Your Favorite Conspiracy Theories - The more batshit, the better.

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AnOminous said:
Ironically, there actually are UFOs. They're just any flying object that is unidentified. There are plenty of those. There's no particular reason to think they're ayyliens but there definitely are objects we've seen flying that are not identified.
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I mean yes lol, but you know what I mean. No alien is going to see zinnia jones and AmHole with their weird egg dildo shit and stop by this planet.

@knobslobbin it's a grain silo.
 
Heard this one while drinking with a nuclear scientist. The last ice age ended abruptly about 13,000 years ago due to a nuclear war between advanced civilizations, burying their cities under mud or sinking them to the bottom of the sea. Some religions have references to it, such as the biblical account of the Deluge. Allegedly that's where most of the out-of-place artifacts come from, such as the iron pillar of Delhi or the Antikythera mechanism. The guy who told me that claimed that he was part of a ship crew that did radiation measurements around the globe, and that his findings confirmed it.
 
Badungus Kabungus said:
Heard this one while drinking with a nuclear scientist. The last ice age ended abruptly about 13,000 years ago due to a nuclear war between advanced civilizations, burying their cities under mud or sinking them to the bottom of the sea. Some religions have references to it, such as the biblical account of the Deluge. Allegedly that's where most of the out-of-place artifacts come from, such as the iron pillar of Delhi or the Antikythera mechanism. The guy who told me that claimed that he was part of a ship crew that did radiation measurements around the globe, and that his findings confirmed it.
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*gasp*
Tartaria.
 
knobslobbin said:
My favorite conspiracy theory is the ancient egyptians and alien construction theory. Who wouldn't want Stargate (the movie not the series) to basically be true?

Maybe next month's UFO presentation in congress is going to announce exactly that.
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My favorite conspiracy theory is the one where you won't deny being a pedophile.
 
NoReturn said:
*gasp*
Tartaria.
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What in the fuck is all of this crazy?

stolenhistory.org

Tartary aka Tartaria - an Empire hidden in history. It was bigger than Russia once...

TARTARY "Tartary, a vast country in the northern parts of Asia, bounded by Siberia on the north and west: this is called Great Tartary. The Tartars who lie south of Muscovy and Siberia, are those of Astracan, Circassia, and Dagistan, situated north-west of the Caspian-sea; the Calmuc Tartars...
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ETA: the fuck is this website too?
 
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Pope Negro Jon the XIIIth said:
What in the fuck is all of this crazy?

stolenhistory.org

Tartary aka Tartaria - an Empire hidden in history. It was bigger than Russia once...

TARTARY "Tartary, a vast country in the northern parts of Asia, bounded by Siberia on the north and west: this is called Great Tartary. The Tartars who lie south of Muscovy and Siberia, are those of Astracan, Circassia, and Dagistan, situated north-west of the Caspian-sea; the Calmuc Tartars...
stolenhistory.org stolenhistory.org

ETA: the fuck is this website too?
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It is a glorious rabbithole of mental patients and one of my favorites to wade around in. The site is just a collection of special, and the Tartaria "theory" even has its own subreddit.
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NoReturn said:
It is a glorious rabbithole of mental patients and one of my favorites to wade around in. The site is just a collection of special, and the Tartaria "theory" even has its own subreddit.
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>The great salt air, Utah. Another building lost in fire. Lots of spires in this picture. Very tartarian looking.

>The prophet Enoch is considered one of the first contactees in history. He maintained communication and received instructions from some deities that showed incredible technological development, and his adventures were reflected in four books that even relate his interstellar journey

>Is Wikipedia Hiding Proof of Ancient Civilizations?

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Fucking Reddit lol
 
I don't believe in conspiracy theories, only Israelites and dumb white people believe in it, but there has been one which I've always believed was true.

The missing frog boys case in South Korea was an inside job gone wrong. After the remains of the boys were found years later prior to their disappearance, there were a lot of theories surrounding what happened to them. The most popular one was that a South Korean Army Officer accidently killed one of the boys during target practice in the woods and proceeded to kill the others by blunt force trauma in order to shut them up. The biggest giveaways were the autopsy's, the army base which wasn't far from where the boys were playing, and the fact that the bodies were hid to make sure nobody would find them. Its also believed there were more then one perpetrator.

The strangest part is when the parents encountered "men in black" after the police briefing of the boys disappearance. They were given cards that didn't specify where they worked at but only their number. After the meeting, the parents received numerous calls, found unfamiliar cars parked in their neighborhood, and had numerous interrogations by Korean CIA Niggers on how much they knew.

I honestly believe it was a fuckup given what happen to Patrick Tillman and the way the U.S army tried to cover it up. Nationalism is very strong in South Korea and the idea of an Army officer killing some kids would be a huge catastrophe over there. The good thing is that I think the statues of limitations were abolished so if they were any new information the case would become active again.

But who knows, that's a theory, a game theory lol :cunningpepe:
 
Big Rusiki said:
I don't believe in conspiracy theories, only Israelites and dumb white people believe in it, but there has been one which I've always believed was true.

The missing frog boys case in South Korea was an inside job gone wrong. After the remains of the boys were found years later prior to their disappearance, there were a lot of theories surrounding what happened to them. The most popular one was that a South Korean Army Officer accidently killed one of the boys during target practice in the woods and proceeded to kill the others by blunt force trauma in order to shut them up. The biggest giveaways were the autopsy's, the army base which wasn't far from where the boys were playing, and the fact that the bodies were hid to make sure nobody would find them. Its also believed there were more then one perpetrator.

The strangest part is when the parents encountered "men in black" after the police briefing of the boys disappearance. They were given cards that didn't specify where they worked at but only their number. After the meeting, the parents received numerous calls, found unfamiliar cars parked in their neighborhood, and had numerous interrogations by Korean CIA Niggers on how much they knew.

I honestly believe it was a fuckup given what happen to Patrick Tillman and the way the U.S army tried to cover it up. Nationalism is very strong in South Korea and the idea of an Army officer killing some kids would be a huge catastrophe over there. The good thing is that I think the statues of limitations were abolished so if they were any new information the case would become active again.

But who knows, that's a theory, a game theory lol :cunningpepe:
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>I don't believe in conspiracy theories
>Spills Conspiracy theory out of pockets

Also, why do you type like you're either 12 years old or a really bad undercover?
 
Adrenochrome. It just sounds like a plot line to a bottom-tier horror movie and not like an actual conspiracy theory with a slight chance of being believable. I could not stop laughing when I heard it.
 
GHTD said:
Adrenochrome. It just sounds like a plot line to a bottom-tier horror movie and not like an actual conspiracy theory with a slight chance of being believable. I could not stop laughing when I heard it.
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www.nytimes.com

Young Blood May Hold Key to Reversing Aging (Published 2014)

After scientists found that blood from young mice rejuvenated the muscles and brains of old mice, experts said the research could lead to treatments for illnesses like Alzheimer’s disease.
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Yeah how crazy lol they're not coming for your blood
 
None of the following is true, but it makes me laugh nonetheless.

David Icke was right, Lizard people are among us, and have been for thousands of years. The only two species that are capable of self-reproduction are Turkeys (for some reason) and reptiles. If Lizard people are here, then Mary was certainly a Lizard, Jesus was an Alien and it was a celebrated 'birth' from God because God is extra-terrestrial. The Northern Light that the the 3 wisemen followed wasn't the northern star, but a UFO over-head highlighting what was going on. The 3 wisemen saw it and being wise thought "let's check this shout out". sorry for the blasphomy if you are real God

There was an ancient and 'advanced' race of homonids approx 400,000 - 300,000 thousand years ago. Many different races tried coming together and it ended in tragedy with a great flood, either caused by war, an attempt at releasing more water from the ice-caps to help agriculture, or caused by warming Earth up to try and stop an ice-age. You could be totally mental and suggest it was a way to kill the lizard people, but that's just silly.

Every conspiracy theory is true and false at the same time*, but conspiracy theories have been taken/stolen by TPTB as a way to softly introduce future ideas/designs. It's why almost all (sane) modern conspiracy theories have come true; because they are true and it's soft disclosure

*True and false conspiracy theories:

Moon Landing - America and Russia managed to get people on the moon, on more than one occasion, but neither super-power could figure out how to get them back to Earth. America, after having it's arse completely kicked in the space-race, a race that would define the superior ideology of communism or capitalism, had to win the final sprint; successfully go to the moon and back.
Why is it true and false? America got a team of astronauts to the moon, it was a suicide mission. Once on the moon, the team relayed information regarding the atmosphere, etc etc. Back here on Earth, The moon mission was recreated at Area 51, inside Hanger 18 -the popularity of which was linked to the Roswell crash, but that turned out to be a blessing in disguise, as they could film the moon landing in that hanger and just hand-wave away everything as a conspiracy theory. The perfect cover. Then it was a matter of televising the filming, destroying the original VHS copy (I'll never believe the official story ever) and badaboom, badabing, America win the space race and the only people who know are the Ruskies, who sent up their own crews to die, so...

9/11 - Both a terrorist attack and a set-up. $56 trillion in missing funding was being investigated - hearing date was set as september 12th 2001. The evidence of which was kept safe in WTC 6. Lucky Larry Silverman, with connections to the intelligence community, was drafted in as the patsy. The deal went like this: OBL would be the patsy, his brother - who was dining with Bush on September 10th, would be paid and not killed, upon completion of said mission. Remote controlled planes (they had the tech for decades) would be flown in to the towers with minimal loss of life. The towers, which were designed to take the force of a jet, would smoulder, fill the NY skyline with smoke, firefighters come to the rescue, WTC6 would be targetted and the Pentagon would be a distraction. Yay America, Boo muslims.
But there was a catch. OBL went rogue. He didn't follow the plan and, knowing that the US govt could never admit to having a hand in it, went for maximum damage. Luckily for Lucky Larry, he didn't trust the govt or OBL and had the towers rigged with explosives, just in case it all went tits up, which it did. The towers were not meant to fall, but 9/11 was meant to be a distraction for destroying WTC6. Kind of how 6th Jan was nothing but people milling about (as planned) but if some terrorist nutter wanted to, he could have hi-jacked the plan to make it the worst thing ever. It's still a win/win for the establishment.

Thank you for reading my mad ramblings. I hope you enjoyed lowering your IQ as much as i enjoyed typing this up.

EDIT!!!! To the letter agencies that are bored monitoring this site and have stumbled upon this post: I have no evidence of any of this, nor do i care to look in to it much further than a shit post on a forum. Do no add me to the clinton body count as i have no knowledge of anything important and IF by the off-chance, anything i have said is close to the truth, it is purely coincidental and nothing else!
 
737 MAX Stan Account said:
The Military-Industrial Complex is actually a cabal of furries who manipulate the US Gov't in perpetuating forever wars so they can afford to keep commissioning NSFW artists.
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Honestly they'd be better at it if they atleast had a clear end-goal for a change
 
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