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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Gone Ham said:
Delicious yummy breakfast at noon. Also did they have a grease fire? That scorching and black shit looks to have been burnt.
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More degenerates are on the Tranch this week. Look at the man with the girl scouts green dress.
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"Sky" is the tranch manager (dunno if we knew that or not). First time in a while seeing him on here. Also lamb is rejected still. Also Naga really wants to take a bite and I don't blame it.
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Look at how filthy this shit is dear lord

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Boxed wine and an absolute mess

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Have they at least said they use the boxes for something? But clearly not often enough to keep the couches free of man-high stacks of boxes. They're just hoarders.
 
The fucking dog hairs everywhere
They are not taking care of those dogs, guaranteed, those breeds need at least basic coat care
And if this is how filthy their cooking area is?
Jesus Fucking Christ, the piles of cardboard are the least of it, the filth that must be everywhere
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Btw, I've only ever seen groups of men live like this, just saying

They choose to upload this shit...
 
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Vesperus said:
Eggs with chilli can work. It's the cat turds behind them that fill me with creeping horror.
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What the breakfast sausages? they don't look bad at the moment but i assume, like always, chef pennywise doesn't know how to cook and ended up burning them. Really the food at the tranch isn't the problem. The problem is A: pennywise can't cook for shit (another thing that's usually considered feminie he fails at doing) and B: even for 8 or 9 people the portions are outrageous. (dishonerable mention to how filthy the stove is)

It just goes to show you that Kevin and co are larping as women in the most superficial ways. Based almost entirely on stereotypes and what their coombrains have lead them to think women are like, and cherry-picking things they are too stubborn or lazy to do. which includes eating small portions of healthy food.
 
Cooking isn't that feminine, all the best Michelin Star chefs are men. Domestically? Sure, keeping the hearth was traditionally feminine. Professionally? Cuisine has always been male dominated.
 
Chilli, Caijun,or Paprika are good ON eggs, but not good IN eggs.

voidBits said:
The fucking dog hairs everywhere
They are not taking care of those dogs, guaranteed, those breeds need at least basic coat care
And if this is how filthy their cooking area is?
Jesus Fucking Christ, the piles of cardboard are the least of it, the filth that must be everywhere

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Btw, I've only ever seen groups of men live like this, just saying

They choose to upload this shit...
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I have seen groups of girls live like this. Sort of.
The stove would be that disgusting but they would have stopped using it hoping for one of the girls to break down and clean it. But girls would make some effort to hide the worst of it, like putting that filthy griddle in the cupboard (in that exact state) to leak fat and oil over other cookware. Only men would cook on a stove in that condition.

In the words of my sister who had both male and female roomates: Boys are dirty and messy, but girls are filthy and utterly disgusting.
 
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I know multiple explanations have been offered as to why, but it is insane how many lambs are being abandoned. That is not normal, and they should have had a (paid, not solicited from Twitter, educated, unqueer) vet out there months ago.

They are fucking something up supremely badly, but ~UwU baby lamb photo op~
 
one_time_user said:
How do they not have bugs? Cockroaches? They're going to wind up with bedbugs with the randoms they keep allowing on premises.
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Bugs typically don't just appear, they move in from outside. Ironically enough the shit state of the land may be helping to keep the tranch largely bug free as the local insect population which prefers grass and scrub probably won't bother with the barren land around the house.
 
Sleazy Car Salesman said:
Cooking isn't that feminine, all the best Michelin Star chefs are men. Domestically? Sure, keeping the hearth was traditionally feminine. Professionally? Cuisine has always been male dominated.
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And if this were a restaurant not a household, that might be relevant.
 
Sleazy Car Salesman said:
Cooking isn't that feminine, all the best Michelin Star chefs are men. Domestically? Sure, keeping the hearth was traditionally feminine. Professionally? Cuisine has always been male dominated.
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Except pennywise IS trying to "keep the hearth." The hearth of a run down deshiveled ranch that's only slightly better than a white trash trailer park. No i owe white trash an apology I'd sooner live with them than i would these freaks.
 
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