It did though. We talked.
Pam: IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
Also Pam: Yeah, it happened.
You can. You are even supposed to. Ashcroft v. Iqbal, 556 u.s. 662 (2009)
Literally no.
1. Evidence must be submitted with your complaint. (Ashcroft v. Iqbal, 556 u.s. 662 (2009))
2. You do not have a right to civil trial if your complaint is faulty (Harlow v. Fitzgerald, 457 U.S. 800 (1982)
3. If your claims are "irrational or the wholly incredible", then your lawsuit is "f[ound] factual[ly] frivolous", and subject to dismissal "whether or not there are judicially noticeable facts available to contradict them." (Denton v. Hernandez, 504 U.S. 25 (1992))