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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
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Gone Ham said:
Oh, there will be a tax fraud saga. Literally anything that they use their tax waver on that is not directly used to advance their mission (Help OTHER trans people and 'rehabilitate' alpacas) constitutes tax fraud.
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Who'll be left holding the books, now that they've pretty much locked themselves into an audit at some point when the Tranch folds. Businesses fail all the time, but non-profits? When those go under, it tends to raise some IRS eyebrows.
 
Pocket Dragoon said:
Who'll be left holding the books, now that they've pretty much locked themselves into an audit at some point when the Tranch folds. Businesses fail all the time, but non-profits? When those go under, it tends to raise some IRS eyebrows.
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Boner and/or Penny. Those two are the most involved in the day to day operations, but I'd bet its registered under Penny, due to the loan for the tractor being in his name as well. But IRS investigations can get messy, and it could just ruin each and every one of them. However, they could dump all the fraud onto Kevin, due to his spending habits being the worst, and I wouldn't put it past him to steal the tax number and use it for his plastic toys
 
In the Sick of It said:
Kevryn actually contributed to the ranch? Granted, it was just uploading a video then making sure you knew he did it, but I'm still a little shocked he lifted a finger.
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Ulterior motives
That will be the Ash Coyote thing
Ash Coyote has some afk standing in the wider troon furry world, connected at least tangentially to the KultKorps and maybe closer than that
Whereas kevryn is a made up fantasy twitter being
We've seen loads of AC recently and it was in one of the party pictures
So Kevin's dealing with this afk and having to put on at least a semblance of expected behaviour
 
Gone Ham said:
Oh, there will be a tax fraud saga. Literally anything that they use their tax waver on that is not directly used to advance their mission (Help OTHER trans people and 'rehabilitate' alpacas) constitutes tax fraud.
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I'm imagining the tax man perusing this very thread to get evidence.
 
Alpaca Autopsy Expert said:
Is Pennywise setting the stage for another Tranch Attack by Earl(s)?
My guess is somewhere around July 4th their funds are gonna be perilously low, which means tires are gonna start getting overinflated.
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Tractor bills coming due and another expensive run to Costco for pre-packaged meals looms. I have a feeling a certain redneck shinobi might make a stealthy appearance and manage to evade all their high-tech security.

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I gotta know the full scoop. When's Bonnie going to get drunk on 2 wine coolers and spill the beans?
 
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