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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
1. You cannot use a sword, and why would you need to? Do you plan on dueling or something?
2. You can't afford a really good one, and even if you could, you shouldn't.
3. Owning swords is not going to paint you as less ridiculous in the eyes of a girl. Quite the opposite, actually.

Seriously picture yourself walking around with that thing now. Really think about it. You wouldn't look cool or dangerous, you'd look like a cosplayer.
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1. I can use a sword, i am much better at swinging one when i am not drunk.
2. I can afford a sword but the money that i have was given to me by my mom and i would rather spend my own money and lie about the actual price of the thing.
3. I would actually carry that sword outside to look cool....
 
ThonisSH said:
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Being in the airsoft club which is funded by the military i am also a step closer from getting a gun license.
It˙s hard to explain but fake guns and real guns are sometimes not far apart as both ways of shooting happens at the same military training grounds.
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.....Have you ever actually fired a gun before?

ThonisSH said:
1. I can use a sword, i am much better at swinging one when i am not drunk.
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Which still doesn't explain how if you try to use it on someone, you will not be immediately shot. Because guns exist.
ThonisSH said:
2. I can afford a sword but the money that i have was given to me by my mom and i would rather spend my own money and lie about the actual price of the thing.
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I have no idea why you would willingly volunteer that.
ThonisSH said:
3. I would actually carry that sword outside to look cool....
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I believe you, sadly. How do you suppose local law enforcement is going to feel about that?
 
ThonisSH said:
1. I can use a sword, i am much better at swinging one when i am not drunk.
2. I can afford a sword but the money that i have was given to me by my mom and i would rather spend my own money and lie about the actual price of the thing.
3. I would actually carry that sword outside to look cool....
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Nobody in the history of the world since the invention of gunpowder in the west has ever looked "cool" carrying a sword around.
 
That hunk of sheet metal you bought at some con or whatever is about as real as my claim to the throne of Nigeria. Also everything you say is about as real as the Lenspiracy.
 
Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
.....Have you ever actually fired a gun before?
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I have fired a few guns before but at the cost of not getting paid for standing watch. I fired a yugoslavian version of SKS , M57 Tokarev pistol, glock 17 pistol and a semi-automatic AK-47. (Fully automatic guns are banned in my country) .
 
I am going to sleep. What you guys should do is get a game called Mount&Blade warband and find me in Mount and Siege online server of the Native basic version of the game. I play at least 3 hours a day to practice my skills and i am one of the best players on the server when i am not busy crying about being a virgin.
 
ThonisSH said:
I am going to sleep. What you guys should do is get a game called Mount&Blade warband and find me in Mount and Siege online server of the Native basic version of the game. I play at least 3 hours a day to practice my skills and i am one of the best players on the server when i am not busy crying about being a virgin.
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Naw. I'm not a wack ass loser so I have no need for the game.
 
ThonisSH said:
I am going to sleep. What you guys should do is get a game called Mount&Blade warband and find me in Mount and Siege online server of the Native basic version of the game. I play at least 3 hours a day to practice my skills and i am one of the best players on the server when i am not busy crying about being a virgin.
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Get your dick out and put it in a consenting vagina.

Problem solved.
 
I guess this is either the part where he cries on SH about how awesome he is, or he lies down on his ratty mattress, rocking back and forth and sucking his thumb as he acknowledges that his life is a failed dream from beginning to end. Because fuck using any of those Globoobian Dinars he gets from mommy and SSI for hookers. Naww, just sob or try to sound cool online to an audience who wouldn't even notice if he died in a ditch somewhere.
 
ThonisSH said:
I have fired a few guns before but at the cost of not getting paid for standing watch. I fired a yugoslavian version of SKS , M57 Tokarev pistol, glock 17 pistol and a semi-automatic AK-47. (Fully automatic guns are banned in my country) .
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You're adorable. It's like a Cold War museum.

ThonisSH said:
I am going to sleep. What you guys should do is get a game called Mount&Blade warband and find me in Mount and Siege online server of the Native basic version of the game. I play at least 3 hours a day to practice my skills and i am one of the best players on the server when i am not busy crying about being a virgin.
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Kay. Please do come back and tell us how the open carry sword thing goes, I'm dying to hear about it.
The cops are going to sodomize him with a nightstick.
 
I might record playing mount & blade before i leave so you guys can see my awesome blocking skills with a sword. I don˙t even need a shield unless there are too many archer cunts out there. I feel like real life would be similar to my m&b experience. I can just imagine cutting down 6-10 people before dying a brave death.

No one would dare to mock and insult me unless they were a master swordsman themselves and prepared to throw their life away.
I would behead all women that rejected me and gather an army of incels which would go around slaughtering men who have wives and raping their wives and daughters.

I would rule this planet and i would make everyone adress me as the supreme god king. I am the supreme god king afterall because i am one of the kind and my powers are beyond your wildest expectations.
 
ThonisSH said:
I might record playing mount & blade before i leave so you guys can see my awesome blocking skills with a sword. I don˙t even need a shield unless there are too many archer cunts out there. I feel like real life would be similar to my m&b experience. I can just imagine cutting down 6-10 people before dying a brave death.

No one would dare to mock and insult me unless they were a master swordsman themselves and prepared to throw their life away.
I would behead all women that rejected me and gather an army of incels which would go around slaughtering men who have wives and raping their wives and daughters.

I would rule this planet and i would make everyone adress me as the supreme god king. I am the supreme god king afterall because i am one of the kind and my powers are beyond your wildest expectations.
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You missed a stationary target on your first swing in your video. I don't think you're as capable as you think you are.
 
ThonisSH said:
I might record playing mount & blade before i leave so you guys can see my awesome blocking skills with a sword. I don˙t even need a shield unless there are too many archer cunts out there. I feel like real life would be similar to my m&b experience. I can just imagine cutting down 6-10 people before dying a brave death.

No one would dare to mock and insult me unless they were a master swordsman themselves and prepared to throw their life away.
I would behead all women that rejected me and gather an army of incels which would go around slaughtering men who have wives and raping their wives and daughters.

I would rule this planet and i would make everyone adress me as the supreme god king. I am the supreme god king afterall because i am one of the kind and my powers are beyond your wildest expectations.
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Fite me irl fagget.
 
ThonisSH said:
I might record playing mount & blade before i leave so you guys can see my awesome blocking skills with a sword. I don˙t even need a shield unless there are too many archer cunts out there. I feel like real life would be similar to my m&b experience. I can just imagine cutting down 6-10 people before dying a brave death.

No one would dare to mock and insult me unless they were a master swordsman themselves and prepared to throw their life away.
I would behead all women that rejected me and gather an army of incels which would go around slaughtering men who have wives and raping their wives and daughters.

I would rule this planet and i would make everyone adress me as the supreme god king. I am the supreme god king afterall because i am one of the kind and my powers are beyond your wildest expectations.
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Do you realize this makes you sound like the biggest pussy? I'd say that to your acne pock marked face. #RealTalk #SorryNotSorry

But naw, record yourself playing some old ass kid's game. That'll make us think you're cool and uber-dangerous. All the women here will flock to you because you pretend to sword fight.

So real talk, can you not get more recent games because of your third world nation status?
 
ThonisSH said:
I might record playing mount & blade before i leave so you guys can see my awesome blocking skills with a sword. I don˙t even need a shield unless there are too many archer cunts out there. I feel like real life would be similar to my m&b experience. I can just imagine cutting down 6-10 people before dying a brave death.

No one would dare to mock and insult me unless they were a master swordsman themselves and prepared to throw their life away.
I would behead all women that rejected me and gather an army of incels which would go around slaughtering men who have wives and raping their wives and daughters.

I would rule this planet and i would make everyone adress me as the supreme god king. I am the supreme god king afterall because i am one of the kind and my powers are beyond your wildest expectations.
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I am a master swordsman. I've cut down entire armies. I've changed the course of entire nations. I accept your challenge.
 
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