows it.

On to 500 pounds!

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multiverse said:
Tess got her hair done by a new gay who thinks she'll boost his business - she probably told him that she's the one who got JVN his big break, when it was him who saved her from embarrassing herself on E!. But I digress.

She shooped her face into oblivion as usual. She has zero neck left from the front; it's all rolls now and she knows it.

On to 500 pounds!

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She really thinks her Mariana Trench of fat sacks is sexey does she not.
 
multiverse said:
Tess got her hair done by a new gay who thinks she'll boost his business - she probably told him that she's the one who got JVN his big break, when it was him who saved her from embarrassing herself on E!. But I digress.

She shooped her face into oblivion as usual. She has zero neck left from the front; it's all rolls now and she knows it.

On to 500 pounds!

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The first picture looks like the Rachel/a mom haircut from the 90s? Is that in now?
 
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