🐱 Gillette Releases Catchy Jingle To Reduce Stigma Around Pubic Hair

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A new Gillette Venus ad features adorable singing and dancing pubic hairs to remind us that “there’s nothing diabolical about this little follicle”​

Body hair — pubic hair, in particular — is totally normal in all its forms, no matter its texture, color, or how much or how little you’ve got. But society’s beauty standards have long had a lot to say about what we choose to do with our hair down there, so the latest ad campaign from Gillette Venus aims to normalize doing whatever the hell we want with our pubic hair… and yes, it’s complete with a catchy AF jingle sung by delightful dancing pubes.


To celebrate the launch of their new Pubic Hair and Skin collection of products specifically created to care for the sensitive skin and hair we’ve got down there, Gillette Venus released a minute-long animated clip featuring “The Pube Song,” an adorably charming jingle that celebrates pubes whether you trim ’em, shave ’em, remove ’em altogether, or keep them in all their coarse, wire-y glory.

“I’m just a pube, and it’s not fair, all I ever wished to be was just another hair. But when they got one look at me, the ruling from society was, ‘Ew, not you.’ Oh what’s a curl to do?” sings the main pube.​


“It seems like all the ads are showing perfect skin and shiny hair, but what about this other world inside your underwear?” she continues, before being joined by a cavalcade of dancing pubes encouraging us to call them by their name instead of using outdated, cutesy terms like “bikini area.”

“It’s okay to say our name — you really can say pubic. No need to be ashamed — it’s even kinda therapeutic. Why the mass hysteria about the pubic area? There’s nothing diabolical about this little follicle. So take care of us, your pubic hair. If you shave or trim or you’re bare down there — whichever way’s your way, it’s all okayyyyyy,” the synchronized strands sing.

Of course, it’s a fun and lighthearted take with a powerful point to prove about pubes: they really are NBD, and pubic hair is long overdue for its moment in the sun — without stigma, shame, or societal expectations about what someone should be sporting down there. Normalizing the actual terms is the first step to chipping away at those stigmas and expectations, and so far, it seems like the ad is a success — the brand’s pubic hair collection is already sold out online, but shoppers can join a waiting list to snag products as they come back in stock.
 
... Sooooo, after they completely fucked themselves with a large proportion of men because of their "All Men Are Trash!" ads, they've decided to turn around and tell the other half of the population to stop using their product as much?

Brilliant strategy.
 
I like how they're trying to make me buy a razor by telling me it's ok to not shave.

This leaves me so utterly unmotivated to buy their product that I would sooner endure the pain of plucking each of my pubes out with tweezers long before I give them a single red cent. Not out of spite, but because by the time I get around to thinking "hey I should deal with this", there won't be a razor around and grabbing the tweezers will be easier than going shopping.
 
I don't see what the big deal is.
Public hair's great. It makes flossing so much more exciting!
 
i haven't bought a Gillette since I found out about Dollar Shave Club... and this was before YouTubers started shilling it and Gillette's horrible ad aired.

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Didn't Dollar Shaving Club have a statement about endorsing black lives matter? Oh and here's another a blog post about racist relatives. Actually, have a bunch of different blog posts.

And they even supposedly edited this out of an article regarding stress hives:
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I even vaguely recall them writing an article about toxic masculinity back in 2016 or so, but I guess they deleted that one after Gillette.
 
Pubic hair is annoying, nobody likes it. This is like tranny bathrooms
 
Didn't Dollar Shaving Club have a statement about endorsing black lives matter? Oh and here's another a blog post about racist relatives. Actually, have a bunch of different blog posts.

And they even supposedly edited this out of an article regarding stress hives:
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I even vaguely recall them writing an article about toxic masculinity back in 2016 or so, but I guess they deleted that one after Gillette.

If I hadn't already ordered my razors directly from Dorco (I have no idea if they even still sell razors, sadly), that would have pushed me to do it. Jesus Christ.
 
I haven’t bought a Gillette since that “kill all men” ad. Don’t see any reason to start purchasing now.
Me either, though less out of protest and more because I found out from here that straight razors are so much cheaper. Also good for releasing enough blood to keep my blood pressure in check. Not to mention it makes me sort of proud to be carrying on something my forefathers did.
 
Me either, though less out of protest and more because I found out from here that straight razors are so much cheaper. Also good for releasing enough blood to keep my blood pressure in check. Not to mention it makes me sort of proud to be carrying on something my forefathers did.
Tbh, I didn’t do it out of some moral indignation either. Purchasing razors is something I do rather absent-mindedly. I just thought the ad was so goddamn stupid that I wouldn’t buy their razors that day. I ended up finding a brand that worked much better for me and never switched back.
 
If I hadn't already ordered my razors directly from Dorco (I have no idea if they even still sell razors, sadly), that would have pushed me to do it. Jesus Christ.
Just did a quick search, and yea they still sell razors

While we're at it can we get a list of shaving companies that AREN'T pozzed? Would be nice to know of good places to get blades/creams/etc..
 
I dropped Gillette, DSC, and Harry's.

I bought a double sided safety razor handle for 10 bucks and for another 10, 100 platinum coated stainless steel double sided safety razor blades, and for 15 bucks, I got a boar bristle shaving brush (and I just use regular soap).

Best shave of my life!
Whenever I read someone takk about safety razors they sound really excited. Should I be using them?

Can they double as a murder erapon thr way straight razors can?
 
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