🐱 Gillette Releases Catchy Jingle To Reduce Stigma Around Pubic Hair

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A new Gillette Venus ad features adorable singing and dancing pubic hairs to remind us that “there’s nothing diabolical about this little follicle”​

Body hair — pubic hair, in particular — is totally normal in all its forms, no matter its texture, color, or how much or how little you’ve got. But society’s beauty standards have long had a lot to say about what we choose to do with our hair down there, so the latest ad campaign from Gillette Venus aims to normalize doing whatever the hell we want with our pubic hair… and yes, it’s complete with a catchy AF jingle sung by delightful dancing pubes.


To celebrate the launch of their new Pubic Hair and Skin collection of products specifically created to care for the sensitive skin and hair we’ve got down there, Gillette Venus released a minute-long animated clip featuring “The Pube Song,” an adorably charming jingle that celebrates pubes whether you trim ’em, shave ’em, remove ’em altogether, or keep them in all their coarse, wire-y glory.

“I’m just a pube, and it’s not fair, all I ever wished to be was just another hair. But when they got one look at me, the ruling from society was, ‘Ew, not you.’ Oh what’s a curl to do?” sings the main pube.​


“It seems like all the ads are showing perfect skin and shiny hair, but what about this other world inside your underwear?” she continues, before being joined by a cavalcade of dancing pubes encouraging us to call them by their name instead of using outdated, cutesy terms like “bikini area.”

“It’s okay to say our name — you really can say pubic. No need to be ashamed — it’s even kinda therapeutic. Why the mass hysteria about the pubic area? There’s nothing diabolical about this little follicle. So take care of us, your pubic hair. If you shave or trim or you’re bare down there — whichever way’s your way, it’s all okayyyyyy,” the synchronized strands sing.

Of course, it’s a fun and lighthearted take with a powerful point to prove about pubes: they really are NBD, and pubic hair is long overdue for its moment in the sun — without stigma, shame, or societal expectations about what someone should be sporting down there. Normalizing the actual terms is the first step to chipping away at those stigmas and expectations, and so far, it seems like the ad is a success — the brand’s pubic hair collection is already sold out online, but shoppers can join a waiting list to snag products as they come back in stock.
 
And this is supposed to make up for your "all men are garbage" campaign, Gillette? The marketing cucks really do think we're idiots with the attention spans of goldfish.
 
Gillette's best argument for pubic hair is the price of their razors, the jingle is unneeded.
 
I haven’t bought a Gillette since that “kill all men” ad. Don’t see any reason to start purchasing now.
i haven't bought a Gillette since I found out about Dollar Shave Club... and this was before YouTubers started shilling it and Gillette's horrible ad aired.

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i haven't bought a Gillette since I found out about Dollar Shave Club... and this was before YouTubers started shilling it and Gillette's horrible ad aired.

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Eh, I tried DSC too but I never found their shaving cream worked too well. I’ve since found my own combo of different products (that don’t include Gillette and their 60-blade razors that give me irritable rashes) that works for me.
 
I see gilettes desperate to regain customers from their shit expensive brand, but not desperate enough to unshit and unexpensive their brand
 
(that don’t include Gillette and their 60-blade razors that give me irritable rashes)
lol and here i thought i was the only one that got rashes from their blades.

That, and their blades are expensive as fuck, not to mention they are ALWAYS behind a bullet-proof glass under lock and key because apparently people always be stealing that shit. It's too much of a hassle at that point.

I don't use DSC's shaving gel though, I've been using Edge for that.
 
The actual ad:


...keep digging your own grave, Gillette. Switched to safety razors way back and I'm not going back to any of your shit.
 
And this is supposed to make up for your "all men are garbage" campaign, Gillette? The marketing cucks really do think we're idiots with the attention spans of goldfish.
No. They knew they've ruined their chance for the male demographic so they now target the other half of the population.

If pubic hair is "okay" why do women shave them?
 
"Stigma" ?

The only stigma I've ever had about pubic hairs are stray ones I might find in my food..... aside from that, I don't care about anyone's pubes. That includes ones that sing and dance.

Oh, and I also have put Gillette on the lifetime boycott list for their woke wonkiness, even if it means using razors that were probably fished out of a hotel wall and store-brand shaving cream that might just be cool whip....
 
Diabolical is a nice rhyme to follicle.

But a shaving company singing the praise of hair? What the fuck are they smoking?
 
The actual ad:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gIlUNuSdJdA
...keep digging your own grave, Gillette. Switched to safety razors way back and I'm not going back to any of your shit.
I love the idea that an ad made by a multi billion dollar company, and broadcast on TV, is somehow separate from "society". Isn't it great when corporate marketing teams stick it to the Man?
 
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