🐮 Lolcow Hailey Schumacher / HaileyKittydoesart / Haileykitty69 - Violent and very degenerate baby that's a Skinner Simp. Now with 50% more underaged Speds defending her

[Spergenschütz]

Funny you should say that, cause there has recently been a cow crossover with another LOLCOW HaileyKittydoesart, whom you made a thread on. Both of them are very butthurt about having threads on the Farms.
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Apparently, Hailey's journal on us has caught the attention of another LOLCOW with a thread on the Farms. The cow crossover in question involves Alex Mae Muholland who's current account on DeviantART is RegRoachFangirl.

 

[KifflomKween]

Remember that kangaroo crossover / Skinner as a kangaroo someone posted earlier that Hailey did? I think I just found out where it comes from. Skip to 4:41

 

[KVenus]

Spoiler: Skinner Art Dump

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Spoiler: Skinner Art Dump

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"Principal Skinner also has a Ralph" Oh, you mean a retard child... Adds up.

 

[ICraveDeath]

I don't mean to be a Debbie downer, but please remember to archive all of her important posts in case she goes nuclear lol.

Anyway, I downloaded some of her videos for posterity.

Spoiler

Speedpaint

He really wants to fuck that horse

Tiktok

Big mad

Here are the ones with her face in them:

Spoiler: tard face

Annoyed

Paranoia (her pills might be for schizophrenia?)

First Antirex video

Second video (archive because the comment section is actually quite interesting)

She brought up somebody named Tyrell Wilson, and proceeded to make this post about them. (archive) She has a real knack for getting herself into internet slapfights lol.

Also, here's her TikTok (archive).

 

[KVenus]

I don't mean to be a Debbie downer, but please remember to archive all of her important posts in case she goes nuclear lol.

Anyway, I downloaded some of her videos for posterity.

Spoiler

Speedpaint
y2mate.com - Speedpaint Sweet Seymour Skinner CANDY GORE_1080p.mp4
He really wants to fuck that horse
Kitty Crossovers American Boy (Fluttermour).mp4
Tiktok
y2mate.com - LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO Simpsons version_1080p.mp4
Big mad
y2mate.com - Why you should hate Tyrellwilson12_1080p.mp4

Here are the ones with her face in them:

Spoiler: tard face

Annoyed
y2mate.com - Not how I wanted to spend my weekend_1080p.mp4

Paranoia (her pills might be for schizophrenia?)
Help.....mp4

First Antirex video
My message to AntiRex3000.mp4

Second video (archive because the comment section is actually quite interesting)
Something to trigger AntiRex3000.mp4

She brought up somebody named Tyrell Wilson, and proceeded to make this post about them. (archive) She has a real knack for getting herself into internet slapfights lol.

Also, here's her TikTok (archive).

Okay. Why did she decide to draw a picture of Skinner all cut up when she clearly likes him? And why is his blood blue?

 

[verygayFrogs]

Okay. Why did she decide to draw a picture of Skinner all cut up when she clearly likes him? And why is his blood blue?

Sometimes people like to vent their trauma into characters they love. As for blue blood idk

The fuck is up with that posing?

As for the idea... Miitopia is getting a port to switch on Friday. Let’s hope the autism keeps rolling

Not to double post but... Holy shit the cringe is real with her. I went through her gallery just to see what autism I can expose and...

Spoiler: Concentrated Autism

ProgressionAddict, if your reading this, it’s far too late for her. Here’s the picture that it was under

1. For being a weeb, HES EATING IT WRONG. 2. Pocky doesn’t come in purple

She drew our autistic messiah himself

Also going to add this to the op but

She has a fuck buddy. Hailey is becoming more and more like Amanda with every discovery

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Anyone who owns a custom Budsies is autistic, no questions asked.

 

[KVenus]

Not to double post but... Holy shit the cringe is real with her. I went through her gallery just to see what autism I can expose and...

Spoiler: Concentrated Autism

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She drew our autistic messiah himself

Also going to add this to the op but
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She has a fuck buddy. Hailey is becoming more and more like Amanda with every discovery

Good fucking lord... She's a ticking time bomb with an extremely short fuse.

Also, her addiction with Skinner, Lynn Loud (junior), and Fluttershy is borderline unhealthy. And now she's into MPREG??? The fuck??? She's just like Crystal Franks where she draws multiple pictures with varying popular fetishes like inflation, weight gain, MPREG, and diapers. She's still leagues above Crystal because Crystal draws scat, even though she hasn't posted scat pics onto FurAffinity in a long time.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Anyone who owns a custom Budsies is autistic, no questions asked.

What if it’s a child who didn’t even ask for one

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

What if it’s a child who didn’t even ask for one

There's a reason why parents take their normal kids to Build-A-Bear.

 

[verygayFrogs]

There's a reason why parents take their normal kids to Build-A-Bear.

Even then that’s been slowly being taken over. They had crossovers with Sonic, Pokemon, MLP and they’re doing one with Animal crossing (which doesn’t look too bad so I might drop money on Isabelle but idk)
Edit: I found a full list of her crossover kids, including the horsefuck kids and

The first 4 are hers with the main villain of the shitty Pac-Man reboot cartoon. And why they look like eggs? Turns out Betrayus is a ghost of a PAC person??? I think that’s the species? That fucking died. So not only is she ok with pedophilia (since she shipped herself with Skinner at one point and Fluttershy is confirmed to be about 16), and beastiality, she’s a necrophiliac and a monster fucker. Congrats Hailey, I thought fucking a Grimmsnarl was bad, but at least that thing is alive. You’ve almost gotten to the point of Manda Tee but at least there’s still some hope for you as she’s associated with pedophiles left and right and thought it was ok to groom a minor.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

Even then that’s been slowly being taken over. They had crossovers with Sonic, Pokemon, MLP and they’re doing one with Animal crossing (which doesn’t look too bad so I might drop money on Isabelle but idk)
Edit: I found a full list of her crossover kids, including the horsefuck kids and
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The first 4 are hers with the main villain of the shitty Pac-Man reboot cartoon. And why they look like eggs? Turns out Betrayus is a ghost of a PAC person??? I think that’s the species? That fucking died. So not only is she ok with pedophilia (since she shipped herself with Skinner at one point and Fluttershy is confirmed to be about 16), and beastiality, she’s a necrophiliac and a monster fucker. Congrats Hailey, I thought fucking a Grimmsnarl was bad, but at least that thing is alive. You’ve almost gotten to the point of Manda Tee but at least there’s still some hope for you as she’s associated with pedophiles left and right and thought it was ok to groom a minor.

That blonde kid on the right.......wtf are those munchie feet?

 

[KVenus]

Even then that’s been slowly being taken over. They had crossovers with Sonic, Pokemon, MLP and they’re doing one with Animal crossing (which doesn’t look too bad so I might drop money on Isabelle but idk)
Edit: I found a full list of her crossover kids, including the horsefuck kids and
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The first 4 are hers with the main villain of the shitty Pac-Man reboot cartoon. And why they look like eggs? Turns out Betrayus is a ghost of a PAC person??? I think that’s the species? That fucking died. So not only is she ok with pedophilia (since she shipped herself with Skinner at one point and Fluttershy is confirmed to be about 16), and beastiality, she’s a necrophiliac and a monster fucker. Congrats Hailey, I thought fucking a Grimmsnarl was bad, but at least that thing is alive. You’ve almost gotten to the point of Manda Tee but at least there’s still some hope for you as she’s associated with pedophiles left and right and thought it was ok to groom a minor.

So apparently, Skinner and Fluttershy had sex and had these abominations of kids. And who the hell is Sally Skinner? A made up sister of Seymour Skinner? I'm thinking "yes". Tbh, I really don't have a problem with her giving Skinner a sibling, but horse fucking is where I draw the line. (Especially since Fluttershy has been confirmed to be a minor, a la Equestria Girls.)

And I thought Crystal Franks was bad. I guess Hailey and Crystal can go toe-to-toe to see which of them is more fucked up.

Update:

Her newest picture featuring Luz from "The Owl House".

Spoiler: Not sure if I should spoiler this

 

[verygayFrogs]

So apparently, Skinner and Fluttershy had sex and had these abominations of kids. And who the hell is Sally Skinner? A made up sister of Seymour Skinner? I'm thinking "yes". Tbh, I really don't have a problem with her giving Skinner a sibling, but horse fucking is where I draw the line. (Especially since Fluttershy has been confirmed to be a minor, a la Equestria Girls.)

And I thought Crystal Franks was bad. I guess Hailey and Crystal can go toe-to-toe to see which of them is more fucked up.

Update:

Her newest picture featuring Luz from "The Owl House".

Spoiler: Not sure if I should spoiler this

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I thought it was his human wife

 

[Coelacanth]

Even then that’s been slowly being taken over. They had crossovers with Sonic, Pokemon, MLP and they’re doing one with Animal crossing (which doesn’t look too bad so I might drop money on Isabelle but idk)
Edit: I found a full list of her crossover kids, including the horsefuck kids and
View attachment 2178365
The first 4 are hers with the main villain of the shitty Pac-Man reboot cartoon. And why they look like eggs? Turns out Betrayus is a ghost of a PAC person??? I think that’s the species? That fucking died. So not only is she ok with pedophilia (since she shipped herself with Skinner at one point and Fluttershy is confirmed to be about 16), and beastiality, she’s a necrophiliac and a monster fucker. Congrats Hailey, I thought fucking a Grimmsnarl was bad, but at least that thing is alive. You’ve almost gotten to the point of Manda Tee but at least there’s still some hope for you as she’s associated with pedophiles left and right and thought it was ok to groom a minor.

I think you struck a nerve.

[Archive]

And sorry, Hailey. You drew one of your self inserts as an underage child coming out of a mailbox and having a hot, steamy makeout session with Skinner. I'm pretty sure that counts as pedophillia.

I propose we start calling ourselves ASSHOLTS as followers of her content.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I think you struck a nerve.

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And sorry, Hailey. You drew one of your self inserts as an underage child coming out of a mailbox and having a hot, steamy makeout session with Skinner. I'm pretty sure that counts as pedophillia.

I propose we start calling ourselves ASSHOLTS as followers of her content.

Good. Hailey, the yandere image doesn’t help either.

In case you get confused Hailey (me) and Hailey (demon cat), are not the same person. Hailey (demon cat) is nineteen years old, and is half demon and half cat. Me, I'm just an eighteen year old crossover loving freak.

Yeah Hailey, you are a freak. Also your demon cat thing does not look 19. She looks 9.

 

[KVenus]

I think you struck a nerve.

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And sorry, Hailey. You drew one of your self inserts as an underage child coming out of a mailbox and having a hot, steamy makeout session with Skinner. I'm pretty sure that counts as pedophillia.

I propose we start calling ourselves ASSHOLTS as followers of her content.

This rant reminds of when Crystal Franks (another Lolcow) did a rant several years ago about wanting to take down this site along with Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Also, shouldn't assholtism be spelled assholetism? Just add the "E" in there.

Lastly, are the shots referring to the COVID vaccines or the myth that shots cause Autism when given? Or... Does she want us to get shot by guns? The last option sounds the most likely, given that she wants us all to die.

 

[Coelacanth]

Hailey posted another video about taking us down complete with autistic crossovers and ancient memes.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Hailey posted another video about taking us down complete with autistic crossovers and ancient memes.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6t7bXvGAFm4
Kiwi Farms is Bullying Meeeee 2.mp4

Yeah her full YouTube and Twitter is filled with this “crossover friends.” shit. Except instead of it being reasonable like crossovers of yore, it’s Pooh’s adventures shit