🐱 'Powerpuff Girls' reboot's cringeworthy, leaked script featured them as grown-up, live-action heroes walking in on each other having sex

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The CW is going back to the drawing board with its live-action Powerpuff Girls reboot, after the pilot episode was deemed “a miss.” The basic concept (an edgy drama starring the Powerpuff Girls as disillusioned millennials) was already unpopular among people who loved the cartoon as kids. And things only got worse when the pilot script allegedly leaked online.

The script emerged on a TV forum, spreading on Twitter this Tuesday. While it hasn’t officially been confirmed as the real thing, the most viral screencaps from a specific Twitter user were deleted due to a copyright notice, lending credence to the idea that it’s real. However there are still plenty of screencaps elsewhere, and they’re pretty cringeworthy.

Someone apparently leaked the script for the new Powerpuff girls movie.
They talk about sharing eachothers nudes… walk in on eachother while they have sex… and… a lot more.
Fire everyone who is working in this and start over. pic.twitter.com/RmtYNUCcN8
— Upper Echelon Gaming (@UE_UpperEchelon) May 25, 2021
There’s a real “How do you do, fellow kids?” vibe here, with Bubbles, Buttercup, and Blossom talking about being “triggered,” namedropping social media brands like LinkedIn and Facebook (That’s what you pick? In 2021?) and walking in on each other having sex.

Basically, it feels like a bad parody of an edgy, sexualized reboot. Bubbles is a wannabe celebrity influencer who winds up in rehab. The girls casually threaten to leak each other’s nudes. And the basic premise relies on the idea that their childhood was totally miserable, abandoning the fun-loving superhero vibes of the original cartoon. (Which was, of course, for 8-year-olds.)

reading the leaked powerpuff girls script and i'm mad as hell they're not airing this because well. i need to see this air on television pic.twitter.com/y8tBpuhRtM
— camryn (@Ioosechange) May 25, 2021
Co-created by TV writer/producer Heather Regnier (Sleepy Hollow) and Oscar-winning screenwriter Diablo Cody (Juno, Jennifer’s Body), the show’s original pilot was filmed earlier this year. It stars Chloe Bennett, Dove Cameron, and Yana Perrault in the lead roles, and the CW is planning to try again with a revamped script.

If these leaks really are genuine, then we can see why the CW made that choice. While you can’t judge a show by its script alone, this over-the-top edginess is a far cry from the enjoyable absurdity of Riverdale, which rebooted Archie‘s wholesome vibes into a horny-yet-absurd soap opera.

According to the CW’s chairman Mark Pedowitz, the Powerpuff pilot “may have felt a little too campy and not rooted in reality.” He avoided confirming or denying that the script leaks were real. Although if the viral quotes were fake, wouldn’t he want to deny it as soon as possible?

Perhaps more tellingly, Pedowitz also said, “This is a powerful property, it engaged a lot of interest.” Meaning that the relentless backlash against the Powerpuff Girls reboot is just proof that people are invested in the show. This kind of reboot is all about brand recognition, and the CW is determined to capitalize on the beloved Powerpuff Girls brand by, uh… making it more “realistic,” apparently? Let’s see how that one pans out.
 
"Yo what if we made a Ed, Edd and Eddy reboot except it's like they are all in the future and talk about white male privilege while buttfucking each other?" - an insanely good idea
 
Theres plenty of adult powerpuff girls rule 34 incest porn if these freaks wanna see the powerpuff girls "walk in on each other having sex DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT"

Even more loli powerpuff girls incest rule 34 I'd bet
 
Yes, his name is Mojo Jojo
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That's the calarts reboot version. You can tell because of how SOULLESSly he's drawn.

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Yeah, that's how you do it.
 
Seems a bit like the Sonic movie treatment where people got so horrified by the initial product that the studio had to do huge design changes.

The weird stuff in the script reminds me a bit of cake farts. It was one of those random weird things that caught people's attention for a while, and then in Diablo Cody's show United States of Tara the cash strapped daughter ends up doing a webcam show where she farts on a cake in return for someone buying something expensive off her Amazon wishlist. It's like Cody tries shoving anything vaguely trendy into her stories to make them feel current like she's Douglas Coupland.
 
I was told putting women in charge would prevent...literally all of these very exact same things which are considered sexual objectification when me-

No no, you see, talking about being sluts and being total cunts to one another and threatening to release each other's nudes isn't objectifying, it's...it's uh, empowering! Yes! Empowering!

After I update my linkedin I need to make a trip to the chemist to re-supply our communal kitchen-counter jar of Plan-Bs.

Don't forget to post a Your Story about it on Facebook, too!
 
When I gave up TV in the mid 00's, I was kinda bummed about having to let go of an old friend that was slowly growing apart from me. We'd had some good times, but it had come to and end, I was an adult with real-life responsibilities, and they wanted to go "Find themselves" and "inspire the next generation".

Today, I just realized with shock and horror that the junkie I keep stepping over on the sidewalk, demanding change with a ravaged needled-scarred hand... is THEM. Oh, what became of you? Why did you DO this to yourself?
 
Another Diablo Cody special, full of shitty snark and pointless jarring elements.

I remember that Bobcat Goldwaith movie God Bless America took shots at her and she wasn’t happy


Bobcat’s response

 
Sounds like it has about as much to do with "Powerpuff Girls" as that live-action Super Mario Bros. movie did with Mario and Luigi.
At least the Super Mario Bros movie was still aimed at the same audience. If it were really like the new PPG, then Mario and Luigi would be a gay couple instead of "like father and son", and the two of them would rush in to rescue Princess Daisy only to find her sucking King Koopa's cock.
 
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