Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

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courteouslemur said:
Jesus God above that was... wow. I'd go back and transcribe the lyrics but I'm never listening to that again.
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I think I did it:
When I was
A waifuist
The trolls they
They were so very nasty
They were so fucking dumb

They said, idiot
You're stupid
Your Will he
Will never fucking love you
He's fake and full of cum (wtf?)

I said idiots
You don't know
What love is
And that you're never having
Any girlfriends to fuck

And then I said
I'm better
Because you
Are stupid anti wedders
Who wear your mother's parts (???)

(Matty gets kicked in the nuts)
WHEN I WAS
A WAIFUIST
THE TROLLS THEY
WERE REALLY FUCKING NASTY
THEY SAID BAD THINGS TO ME

WELL I SAID
FUCK YOU ALL
I'LL BE THE
BEST HUSBAND I CAN BE
TO WILL AND EVERYONE(???)

Sometimes I get the feeling
The trolls are watching me
'Cause they stalk me everywhere that I go
And through it all I'll rise above because they're just so fucking good (???)
Their minds are full of hate-sense worthless cum (???)

I'll carry on
I'll carry on
I'll carry on loving my beautiful husband
And they will have no friends to carry on

Love you Will
*clicks aimlessly for a few seconds before stopping recording*
I guess this explains the questionable lyrics:
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Maybe it's the lack of sleep talking but the "he's fake and full of cum" is one of the unintentionally funniest things I've ever read.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Maybe it's the lack of sleep talking but the "he's fake and full of cum" is one of the unintentionally funniest things I've ever read.
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For me it's @supermadtranny 's (???) after so many lines that is killing me, like same dude, same
Matty is a real random.txt generator :oops::heart-full:
 
What is up with everyone on r/waifuism's obsession with ArtsCow? It's a Chinese bootleg printing service and they go crazy over the $25 dakimakura covers.

Have any of you actually seen an ArtsCow "dakimakura" up close?
https://imgur.com/a/4ErUKAi

It's fucking terrible lmao. :story:
 
Monkey Pink said:
What is up with everyone on r/waifuism's obsession with ArtsCow? It's a Chinese bootleg printing service and they go crazy over the $25 dakimakura covers.

Have any of you actually seen an ArtsCow "dakimakura" up close?
https://imgur.com/a/4ErUKAi

It's fucking terrible lmao. :story:
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They need it cheap so they can get more merch of their partner rather than get a job and get good quality shit.
 
supermadtranny said:
Also most are probably children who only get allowance.
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Funny you should say that. It seems like u/JordannaMorgan used ArtsCow. She used it herself and often recommends it. She's definitely not a child. You would expect someone like that to splurge on a more premium offering like Cuddly Octopus but nope.

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Monkey Pink said:
Have any of you actually seen an ArtsCow "dakimakura" up close?
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This is Jordanna's daki, linked in the message above. Maybe their quality changed over the years? Or OP got a bad one, which is not unreasonably considering it's cheap and QC is likely none to speak of.

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vapor.wav said:
Funny you should say that. It seems like u/JordannaMorgan used ArtsCow. She used it herself and often recommends it. She's definitely not a child. You would expect someone like that to splurge on a more premium offering like Cuddly Octopus but nope.

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This is Jordanna's daki, linked in the message above. Maybe their quality changed over the years? Or OP got a bad one, which is not unreasonably considering it's cheap and QC is likely none to speak of.

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I still see the obvious hemlines with white thread on this one. Honestly it still looks pretty bad, print quality might be decent but it being hemmed like a cheap tee shirt + no zipper ruins any benefit. Pay like $25 more and get a fucking proper peach skin daki, damn.
 
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this is like getting jealous and arguing over which one of you owns the moon, it's out of reach for all of you and it's inconsequential whether you think you own it or not
 
Lyra Plushie said:
You guys flexxing your dakimakura knowledge really just makes it seem like this thread IS waifuists gossiping about waifuists lmao.

Doesn't r/w ban RL relationships?
edit: ignore me, i'm dumb. different sub
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can't help but acknowledge the irony of waifuists praying to, fight over and proclaiming love for their objects but their merch of the object is often lower quality then people who have it as a joke
 
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