🦊 Furry StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

[Rabbit Bones]

I'm amazed he can get his fat sausage fingers in there to pull the trigger.

 

[BT 075]

I don't know what to say about these, honestly.
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I would be surprised if he manages to actually fire a gun with those tiny sausage fingers.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Wait.... he's a fucking furfag and he works in an animal lab? Just how does he reconcile the two? (If he legitimately works in an animal lab then he's an even bigger piece of useless shit than I originally thought he was.)

For whatever reason I read that as police dog training. His weight starts to make more sense. Dude is just a living training suit.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Wait.... he's a fucking furfag and he works in an animal lab? Just how does he reconcile the two? (If he legitimately works in an animal lab then he's an even bigger piece of useless shit than I originally thought he was.)

I doubt he actually does. He isn't that smart.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

He could just be the grunt cleaning animal cages and the facility. But I'm really doubtful he has any kind of job. 500+ pound men who regularly shit themselves don't do well in society.

 

[SP 199]

Aloha Friends, It is I, Bones, Your fearless delver of twitter who has decided to get off his bony ass and see if he can find any more twitter gems, So stay tuned for laughs, tears and probably never ending nightmares and a lifetime of therapy

What we have here is the world oppressing our subject by living normal lives and not accommodating to his quite frankly atrocious sleeping pattern

Ah here is our intrepid hero with a fine display of self hating jew closely followed up by completely missing the joke and racist jew joke?

Spoiler

I'm not too sure on that bit, Jew jokes aren't really a big thing over here so i'm going to assume it's offensive feel free to correct me though

And what we have here is a fine case for why eugenics is a good thing.


That's it for now i'm going to go do something productive with my life for a bit but I shall return later.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I'm pretty pro-weed, but this asshole can't even breath without needing a tracheostomy. The last thing he needs is bong lung ontop of that,

 

[Thetan]

If he ever gets to meet his Klan idols, I'd imagine that it will go something like this.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Spoiler: Goo goo ga joob indeed

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I remember trying a bong with tobacco in it once. It's awful so I agree there. Bigger question, why do it when you have bad lungs you dumbass?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

And what we have here is a fine case for why eugenics is a good thing.

I dunno, the problem seems to be taking care of himself. He's obese, a drug user, gun owner and fucktard. I doubt he's going to leave any lasting impact on the gene pool.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

THEN USE A BIPAP YOU DUMB CUNT
I like how he thinks his life is over just because he has sleep apnea. Of all the conditions he probably has, it's the most manageable (& probably the least of his worries).

Wait.... he's a fucking furfag and he works in an animal lab? Just how does he reconcile the two? (If he legitimately works in an animal lab then he's an even bigger piece of useless shit than I originally thought he was.)

I doubt he actually does. He isn't that smart.

He works there as the guinea pig.

For whatever reason I read that as police dog training. His weight starts to make more sense. Dude is just a living training suit.

He did say he wanted to be part of a K9 unit, but his hopes were dashed pretty quickly. Ironically, what turned him off to the idea was "people don't like cops," not that he's too fat to function.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

You know, I have a feeling that smoking weed would actually make him more intelligent. I mean, you can't get much lower than what he already is.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

He did say he wanted to be part of a K9 unit, but his hopes were dashed pretty quickly. Ironically, what turned him off to the idea was "people don't like cops," not that he's too fat to function.

I thought he said he wanted to be a cop despite not being liked. If being popular is a concern someone should let him know that being a racist guy who wants to fuck baby animals won't make him cool either.

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You know, I have a feeling that smoking weed would actually make him more intelligent. I mean, you can't get much lower than what he already is.

He doesn't need a substance that would make him lazier and hungrier.

 

[Jaimas]

He could just be the grunt cleaning animal cages and the facility. But I'm really doubtful he has any kind of job. 500+ pound men who regularly shit themselves don't do well in society.

Why does this surprise me not the fuck at all..?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I thought he said he wanted to be a cop despite not being liked. If being popular is a concern someone should let him know that being a racist guy who wants to fuck baby animals won't make him cool either.

Oh, wait, you're right.

such an emotional rollercoaster.

He does know there's a physical fitness test for being a cop, right? Not to mention the psych eval.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

Oh, wait, you're right.

He does know there's a physical fitness test for being a cop, right? Not to mention the psych eval.

The last thing his local police force needs is a guy that takes the "fat, lazy cop" stereotype to ridiculous levels.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

You don't just "become" a K9 handler. You have to pass through basic training (something a 500 pound man in diapers would never be able to do) and than you have to place your name in a pool. There are a LOT of cops that want to be k9 handlers, and the likeliness of a rookie with no background in animal husbandry is going to be low on his list. Just because his mom gave him her permission doesn't really matter for shit.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

He does know there's a physical fitness test for being a cop, right? Not to mention the psych eval.

He knows very little about much it seems, unless its which aisle the extra extra large diapers are.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

You don't just "become" a K9 handler. You have to pass through basic training (something a 500 pound man in diapers would never be able to do) and than you have to place your name in a pool. There are a LOT of cops that want to be k9 handlers, and the likeliness of a rookie with no background in animal husbandry is going to be low on his list. Just because his mom gave him her permission doesn't really matter for shit.

I hope when they run his background check this thread comes up.