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Stephanie isn't even blonde but she's always always a blonde, doe-eyed cartoon girl lol
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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Because that is SOOOOOOOO nonbinary.
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That’s just Staph’s sub-conscious poking through. If she believed for one solitary moment that she resembled anything like the girl in her avatars she wouldn’t pretend to be an ace-pan-bi-trans, enby-witch-demon fucker.
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Maybe late, but the fact this has 2.6K likes... I feel like that says a lot. And the fact Yarrow has no idea this is how they come off....
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Imagine Staph doing voice sex work with her old lady voice and old fashioned language. She would definitely include a boy howdy or two in her dirty talk
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"Call me Mixtress Yeerow like my demon daddies do~"
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Hell is truly empty and all the devils are here.
-Brought by Staph's doughy milkshake.
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Oh my GOD Stephanie and findom lmao???!! While I'm 100% sure there's some depraved lunatic out there who is turned on by the idea of being humiliated by a potato, she's just so incredibly, thoroughly, deeply socially CLUELESS. I can't imagine her understanding how to navigate the social relationship of financial domination! I know dumbass barely literate "sugar baby" types and "dommes" manage to do it all the time, but even they have some instincts as to fulfilling the social/emotional needs of others, even if it's just parroting some rote porny script. Stephanie can't even navigate the most basic twitter conversation! Oh man this is gonna get good. (She just better not try any local irl actual prostitution, because trust me on this, she will end up knifed behind the Endicott Dunkin Donuts.)
and I must scream
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She is otherkin now? She is a succubus? So that's how she explains her hypersexuality... Succubus while being acespec. It's almost genius, in the most nutty and delusional way ever. And she wants to be a sex worker... I don't know what to say anymore. The level of delusion. Wow.
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You'd think that paper doll avatar generators would have a lot of Moe Howard cut options available, given their audience.
I understand not wanting to be accurately fat in one's avatar, but there's nobody making her wear her hair like that IRL if she doesn't want to. She could grow it out or go get a nice butch fade at Supercuts. (Although her current hairstyle does help out out the androgyny, in a sped sort of way.)
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Oh cool. I want her to go through with it.
It's going to be like "god-computer simulation of alien body snatchers watching a lot of porn and trying to emulate it".
Can't wait for all the twatter dot coom slapfights over her hilariously unappealing videos.
"Thank you Gyro, this cured my sex addiction! Now I'm asexual!"
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*old timey landline rings*
"Hello, is this Stephanie? Sorry, I mean, Yarrow Lucifer Sapphire Mushroom Peepee Poopoo Crimson Claw? The thirty-something virgin? Yes, I would like one sex work please. Do you take checks?"
"Hello, is this Stephanie? Sorry, I mean, Yarrow Lucifer Sapphire Mushroom Peepee Poopoo Crimson Claw? The thirty-something virgin? Yes, I would like one sex work please. Do you take checks?"
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I hope she will record a sample of herself doing domination voice work for possible clients as advertising and posts it on twitter. Please whatever demon created Steph you owe us with this one.
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it's dinner time, you hungry little bastards! here's a photo of her fat granny teats and a video of awkwardly rubbing her gut while she sighs and grunts. you can tell she was feeling randy filming this.
i really don't like how i have all of yarrow's nudes saved on my computer but this is the path i've chosen and there's no going back.
i really don't like how i have all of yarrow's nudes saved on my computer but this is the path i've chosen and there's no going back.
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Ew her other tit farther away looks like a creepy innie nipple.
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I just have to point out that Stephanie's idea of "heavily NSFW" is a thread with no images, and no sexual terms other than things like "sex" and "femdom" etc (and even "sex" is censored at one point). "Heavily NSFW" is essentially "I pretend I'm a succubus, pretend I have ghost boyfriends, and now I want to pretend to be a sex worker by doing low-effort, low-risk, low-pay play acting. I'm extra good at pretending to be a demon so that will be fun."
Okay Stephanie, roll your 20 sided die to see which flag to jam in your ass crack I guess.
Not to be a fag with feelings, but her poor parents. They already had to take her phone away and a bunch of internet privileges. Eventually they'll find out this potato is making "porn."
The other day an older lady asked me if I "have YouTube." Once another asked "If I switch to Spectrum, will I be able to keep my Gmail?"
This is the level some boomers are on when it comes to the internet, so her parents may have no clue how easy it is to get this kind of thing off the ground and might think that porn = production value. They might think "oh, chances are Stephanie occasionally shows her pancakes to some stranger, oh well, she's grown," but not that she's announcing to the world that she wants to go pro on a platform made for it. Don't get me wrong, I know she'll flop in every sense. Still it's just sad bc so many cows have shitty neglectful parents, but hers have taken tech away when she goes too far and would be mortified.
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Having seen thousands of fat granny teats in my time, those veins are still remarkable. Youth without youth.
An asexual pornographer seems like an anosmic chef; it can be done, but not without a lot of research and practice. Improvisation is not working out well for Staphy; she needs a recipe to follow.