Your Favorite Conspiracy Theories - The more batshit, the better.

[AnOminous]

Yeah, that Tyson video is full of shit. I don't have enough autism to break the video down bit by bit, but suffice it to say, Tyson did have some opponents who were scared shitless and went down at the earliest opportunity (Bruce Seldon probably the most famous/obvious of them).

If Mike Tyson took one swing at you and made you see mortality in a single fist, would you be eager to get up and give it another try? I'd be staying down.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Yeah what the fuck is the justification for that again lol. It's like illuminati and /Baph/omet imagery or something iirc.

Probably the 180 in her personality

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Probably the 180 in her personality

I figured that was just money, lol. Sometimes it's not that deep niggas.

 

[TiggerNits]

So I just heard this one in a professional setting and from a person of color

BLM is run by the Ku Klux Klan as an attempt to start a race war that black people cannot possibly win.

He did not elaborate, and the Zoom call went on without another mention of it when one of my employees replied with "Alright, but we need to look at this proposal from the county before I'm late for my kid's baseball game"

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

That's not a conspiracy that's just the way they rip you off even more so then they do already

Ah, I see you are enlightened on the truth of the Jewish NWO Question.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Ah, I see you are enlightened on the truth of the Jewish NWO Question.

Disclaimer (Kiwifarms and all that user support the Jewish heritage and its legitimate homeland) now go back to your Regularly scheduled to consuming

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

@NyQuilninja I like the idea that the big Jewish conspiracy that they've been working on for thousands of years was

1. Invent the concept of human flight
2. Invent airplanes and airports
3. Invent bottled water
4. Charge the goyim a few extra dollars on a water bottle
5. ???
6. Build the third temple.

 

[NyQuilninja]

@NyQuilninja I like the idea that the big Jewish conspiracy that they've been working on for thousands of years was

Makes about as much sense as the 36000 mile from pole to pole
Chemtrail found on google earth

 

[need shoeonhead nudes]

Project Bluebeam
I was pretty interested in this when I was a kid, the implications of it and the power it could harness among such stupid masses... It's the ultimate psyop and the chaos it could generate is unlimited.

Kyle Odom
An intelligent college student who claims he was raped and tormented by reptilians in the spiritual realm, that they convinced him to go to a meat space (a church) so they could mingle together in their human forms.
Kyle went psychotic because they would not let him lead a normal life anymore, so he ended up getting a gun and shooting the church pastor 6 times with .45 hollow point rounds, some in the head. Kyle was a marine trained marksman!
The pastor ended up being completely fine and laughing a couple days later, and later on he gets into a powerful political position.

Pastor who survived church shooting is Idaho's newest lawmaker: 'Sometimes the Lord opens doors we do not expect'

Pastor Tim Remington, of Coeur d' Alene, was appointed by the governor to replace former Rep. John Green, who was expelled from the legislature for tax fraud.

www.ktvb.com

Here's the manifesto he wrote, he threw it over the whitehouse fence for the president to read, before being arrested.

Odom Manifesto : Kyle Odom : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Kyle Odoms FULL manifesto, all 43 pages.

archive.org

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Project Bluebeam

Speaking from an academic standpoint, not even the USA is this fucking mentally retarded and we bombed Japan because fuck letting nukes go to waste among other reasons.

From any control standpoint invoking a false apocalypse scenario like this is Watchmen would go wrong for exactly the same reasons. Ok, you launch this fucker and make niggas think Allah is coming back...and you think they're going to react rationally to this event and be cool with it when they find it's faked. You would be removed from geopolitics instantly because holy shit what the fuck were you thinking?

How does this go if people minds don't snap like twigs? They think the soldiers are angels? That's not a MAD weapon, it's a society ending kill switch. Even bioweapon designers would think this is a bad idea. There's no way this doesn't backfire like a shotgun in a looney tunes cartoon.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Speaking from an academic standpoint, not even the USA is this fucking mentally retarded and we bombed Japan because fuck letting nukes go to waste among other reasons.

From any control standpoint invoking a false apocalypse scenario like this is Watchmen would go wrong for exactly the same reasons. Ok, you launch this fucker and make niggas think Allah is coming back...and you think they're going to react rationally to this event and be cool with it when they find it's faked. You would be removed from geopolitics instantly because holy shit what the fuck were you thinking?

How does this go if people minds don't snap like twigs? They think the soldiers are angels? That's not a MAD weapon, it's a society ending kill switch. Even bioweapon designers would think this is a bad idea. There's no way this doesn't backfire like a shotgun in a looney tunes cartoon.

I honestly believe the father of the atom bomb Oppenheimer stared into the abyss and realize that he created death on a scale never before realised while also realizing that power is in the hands of people far to stupid to be allowed to wield it

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

J. Robert Oppenheimer- 'I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.'_HD.mp4
I honestly believe the father of the atom bomb Oppenheimer stared into the abyss and realize that he created death on a scale never before realised while also realizing that power is in the hands of people far to stupid to be allowed to wield it

You should check out American Prometheus if you're into biographies, it's really good. I fully agree though, I imagine he looked around and saw the child like glee on the faces of the military and what he'd done came slamming into him like the blast wave.

 

[AnOminous]

You should check out American Prometheus if you're into biographies, it's really good. I fully agree though, I imagine he looked around and saw the child like glee on the faces of the military and what he'd done came slamming into him like the blast wave.

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." Not many people get to say some shit like that without just being edgelords, but just speaking literal truth.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Project Bluebeam
I was pretty interested in this when I was a kid, the implications of it and the power it could harness among such stupid masses... It's the ultimate psyop and the chaos it could generate is unlimited.

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Kyle Odom
An intelligent college student who claims he was raped and tormented by reptilians in the spiritual realm, that they convinced him to go to a meat space (a church) so they could mingle together in their human forms.
Kyle went psychotic because they would not let him lead a normal life anymore, so he ended up getting a gun and shooting the church pastor 6 times with .45 hollow point rounds, some in the head. Kyle was a marine trained marksman!
The pastor ended up being completely fine and laughing a couple days later, and later on he gets into a powerful political position.

Pastor who survived church shooting is Idaho's newest lawmaker: 'Sometimes the Lord opens doors we do not expect'

Pastor Tim Remington, of Coeur d' Alene, was appointed by the governor to replace former Rep. John Green, who was expelled from the legislature for tax fraud.

www.ktvb.com

Here's the manifesto he wrote, he threw it over the whitehouse fence for the president to read, before being arrested.

Odom Manifesto : Kyle Odom : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Kyle Odoms FULL manifesto, all 43 pages.

archive.org

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Ok I was looking at this again because I was discussing the sheer insanity of building a fucking God in secret and not thinking you'd be wiped off the earth the second anyone found out what an absolute lunatic you've become. Like it's incredible how terrible of an idea this would be and even as misanthropic as I am, you'd deserve a Romanian Impeachment without a doubt. However, I can almost guarantee this is some bullshit. PROJECT SANGUINE

• Was never built, a smaller system called PROJECT ELF was however.
• There is no conceivable way to build a nuclear hardened ELF antenna over 2/5ths of Wisconsin without anyone noticing.
• How is the fuck are extremely low frequency radio waves going to do that.

The effects they're discussing are theoretically possible using USW's, but not with a communication network. LRAD's only have a 30 degree cone of effect so where are you even pointing it?

In closing, smoke weed and think about the many things that people would do with this that would destroy life as we know it.

Sorry for 2x but I should've mentioned this yesterday. The only reason I even know what project sanguine was is

1. I live in the Midwest.
2. Sanguine is basically like HAARP as a glue for these ideas.

I ran into the damn details of the thing because of some fucking "WOO SPOOKY MISSING MILITARY CITY LOOK HERE'S A SHIRT AND A POSTCARD THAT ARE NOT PHOTOSHOP IMAGES AT ALL BOOOoooOooo." that was tied to this fucking antenna project that was fucking insane to build in the first place. But since something something blood must have been a spooky black budget something or other.

But yeah, the same way HAARP gets just kind of dumped into ideas to make them seem more in depth or weird, if you pay attention Sanguine is less used but thrown into shit because blood = spooky I guess? It's not even like, a secret declassified project really, it's just one of the many insane cold war ideas people had in the government.

 

[Montalbane]

Not so much of a theory since it is being investigated as truth.
But basically the Italian government alongside other european nations started triaining anti-communist militias under the name of Gladio.

It was a NATO backed project to organize resistance in case of soviet occupation.
Officially such resources were never used.
Un-officially gladio was responsible or helped spur the following events according to popular theories.

Piazza Fontana bombing - Wikipedia

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Strage di Bologna - Wikipedia

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Capaci bombing - Wikipedia

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It was also alleged that gladio units were responsible for disinformation campaigns between 89 and 93 to help Mafia families with the support of the state.
What is know is that the state-mafia pact happened (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/State-Mafia_Pact)

One curious event is that one of the main figures of italian politics, Giulio Andreotti, was not only in contact with Totò Riina and his cosca but had also been in charge of gladio in the 60's.

Now thebmain theory is that the Italian state on its own or under NATO influence enacted what is known as Strategia Della Tensione ( Tension Strategy if you will) essentially the state sponsors and commits terrorism on its own soil and people to maintain the Status Quo.
The masonic lodge P2 was always at the center of this in some way or another and italy has been on the brink of a Golpe or civil war more than once.

Most well known cases are the Golpe Borghese and the Piano solo.
The Piano solo is debatable but apparently General Solo was "preparing" a counter golpe... By having a couple of division ready to take rome and plotting with fellow generals.

The Golpe Borghese is the most terrifying as they had actually occupied all of their given targets and were minutes away from proclaiming their intentions and what happened, they were stopped by Junio Valerio Borghese withdrawing his support and ordering the operation off, some say that rogue CIA elements had warned him on how the golpe was actually a trap and it was meant to fail.

I shall close my sperging with the proclama of the golpe

Spoiler

«Italiani, l'auspicata svolta politica, il lungamente atteso colpo di stato ha avuto luogo. La formula politica che per un venticinquennio ci ha governato, e ha portato l'Italia sull'orlo dello sfacelo economico e morale ha cessato di esistere. Nelle prossime ore, con successivi bollettini, vi saranno indicati i provvedimenti più importanti ed idonei a fronteggiare gli attuali squilibri della Nazione. Le forze armate, le forze dell'ordine, gli uomini più competenti e rappresentativi della nazione sono con noi; mentre, d'altro canto, possiamo assicurarvi che gli avversari più pericolosi, quelli che per intendersi, volevano asservire la patria allo straniero, sono stati resi inoffensivi. Italiani, lo stato che creeremo sarà un'Italia senza aggettivi né colori politici. Essa avrà una sola bandiera. Il nostro glorioso tricolore! Soldati di terra, di mare e dell'aria, Forze dell'Ordine, a voi affidiamo la difesa della Patria e il ristabilimento dell'ordine interno. Non saranno promulgate leggi speciali né verranno istituiti tribunali speciali, vi chiediamo solo di far rispettare le leggi vigenti. Da questo momento nessuno potrà impunemente deridervi, offendervi, ferirvi nello spirito e nel corpo, uccidervi. Nel riconsegnare nelle vostre mani il glorioso TRICOLORE, vi invitiamo a gridare il nostro prorompente inno all'amore: ITALIA, ITALIA, VIVA L'ITALIA!»

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

There's no actual UFOs and there's certainly not energy weapons. Do I even need to explain why all this shit is popping up right now like it matters at all?

I've said this already I don't how many times but whoever the fuck is actually running media control for both parties has to be a fucking diversity hire tranny gremlin retard. Picture this, you've hyperfocused let's say 70% of the country on non stop domestic politics for 4 years at the very least. You've told half these people that they're fighting a literal jihad against the forces of evil and they've believed you enough to go burn black people's neighborhoods down for them. Threatening lives and jobs for political ideas is a normal, everyday occurrence.

Furthermore, you run your newest Dem puppet on a campaign with a laundry list of impossibility, which is normal to be fair, except because of the whole jihad thing you've been doing these crusaders actually want the land and money promised them. They're not patiently waiting for 4 years until a Republican gets elected and the cycle starts over this time. They expect things and you, from the first moment of power, grab your nutsack and yell ligma while rolling out of the room on heelies and akimbo flipping off the violent uncouth peons you "paid" for the assistance. Your approval rating bottoms out faster than any president ever. You're continuing and passionately arguing for projects and ideas you specifically told these masses were evil, signs of deviltry.

Not bad, not unpleasant. Literal evil on the scale of 9/11 and the Holocaust according to you.

These people now slowly start to realize what the people not in the cult weren't crazy and everything they said would happen is happening and they are now as angry as the other side is against you. And to top it all off you recently, after you spend 4 years wasting taxpayer money on some RUSSIANS EVERYWHERE conspiracy you've made up, you give the RUSSIAN FREEDOM HATERS a sweetheart deal that punishes the country that wanted to prosecute you for corruption.

Your answer to this major problem?

LOOK OVER THERE, WOW ALIENS AND ENERGY WEAPONS, REMEMBER THE X-FILES GUYS THAT WAS A GREAT SHOW

<----YOU ARE HERE.

There's no way to extrapolate this chain of events in a way that ends well politically or socially. They don't have a media plan and it's obvious. The stunning and brave warriors they promised things have decided that they've been waiting since LBJ and it isn't going to fly anymore.

The entire system has no idea how little control they actually have right now and they give you alien videos like a late 90's FOX special.

 

[M3xus]

I wish I had it on me, but back when the original Deus Ex was in development, PCGamer sat down with the developers and asked them all sorts of questions regarding the game. Naturally, for one so focused on conspiracy theories, they asked which ones were too outlandish to include in the game.

Warren Spector himself revealed that one they rejected immediately was a conspiracy that the government was in cahoots with aliens to fatten up the populace of the world. Once sufficiently fattened, the aliens would swoop in and abduct the populace to convert them into canned food for long space journeys.

I really wish I'd saved that issue now.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I wish I had it on me, but back when the original Deus Ex was in development, PCGamer sat down with the developers and asked them all sorts of questions regarding the game. Naturally, for one so focused on conspiracy theories, they asked which ones were too outlandish to include in the game.

Warren Spector himself revealed that one they rejected immediately was a conspiracy that the government was in cahoots with aliens to fatten up the populace of the world. Once sufficiently fattened, the aliens would swoop in and abduct the populace to convert them into canned food for long space journeys.

I really wish I'd saved that issue now.

I'm betting they "rejected" it because it just makes me think of Twilight Zone's To Serve Man.

 

[AnOminous]

There's no actual UFOs and there's certainly not energy weapons. Do I even need to explain why all this shit is popping up right now like it matters at all?

Ironically, there actually are UFOs. They're just any flying object that is unidentified. There are plenty of those. There's no particular reason to think they're ayyliens but there definitely are objects we've seen flying that are not identified.

 

[knobslobbin]

My favorite conspiracy theory is the ancient egyptians and alien construction theory. Who wouldn't want Stargate (the movie not the series) to basically be true?

Maybe next month's UFO presentation in congress is going to announce exactly that.