US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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For some reason this is just so fucking funny to me. "BREAKING NEWS: Biden has another alzheimers moment, confuses White House for a Subway sandwich chain and tries to order a footlong turkey club from a passing attendant, gets irate and starts arguing when told that it was in fact the Oval Office"

lol Fuck its only been 5 or 6 months with this motherfucker. What a trip.
 
Reminds me of old school Catholic flaggettes or whatever the fuck they were called, that would self flagette in public by whipping themselves or cults that would mutilate themselves to ward off sin like the case of one cult in Russia.
That’s exactly what modern liberalism is. Social justice self-flagellation and environmental indulgence taxation.
 
That would be insulting for Neville Chamberlin to be compared to Creepy Biden.

Btw, let's see if Kathy Griffith will have some sense of humor when she'll see that photo of Biden then the ISIS guys did.
Has anyone considered ISIS might actually be the Chad religion? Because Globohomo is really just the faggy version of ISIS. They make us wear masks, praise the feminine penis, and lie to us constantly.
 
For some reason this is just so fucking funny to me. "BREAKING NEWS: Biden has another alzheimers moment, confuses White House for a Subway sandwich chain and tries to order a footlong turkey club from a passing attendant, gets irate and starts arguing when told that it was in fact the Oval Office"

lol Fuck its only been 5 or 6 months with this motherfucker. What a trip.
"Sir, this isn't a Wendy's"
 
Good luck with that. I don't know much about the situation, but I'm pretty sure both sides want each other wiped off the map. The only way a 2-state solution will happen is if the fucking antichrist brokers it.
Hamas's charter demands the destruction of Israel and they do not negotiate from there. That's the basic problem. A color revolution won't work because 1) It'd just be the US dictating the people there they didn't vote correctly and 2) The Arab Spring was a series of color revolutions where Obama fucked around with the Middle East and made ISIS in the process.

To give you an idea of just how dumb Hamas is besides shooting rockets at their neighbors and then hiding behind their own civilians, the Gaza Strip borders the Mediterranean Sea and they're still poor. Ancient sailors from 4,000 years ago figured out how to profit off having access to that sea. Really, Hamas could stop with their Death to Israel rhetoric, open up a bunch of warehouses, and charge rent for Israel to store goods at their docks. That's all they need to do to create their economy.
 
Has anyone considered ISIS might actually be the Chad religion? Because Globohomo is really just the faggy version of ISIS. They make us wear masks, praise the feminine penis, and lie to us constantly.
Islam's endtimes is literally a play by play of revelation except reversed where the mahdi (antichrist) and his prophet (Jesus, a fake one for christians reading) come to Earth and take it over for Islam. Then they have a huge battle against the false Jesus (the real one for Christians) and defeat him.
 
I'm shocked.

Keep in mind, Biden was either too demented or antitheist to say 'God' in a speech, instead referring to the concept of a deity as 'the Thing.'

I hadn't heard of this before and had to see it for myself. Please don't hate me, this was the first video I found.

She's like one of those NPCs from the old text-based adventure games where you can type whatever you want and they have a set of canned replies.
>SAY SOME EXPERTS BELIEVE BIDEN'S INABILITY TO FORMULATE CLEAR, CONCISE, FOREIGN POLICY GOALS IS CREATING A CREDIBILITY GAP THAT IS BEING EXPLOITED BY CHINA AND RUSSIA. IS THIS SO, OR IS THE PRESIDENT USING INTENTIONAL AMBIGUITY TO KEEP ALL OPTIONS OPEN?
: Jen Psaki smiles at you. "Hoo boy, the President's doing great and we're all impressed by how great he's doing!"
>SAY PSAKI IF NOT YOUR YOUR GINORMOUS FUNBAGS NO ONE WOULD PAY ANY ATTENTION TO YOU, YOU VACUOUS CUNT
: Jen Psaki laughs. "The President and I have lots of fun on our foreign trips! Would you like to hear about our agenda in Turkmenistan?"
>SAY SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
: Jen Psaki smiles at you. "Hoo boy, the President's doing great and we're all impressed by how great he's doing!"

Not pictured: all of them flipping her the bird.
It was called the Hawaiian salute when the Norks forced the Pueblo sailors to pose for similar pictures. But the Norks could only torture and execute the sailors, Nancy can do much worse.
 
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