🦊 Furry StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

[Roosechu]

Oh FUCK. Now he's taking the shots at him.

I AM NULLCLEAR
I AM WILD
I AM TROLLING UP INSIDE
A HEART OF BROKEN LULZ
DEFILED
DEEP INSIDE
THE SPECIAL ED. CHILD.

 

[Jaiman]

I seriously hole you people aren't using your real Skype handles to call this asshole.

Whoops!

 

[XH 502]

For years there's been a Gothzilla shaped hole in my heart, and now - at last - it's finally been filled.

 

[Jaimas]

For years there's been a Gothzilla shaped hole in my heart, and now - at last - it's finally been filled.

Not by quality, but by volume.

 

[Accel_Rider]

I guess I know why he liked diaper so much. He has the mentality of a little child. Seriously, who thinks a shop like that is a good burn?

 

[XH 502]

Not by quality, but by volume.

"And IJWTSA's heart grew thirty sizes that day..."

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

Does this guy even have a high school diploma? Or is he a dropout? Because I don't want to believe that this guy could make it through high school.

 

[Skeletor]

Does this guy even have a high school diploma?

He mentioned somewhere that he's working on a GED so he can be a police K9 officer or some bullshit, so no.

 

[Shrekolas Cage]

He mentioned somewhere that he's working on a GED so he can be a police K9 officer or some bullshit, so no.

A fat furry wanting to be a K9 officer is a tad bit worrying tbh

 

[SpessCaptain]

A fat furry wanting to be a K9 officer is a tad bit worrying tbh

Let me preface...

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

A fat furry wanting to be a K9 officer is a tad bit worrying tbh

I don't think you need to worry about him actually becoming a K9 officer. He doesn't know a damn thing about the job, and it's not the kind of job they just give to any random idiot. He wouldn't even pass the basic training.

 

[Surtur]

Whoops!

Didn't we just have this discussion? Your lucky this guy is too stupid to dox people.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

I don't think you need to worry about him actually becoming a K9 officer. He doesn't know a damn thing about the job, and it's not the kind of job they just give to any random idiot. He wouldn't even pass the basic training.

Not to mention the whole "physical fitness" part of the job. Plus, as much as he would try, I doubt dog rape is an option for him. Especially with a police dog. They wouldn't take that shit.
I'm not even sure dogs could love him, even in a platonic way.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

Didn't we just have this discussion? Your lucky this guy is too stupid to dox people.

I don't know, that MylarBalloonFan guy ended up doxing someone unintentionally. He's too stupid to actually find any information that isn't handed to him, but not totally incapable.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

He'd make a damn fine officer.

Forget the dog. Anyone he was trying to apprehend would stop and stare in awe as a wall of fat jiggled toward them at the speed of continental drift.

 

[Conrix]

Has anybody posted this wonderful conversation yet?
https://tweetsave.com/strikerwolf1/status/634544799509553152

Spoiler: cap

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

Has anybody posted this wonderful conversation yet?
[MEDIA=twitter]634544799509553152[/MEDIA]https://tweetsave.com/strikerwolf1/status/634544799509553152

Spoiler: cap

He would be the most effective meatshield in existence. He could stand in front of an LMG and his gargantuan amount of fat would absorb the bullets.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Has anybody posted this wonderful conversation yet?
[MEDIA=twitter]634544799509553152[/MEDIA]https://tweetsave.com/strikerwolf1/status/634544799509553152

Spoiler: cap

Forget Marines, try enlisting for McDonald's first and then work your way up top.
Edit: Could you guys imagine what will happen if he tried to jump on a grenade to save his comrades

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

After seeing this and the account of @DirkBloodStormKing this guy is for real. His rapid decline in his mental state could be a result of oxygen depravation killing brain cells. While he was originally probably an autist, the severe sleep apnea plus sleeping 20 hours a day probably has made him legitimately mentally retarded. I've known a lot of entitled shitlord affluent fuckups from Long Island to make this guy believable. I'm guessing they were all originally part of the Montauk Project.

 

[Bugaboo]

I think if he became a cop somehow they'd just make him do paperwork