💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

This update is mostly showbiz fluff; let's get the non-showbiz items out of the ways first.

Stop worshipping angry white men! Your hero wasn't criminal enough, get a better hero!




Bobby cannot recognize BLM rhetoric:



Big Picture review of the documentary(?) Tread.

Netanyahu:




Internet drama:


A tiny trickle on the pride in kink discourse. If you complain about exposing kids to kink, you're just a Evangelical prude and probably wash your eyes with holy water whenever you see a woman in swimsuit. Learn from Arthur Chu, your wiser and better.

I didn't realize the original pride was a violent riot against shitty conservative prudes. Thanks Chu-chu.

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Speaking of fan-fic, here's some self-congratulatory bullshit:





Random_txt.txt.



"Synderverse"



I don't recognize. Shazam?


Sorry when I see "Spiderwoman" I still think Raul Julia and William Hurt.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

He names a lot of books and movies and whatever but you can tell he has never actually read/watched let alone absorbed the material. He is the kind of conman that reads the back of a book then shows up to a book club and acts like everyone else did not really read the book.

More, he's "so intelligent" that after skimming the wikipedia article that he knows the book inside and out, and that if anyone contradicts them, it's because they're idiots and need to be educated.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

Bobby cannot recognize BLM rhetoric:
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His lack of self-awareness would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

A tiny trickle on the pride in kink discourse. If you complain about exposing kids to kink, you're just a Evangelical prude and probably wash your eyes with holy water whenever you see a woman in swimsuit. Learn from Arthur Chu, your wiser and better.
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I didn't realize the original pride was a violent riot against shitty conservative prudes. Thanks Chu-chu.

Blobby calls Chu a smart guy, talk about damning with faint praise.

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Hate the actor's politics, hate the actor. No surprises with you, Bob.

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Bob is a manly man who enjoys manly films, especially ones about sailors hundreds of miles from land without a woman in sight.

 

[Toxinophile]

I love The Producers beyond words, but I don't think I can suffer through twelve and a half minutes of his sped up gibberish.

Bob's videos are about as entertaining waiting in line at the DMV with a hemorrhoid so I'll wait for someone else to summarize this video for him.

Cowardice! Watch his videos at half speed like a REAL sped! Take in every word and chew on every phrase till you've gone mad with the mediocrity!
le bob video point for point:
-There's edgy comedy, edgier comedy, and then there's Jojo Rabbit.
-Mocking Nazis in movies ain't fresh stuff, but you gotta love Taika Waititi's silly spin on things.
-Not to say Nazis being silly is an exaggeration, in fact you can plainly see in history Hitler and his pals were into some wacky stories themselves.
-From occults to mythology to medieval fantasy and castles, Hitler and his inner circle loved all of this and then some.

Bob: "When you get right down to it, they were kind of a bunch of gigantic dorks for the most part." (cue Ogre screaming NERDS movie clip)

-Yet weirdly enough these silly Nazi Facts inspire sillier Nazi Fiction, more modern media portraying the silliest schmoes of 1940s Germany as monsterous yet camp supervillains.
-Yet again despite being depicted as superpowered science wizards in the now, Nazis were pretty much considered ineffective and incompetent in the back then.

-Reports of Hitler back in the day describe him as a manchild, spouting off speeches and acting like a discount superhero pulled from a two cent comic book.
-This manchildness extends to Hitler's favorite books and music, action-adventure stories for boys by Karl May and the heroic, mythology-inspired tones of Wagner.
-Such manchildness extends much further to Hitler's own Leadership base, such as Himmler and especially Goebbels sharing similar thoughts and tastes.
-Said manchildness ultimately manifested into the Nazi party itself, as the party was more or less inspired by a mix of 1940s pop culture and various Nordic and Greek mythos
-The Nazi party's manchildness greatly appealed to the German youth, which beget the Hitler youth, which beget the Hitler youth camps, which finally leads us back to Jojo Rabbit.

-But enough about Jojo Rabbit, Time to talk about 2002's MAX! The movie where John Cusack tries to convince young Hitler not to go into politics.
-Pretty much alternative history in terms of accuracy, but as an elseworld story of Hitler's descent to madness and his ascent to power. it is an intriguing watch.

Bob: "I wonder what the 1930s version of guys-who-get-angry-when-proper-respect-isn't-paid-to-the-rebooting-of-cartoons-they-like-when-they-were-five was?"

-Ya know thinking about it now Hitler's cult of Aryan nonsense has many parallels to bad fandoms of today.
-Ya know Norman Spinrad's book "The Iron Dream"? It's basically a cliché sci-fi story but the joke is that Hitler himself wrote it.
-Ya know the real joke is that this fake book written by Hitler has a fake review attached at the end of it.
-Said review mentions how the book got a big cult following, with people gathering together and rallying to the insane beliefs held within Hitler's sci-fi book.
-Even though this satire was written in the 1970s, this totally doesn't happen today, ya know? (then Bob shows a picture of Fight Club)

Bob: "So what? After all what's the worst that ever came from a bunch of alienated weirdos getting together to geek out over shared love of problematic juvenalia they never grew out of?"

-(Ends with some pictures of A guy holding a star spangled Q, a MAGA guy holding a pepe sign, a pic of the Charlottesville rally, and one more pic that I don't recognize)

Spoiler: Le final picture

 

[Vida]

Is this why Bob hates catholicism?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

"Synderverse"

Did Bob even read Doomsday Clock? (Rhetorical question. We all know it's beyond his reading level.) The book doesn't lend itself well to a film adaptation because it was a commentary on the ever-shifting continuity of the comics.

I don't recognize. Shazam?

That's David Sandberg, so yes.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

So Boob does not understand why the Nazis came to power...lol what a shock.

If he understood how the Nazi's came to power then he wouldn't be suckling onto politician's teets as he loves too like the rest of the idiots who blindly worship politicians.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob is a master of the "Half-Baked Idea."

The first half of baking an idea is coming up with it, the second half is apply critical thought - doing research, testing things against stuff you know is true for sure, asking questions - if it survives that process, it's fully baked. Or you can skip it entirely and pull it out without a single critical thought. IE: Half baked.

His nazi video is the perfect example of this. He does no actual, substantial research into Nazi Germany, its rise to power or the history of lampooning it and how originally it was a bold, defiant stand against a terrifying and powerful force on the world stage. He comes up with shower thoughts and presents them as they are, because as a narcissist critical thought is scary and upsetting for him.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Did Bob even read Doomsday Clock? (Rhetorical question. We all know it's beyond his reading level.) The book doesn't lend itself well to a film adaptation because it was a commentary on the ever-shifting continuity of the comics.

That's David Sandberg, so yes.

Was Doomsday clock that shitty sequel to the Watchmen that Alan Moore hated?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Bob is a master of the "Half-Baked Idea."

The first half of baking an idea is coming up with it, the second half is apply critical thought - doing research, testing things against stuff you know is true for sure, asking questions - if it survives that process, it's fully baked. Or you can skip it entirely and pull it out without a single critical thought. IE: Half baked.

His nazi video is the perfect example of this. He does no actual, substantial research into Nazi Germany, its rise to power or the history of lampooning it and how originally it was a bold, defiant stand against a terrifying and powerful force on the world stage. He comes up with shower thoughts and presents them as they are, because as a narcissist critical thought is scary and upsetting for him.

Does he fail to realize that lots of the Nazi high command were tested geniuses and the lolcowdom of Himler was something most were thinking was very strange, and this was Hitler who was a wolfaboo. Then again, Bob seems the same caliber of knuckledragger that turned TNO into the trashfire that failed to understand their enemy in an effort to score a W.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Was Doomsday clock that shitty sequel to the Watchmen that Alan Moore hated?

Correction! It was one of several shitty sequels to Watchmen that Moore hated. I haven't read it, so I can't pass judgement. But I absolutely abhor how DC keeps cannibalizing Moore's work for their own benefit while totally missing the point of it.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Correction! It was one of several shitty sequels to Watchmen that Moore hated. I haven't read it, so I can't pass judgement. But I absolutely abhor how DC keeps cannibalizing Moore's work for their own benefit while totally missing the point of it.

Alan Moore is a SJW but god is he talented and the Watchmen is one of the greatest comics that anti SJW hypocrites are devided over due to Moore's politics and the works it inspired while others love it. Really the charm of Watchmen was it was standalone and was a comentary on if superheroes was real. Hell i think the movie was good because Solid Snake wrote the script and it was right up Zack Snyders alley tone wise. The only comic that surpassed the Watchmen is Batman Returns.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Alan Moore is a SJW but god is he talented and the Watchmen is one of the greatest comics that anti SJW hypocrites are devided over due to Moore's politics and the works it inspired while others love it. Really the charm of Watchmen was it was standalone and was a comentary on if superheroes was real. Hell i think the movie was good because Solid Snake wrote the script and it was right up Zack Snyders alley tone wise. The only comic that surpassed the Watchmen is Batman Returns.

Agreed. The Watchmen movie was great. Especially Rorschach. Jackie Earle Haley nailed that role.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Agreed. The Watchmen movie was great. Especially Rorschach. Jackie Earle Haley nailed that role.

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You know who hates the movie. Overly analytical movie reviewers who don't understand movies because they either never made a movie or the movies they had made were shit. Oh and Bob hates this movie because Internet "reviewers" hate it and love the Star Wars sequels.

 

[Toxinophile]

Bob is a master of the "Half-Baked Idea."

The first half of baking an idea is coming up with it, the second half is apply critical thought - doing research, testing things against stuff you know is true for sure, asking questions - if it survives that process, it's fully baked. Or you can skip it entirely and pull it out without a single critical thought. IE: Half baked.

His nazi video is the perfect example of this. He does no actual, substantial research into Nazi Germany, its rise to power or the history of lampooning it and how originally it was a bold, defiant stand against a terrifying and powerful force on the world stage. He comes up with shower thoughts and presents them as they are, because as a narcissist critical thought is scary and upsetting for him.

Ain't that the Truth. All he does in his video is hammer in the idea of Hitler and his cronies being immature manchildren fixated on pop culture and mythology. He then does an 180 at the very end insinuating Americans who rallied at Charlottesville and Nazis are the same. He doesn't elaborate on that at all like the audience was supposed to already know that. Like were already supposed to be thinking like Bob.

 

[UserAccess]

This update is mostly showbiz fluff; let's get the non-showbiz items out of the ways first.

Stop worshipping angry white men! Your hero wasn't criminal enough, get a better hero!
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Bobby cannot recognize BLM rhetoric:
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Big Picture review of the documentary(?) Tread.

Netanyahu:
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Internet drama:
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A tiny trickle on the pride in kink discourse. If you complain about exposing kids to kink, you're just a Evangelical prude and probably wash your eyes with holy water whenever you see a woman in swimsuit. Learn from Arthur Chu, your wiser and better.
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I didn't realize the original pride was a violent riot against shitty conservative prudes. Thanks Chu-chu.

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Speaking of fan-fic, here's some self-congratulatory bullshit:
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I don't recognize. Shazam?

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Sure you are, Bob. People actually writing SO MUCH are busy writing, not telling people how much they're writing.

Sounds like somebody has his laptop open at Starbucks waiting for somebody to ask what he's working on. Since nobody ever asks, it's time to beg for Twitter asspats.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

This video just pretends everything was going swimmingly in Germany and suddenly Hitler stumbled into power. I really do not understand why I am shocked by his ignorance at this point.

The reason he pretends that happened is because saying otherwise would massively disprove his beliefs about Trump and mean he found himself on the same side as Jacobin.

Both Moviebob and Jacobin argue that Trump is a racist and ran a racist campaign. However, Moviebob says that this means anyone who voted Trump was a racist and was just waiting for the chance to burn a cross while calling St Obama a nigger or whatever. Jacobin (and also Bernie, if I remember correctly) says that Trump is a racist, but that his voters aren't racists themselves and voted Trump because of ”economic anxiety”.

If you look at Weimar Germany, anti-Semitic parties such as the NSDAP and, to a lesser extent, the DNVP didn't do well in the 20's when Weimar was booming, but when Weimar started going to shit and people developed ”economic anxiety”, lots of those people started voting for those parties. If Bob acknowledged that he'd have to either admit that Trump isn't a racist or admit that many Trump voters aren't racists but voted for him for economic reasons. It's simpler for him to feign ignorance about history than acknowledge that not all Trump voters are racist hicks.

 

[The tired cat]

You know who hates the movie. Overly analytical movie reviewers who don't understand movies because they either never made a movie or the movies they had made were shit. Oh and Bob hates this movie because Internet "reviewers" hate it and love the Star Wars sequels.

Didn't comic geeks also hate the movie because they removed the giant alien squid? Which is still retarded when you read the comic about how Ozymandias found a brain of an actual psychic, cloned it, and then amplified its power to make a psychic attack when the squid was teleported in.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Was Doomsday clock that shitty sequel to the Watchmen that Alan Moore hated?

Doomsday Clock isn't bad, it's more it got overshadowed by the HBO show releasing around the same time and got screwed over by delays. It's more a story about Ozymandias' plan not working out in the long term so he constructs an elaborate plan to try to get Dr. Manhattan back and rediscover his humanity. It also tries to parallel the cold war stuff from the original to modern media disinformation campaigns by various interest groups.

I think it's actually the better of the two though Watchmen didn't really need a sequel. People's brains just turn off when they see Batman and Superman on the covers since they assumed it was a soulless cashgrab when you can pull them out and the story still works on the Watchmen side. The DCU's mostly there for contrast to Watchmen's more "realistic" universe.

 

[Tronathon242]

I'm certain Bob resents women for generally not finding him attractive despite how big brained he is, and how they'll prefer someone aesthetically pleasing over a fat, chicken-eyed blob like him.

No amount of intelligence worship in culture will make him attractive and desirable.

It's already obvious that he has issues with women, that he only lets slip out when talking about Republican women.

He's lucky that the Lefties he tries to ingratiate himself with throw their feminist ideals aside when comes to any woman that isn't on the Left.

He's just plain lucky about alot of things, especially the fact that his bloodline somehow survived centuries of violence in Ireland.

I love The Producers beyond words, but I don't think I can suffer through twelve and a half minutes of his sped up gibberish.

I caught a musical version of it in London. One of the best things I've ever seen. I haven't been able to stomach watching anything Bob has made for years without someone else's commentary and I know that viewing this surefire abortion will taint my memory of that side splitting evening.

Boy I wish Bob would find himself face to face with Amon Goeth from Schindler's List. Imagine our Bob facing down one of the most banal yet terrifying Nazis of all time -a man who'd kill you without a second thought, just because he was having a bad day. Or because he was having a good day. Or because he just felt like killing something and your big potato head was the first thing he saw. Bob would wet his pants if he was brought before a chaotic evil Nazi like Goeth, because the randomness of what he might do to you - the utter helplessness of your position and the knowledge that there is absolutely nothing you could do to stop him - would be far more terrifying than the actual killing.

That's the the thing that many of those screeching about Nazis don't understand. The ones doing the killings weren't demonic automotons in spiffy, well-pressed uniforms. They were human beings with human faults put in the position of a god over thousands of people. The ones in the killing fields acted much like Goethe. They got drunk to do their business and could often did take sex slaves and randomly disposed of them whenever they felt like it. As much as the popular image of Nazis is that they were an efficient genocidal machine, that wasn't really the case. Those guys became monstrous and sloppily good at killing because they could dull their senses and allow their worst elements to run free.

I'm sure if you mentioned Wiemar to Bob he'd think it was some type of new Mario enemy or Pokemon. If you tried to explain to him how Wiemar was bad he'd call you a Nazi and explain how Wiemar just needed an extra decade or two to prune the "obsolescents" from their society and it would've been a utopia before the evil mean reactionaries ruined everything and took over.

If you mentioned the Freikorps to him, he'd think you meant some kind of French fry.

So Boob does not understand why the Nazis came to power...lol what a shock.

This video just pretends everything was going swimmingly in Germany and suddenly Hitler stumbled into power. I really do not understand why I am shocked by his ignorance at this point.

He names a lot of books and movies and whatever but you can tell he has never actually read/watched let alone absorbed the material. He is the kind of conman that reads the back of a book then shows up to a book club and acts like everyone else did not really read the book.

It occurs to me that people like Boob and a lot of prominent mouth pieces have no grasp on history nor have they tried to understand the conditions that led to the events of history.

He might be one of the most worthless humans on Earth which is...kind of ironic.

He only attempts to understand history through Google-fu just enough so he can vomit out bad Twitter takes about "muh fascism" and "muh white nationalists" threatening his "Black and BIPOC friends." Ask him about the Treaty of Versailles, the Spartacist Rising, the Beer Hall Putsch, and the street fights between the SA and Red Front fighters and he'd draw blanks. Ask him to explain why the NSDAP went from nabbing around 2% of the vote in 1928 to nearly 40% by 1932 and the dolt would just say the population got dumb because that's what he boils down evil towards. Ask him about the true origins of Antifa and he would never come close to guessing correctly.