🐱 'Powerpuff Girls' reboot's cringeworthy, leaked script featured them as grown-up, live-action heroes walking in on each other having sex

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The CW is going back to the drawing board with its live-action Powerpuff Girls reboot, after the pilot episode was deemed “a miss.” The basic concept (an edgy drama starring the Powerpuff Girls as disillusioned millennials) was already unpopular among people who loved the cartoon as kids. And things only got worse when the pilot script allegedly leaked online.

The script emerged on a TV forum, spreading on Twitter this Tuesday. While it hasn’t officially been confirmed as the real thing, the most viral screencaps from a specific Twitter user were deleted due to a copyright notice, lending credence to the idea that it’s real. However there are still plenty of screencaps elsewhere, and they’re pretty cringeworthy.

Someone apparently leaked the script for the new Powerpuff girls movie.
They talk about sharing eachothers nudes… walk in on eachother while they have sex… and… a lot more.
Fire everyone who is working in this and start over. pic.twitter.com/RmtYNUCcN8
— Upper Echelon Gaming (@UE_UpperEchelon) May 25, 2021
There’s a real “How do you do, fellow kids?” vibe here, with Bubbles, Buttercup, and Blossom talking about being “triggered,” namedropping social media brands like LinkedIn and Facebook (That’s what you pick? In 2021?) and walking in on each other having sex.

Basically, it feels like a bad parody of an edgy, sexualized reboot. Bubbles is a wannabe celebrity influencer who winds up in rehab. The girls casually threaten to leak each other’s nudes. And the basic premise relies on the idea that their childhood was totally miserable, abandoning the fun-loving superhero vibes of the original cartoon. (Which was, of course, for 8-year-olds.)

reading the leaked powerpuff girls script and i'm mad as hell they're not airing this because well. i need to see this air on television pic.twitter.com/y8tBpuhRtM
— camryn (@Ioosechange) May 25, 2021
Co-created by TV writer/producer Heather Regnier (Sleepy Hollow) and Oscar-winning screenwriter Diablo Cody (Juno, Jennifer’s Body), the show’s original pilot was filmed earlier this year. It stars Chloe Bennett, Dove Cameron, and Yana Perrault in the lead roles, and the CW is planning to try again with a revamped script.

If these leaks really are genuine, then we can see why the CW made that choice. While you can’t judge a show by its script alone, this over-the-top edginess is a far cry from the enjoyable absurdity of Riverdale, which rebooted Archie‘s wholesome vibes into a horny-yet-absurd soap opera.

According to the CW’s chairman Mark Pedowitz, the Powerpuff pilot “may have felt a little too campy and not rooted in reality.” He avoided confirming or denying that the script leaks were real. Although if the viral quotes were fake, wouldn’t he want to deny it as soon as possible?

Perhaps more tellingly, Pedowitz also said, “This is a powerful property, it engaged a lot of interest.” Meaning that the relentless backlash against the Powerpuff Girls reboot is just proof that people are invested in the show. This kind of reboot is all about brand recognition, and the CW is determined to capitalize on the beloved Powerpuff Girls brand by, uh… making it more “realistic,” apparently? Let’s see how that one pans out.
 
Matches the old memes. We all knew Blossom would end up a career woman alcoholic with a series of failed relationships desperate for kids. Bubbles a pill head Instagram attention seeking munchie. Buttercup a raging 4th wave Twitter feminist who has an Onlyfans with her baby daddy in and out of prison.

Very cringe, but very redpilled on the Powerpuff Girls if they were Zoomers.
 
I already saw this in multimedia but I still refuse to believe his name is literally "Pedowitz".
He looks just as creepy as his name suggests

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Also, Buttercup is black now and Professor Utonium will be a terrible, possibly abusive father played by Turk from Scrubs, because fuck your childhood I guess.

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Can this reboot phase end already? Hollywood and the movie industry are truly dead if all they can do is to reboot old stuff and make it feminist and/or LGBT.

While I'm not opposed to kid media growing along with the target audience when it was aired, it has been and will never be done right. After all, why go with deep questions and story lines when you can follow the boring sex adventures of characters, who are turned into boring current-year-politic caricatures of their former selves.

Bubbles, Buttercup, and Blossom talking about being “triggered,”
Really? Triggered? This is fanfiction levels of out of character.

As for a good reboot, make them still be superheros and grow the setting up as well (which had it's dark tones already) and go full force on what was established in the old cartoon. Make it a stark contrast between Bubbles, Buttercup, and Blossom still looking cute and girly and them being ready to beat the shit out of the antagonists. Let blood and teeth fly like in the original opening, ffs. I want to see that and not a bunch of whiny (most likely feminist) millennial bitches, who name drop soon to be dead brands.
 
Very cringe, but very redpilled on the Powerpuff Girls if they were Zoomers.
I barely remember these old cartoons, but wasn't there also that main bad guy that was a monkey with a strangely bassy accent that went around causing petty crime and mayhem? I wonder if they're redpilled enough to appropriately cast that character in the live-action reboot.
 
Another Diablo Cody special, full of shitty snark and pointless jarring elements.
 
He looks just as creepy as his name suggests

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Also, Buttercup is black now and Professor Utonium will be a terrible, possibly abusive father played by Turk from Scrubs, because fuck your childhood I guess.

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I'm personally waiting for Buttercup's inevitable transition. Because what else does a short haired tomboy do?

Maybe this bad leak will just end up nuking the whole idea. There's no reason for a live action reboot that will just be trash anyway.

Also, Pedowitz looks like something out of a Tales From The Crypt episode. If he turns out to be a pedo I'll piss myself laughing.
 
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