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She didn't even make any veggies, like no green beans or collards or even salad. I live in the south so holiday dinners are all about unhealthy stuff, but you gotta have at least one green dish (usually green beans or collards).

Hate to think the portions those poor kids got.
The stuff on the right looks like corn, maybe. None of it looks particularly appetizing, does she even know how to cook?

Edit: Total brainfart I meant right not left. Lol
 
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dont forget one of the little girls has brain damage from Jill taking Plexus when pregnant. The baby had a stroke in utero. Janessa? I think,
Yeah, that's the one they have sit in a buggy(?):

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What lovely and considerate parents they are.

Here's a pic of Timothy when living with Jill vs. when living without Jill:

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Those kids are so fucked, not only starved, but denied education. They are the 3rd generation in their (maternal) family to be homeschooled, iirc. At least the girls can hope to be married off to someone who is able to hold a job, but the boys? Doubtfull that anyone out of their community will be willing to marry a daughter to them and non-fundies? Even more unlikely.
 
That's all she made for Christmas for 15 people???? Especially growing teenagers? Here kids one slim slice of ham.
And that's Jill's idea of a very generous meal for her family. On normal days, they probably each get one half of a bologna sandwich on white bread for dinner (2 slices wonder bread, 1 slice bologna, yellow mustard, margarine if they're lucky).
They were apparently healthier when they briefly lived with the Pearls (yes, THE Pearls).
Yes, Nurie and Kaylee were sent to get wife training from Debbie. She convinced them to stop wearing so much makeup, and did feed them properly.
Here's a pic of Nurie eating at a restaurant, not how the plate has "Jill" written on it:
That's because it was Jill's plate. She wanted to make it look like Nurie was given her own special meals, and not forced to eat whatever scraps are left when precious mama finishes.


None of it looks particularly appetizing, does she even know how to cook?
No, that's her daughters' job.

I'm so thrilled we have so many Rodlet haters in the house!

Yesterday was Gabe's 15th birthday. He was permitted to eat Fat Fuck Dave's scraps at Chipotle, and drive a go kart while starving! Jill remembers how much attention she got when he was born. It was the best! EVERYONE prayed for her in her time of struggle!
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BTW Jill calls t-shirts "blouses", so therefore they are modest when she wears them.
 
And that's Jill's idea of a very generous meal for her family. On normal days, they probably each get one half of a bologna sandwich on white bread for dinner (2 slices wonder bread, 1 slice bologna, yellow mustard, margarine if they're lucky).

Yes, Nurie and Kaylee were sent to get wife training from Debbie. She convinced them to stop wearing so much makeup, and did feed them properly.

That's because it was Jill's plate. She wanted to make it look like Nurie was given her own special meals, and not forced to eat whatever scraps are left when precious mama finishes.



No, that's her daughters' job.

I'm so thrilled we have so many Rodlet haters in the house!

Yesterday was Gabe's 15th birthday. He was permitted to eat Fat Fuck Dave's scraps at Chipotle, and drive a go kart while starving! Jill remembers how much attention she got when he was born. It was the best! EVERYONE prayed for her in her time of struggle!
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BTW Jill calls t-shirts "blouses", so therefore they are modest when she wears them.
Omfg they do get left overs dont they?????? Jesus christ I thought you were exaggerating.
 
And if the fatty dad gets to eat first, there's even less for those poor kids.
Why, how did you guess? Of course the headship gets first dibs! Then Precious Mama gets her fill - why oh why doesn't the Plexus make her as trim as her daughters? Such a mystery! - and then the kids go.

In fundie families, the big ones tend to sacrifice for the littles, as they're the surrogate parents in all respects. So they tend to skip meals themselves in order to make sure the little ones get food, and so the oldest kids tend of get the least unless they're a sociopath like Smugger, who wouldn't ever think to deprive himself.
 
The husband is supposed to be the "headship" in their cult so it's not surprising that Shrek gets all the food when he's literally seen as Jesus's representative in the home and they have to be subservient to him. Also, underfeeding is a very common tactic used in cults like Scientology, Heaven's Gate, and Jonestown as when people are malnourished they're more suggestible and easily manipulated.
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I think all of you will enjoy these hostage videos Jill took of all the kids around 2-1/2 years ago. Please note they all share her awful speech impediments; are not educated but instead are set to cleaning at a very young age; and how all of them are emaciated, exhausted, and speaking whatever lines Jill feeds them lest mama blow up on them.

Part 1 - the little kids get drilled about how much they love living the the RV in their designated baby cages!



Part 2 - the big kids being interrogated about RV life


Next up, let's watch David and Jill monologue about how important home schooling your kids is to lead godly lives! Jill is a second-generation homeschooling disaster, so she doesn't have any clue what she's talking about. But David went to public school; he's just naturally that dumb that he thinks Jill is a fine teacher for the kids and is totally taking care of everything.




But what do the Rodlets think of homeschooling (with mama shooting daggers at them from behind the camera)?

Oh wait, sorry, I have to say this in their native language: skew-ELLE. They go to home skew-ELLE. And they LAHV eyt.

They're so insular as a family that they've developed an accent completely unique to their family. Like a tribe of hillbillies who've isolated themselves amongst kin for multiple generations.
 
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Why do they all have such deathly white skin? You can tell they’re malnourished from their hair, body weight, and teeth (that poor 12 year old girl especially) but their skin looks like it never sees the sun.
 
I think all of you will enjoy these hostage videos Jill took of all the kids around 2-1/2 years ago. Please note they all share her awful speech impediments; are not educated but instead are set to cleaning at a very young age; and how all of them are emaciated, exhausted, and speaking whatever lines Jill feeds them lest mama blow up on them.

Part 1 - the little kids get drilled about how much they love living the the RV in their designated baby cages!
yt1s.com - Q A With the Rodrigues Children Part 1_v240P.mp4


Part 2 - the big kids being interrogated about RV life
yt1s.com - Q A With the Rodrigues Children Part 2_v240P.mp4

Those children aren’t smiling genuinely. They are baring their teeth. Even the little ones seem nervous about her speaking in that voice and giving them attention.
 
I love how you can tell the other fundies hate Jill in her hostage photos with them. I'd be willing to be they think she's garish and trashy. At least they usually live in a house, not an RV/baby jail.
 
Next up, let's watch David and Jill monolouge about how important home schooling your kids is to leadly godly lives! Jill is a second-generation homeschooling disaster, so she doesn't have any clue what she's talking about. But David went to public school; he's just naturally that dumb that he thinks Jill is a fine teacher for the kids and is totally taking care of everything.
yt1s.com - Homeschooling The Rodrigues Family Part 1_360p.mp4



But what do the Rodlets think of homeschooling (with mama shooting daggers at them from behind the camera)?

Oh wait, sorry, I have to say this in their native language: skew-ELLE. They go to home skew-ELLE. And they LAHV eyt.

They're so insular as a family that they've developed an accent completely unique to their family. Like a tribe of hillbillies who've isolated themselves amongst kin for multiple generations.
yt1s.com - Homeschooling The Rodrigues Family Part 2_v240P.mp4
God the dads ears are fucked. I think parents should have to pass a state test to be qualified to homeschool, and take classes for it. Also looks like a few of the kids have overbites and they need to see an orthodontist to correct it. Some look pretty severe and can cause a lot of issues.
 
Yes, Nurie and Kaylee were sent to get wife training from Debbie. She convinced them to stop wearing so much makeup, and did feed them properly.
Ahaha, Jill was probably mad about them not looking like a 40yo.

That's because it was Jill's plate. She wanted to make it look like Nurie was given her own special meals, and not forced to eat whatever scraps are left when precious mama finishes.

Yup, her real food was that little bowl next to the plate.


Girl on the left is Janessa on her 2nd birthday, still being breastfed by Jill, the next girl is Sofia, 4yo.

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Sadie holding Janessa:

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Jill usually doesn't allow comments, because they are full of "Feed your kids, Jill!". The lockdown of her instagram coincided with r/fundiesnark(?) having an unsubsribe-campaign, because she was about to reach 10000 followers, which would have allowed her to earn money, she's been on lockdown since.
 
Ahaha, Jill was probably mad about them not looking like a 40yo.



Yup, her real food was that little bowl next to the plate.


Girl on the left is Janessa on her 2nd birthday, still being breastfed by Jill, the next girl is Sofia, 4yo.

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Sadie holding Janessa:

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Jill usually doesn't allow comments, because they are full of "Feed your kids, Jill!". The lockdown of her instagram coincided with r/fundiesnark(?) having an unsubsribe-campaign, because she was about to reach 10000 followers, which would have allowed her to earn money, she's been on lockdown since.
Dude the over bites on the poor kids, it can be corrected easier if they try to before being an adult.
I mean some kids are just string bean skinny but all of their kids are. It's not just a young hyper kid who is a bit skinny and gangly. Do they ever say WHY kids eat after them? Is it only at restaurants where they eat the left overs or is it for every meal? How can you sit and eat in front of your child and give them scraps? Most parents would want it the opposite, sick fucks. They have to qualify for a shit ton of food stamps, I dont get how or why they cant feed them.
 
They have to qualify for a shit ton of food stamps, I dont get how or why they cant feed them.
In the hick kind of place they're living now, they can 100% find a sketchy local business owner (think a mini-mart) that will essentially "buy" their foodstamps - usually it'll be a trade for cigs/booze but they can just as easily buy them for .50 on the dollar or so.
 
Timmay sounds very monotone and socially awkward in the homeschooling video. I wonder if he's autistic or just stunted due to lack of nutrients and social interaction outside of his SEVERELY awkward family. Also I had forgotten what weird accents they all have. A Linguist could practically write a PhD dissertation on it
 
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