🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[infinityplusone]

They're all body activists until they have a heart attack. They just keep fucking dying and I find it very funny.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Oh wow! They're beautiful! I want to look like them when I grow up.

I've always thought Paulina is one of the most beautiful women in the world.
She wanted to start modeling in campaigns aimed at older women, but was told she needs to dye her hair and get plastic surgery to appear younger. She said her face is what it looks like to grow older, so why can't the agencies/designers accept that?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

They're all body activists until they have a heart attack. They just keep fucking dying and I find it very funny.

Reality is the most hateful bigot of them all.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Who wants to wear Tess's used clothing? I bet she didn't even bother to wash any of it before she put it up for sale. And would it kill her to iron the stuff before she takes pictures of it? Or hang it in the bathroom while she showers, at the very least?

And good way to push Bowie into being a fatty like her as he grows up, it won't kill him to have to wait for whatever Tess microwaves him for breakfast.

 

[tasty humane burger]

Still can't get over the price Tess sells things for. She sells them above or for the RRP. Her EYBS range got slashed to more than 60% off yet...



Her FATletic stuff is going for essentially full price, leggings at around $40 and hoodies are $60 yet here in the UK it seems a lot of Fabletic stuff is priced quite reasonably on Depop. £15-20 for leggings and cheaper for tees. Found some super cheap stuff just surfing the larger sizes as well:

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I can't get over $105 for a pair of shitty plastic earrings. Because $25 for international shipping? Holy fuckballs is that a ripoff!!

 

[cactus]

Who wants to wear Tess's used clothing? I bet she didn't even bother to wash any of it before she put it up for sale. And would it kill her to iron the stuff before she takes pictures of it? Or hang it in the bathroom while she showers, at the very least?

And good way to push Bowie into being a fatty like her as he grows up, it won't kill him to have to wait for whatever Tess microwaves him for breakfast.

Maybe? I don't think Tess pushes Bowie to clean his plate, she probably hopes he doesn't finish his food so she can eat it.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I can't get over $105 for a pair of shitty plastic earrings. Because $25 for international shipping? Holy fuckballs is that a ripoff!!

Those earrings are some of the ugliest, tackiest things I've ever seen.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

No one wants those fugly boots, Ryann. You've been trying to hock them since before Nick left.

Even if they weren't ugly.. Her potential customers are the same horoscope preaching bitches, who will definitely see these “boots I wore on the day I married the worst abuser in the world” as something with negative energy, or hoodooed, or straight-up cursed.

more! It does indeed seem like she was gifted the promo package of 4 dresses

“Wear with heels at night”
JFC, and this woman still bitches about how her strawberry dress was mocked.
Also, length to width ratio (not to mention print) looks like toddler dresses. You know, those cute short - for kids comfort, - things with fake waist just a bit lower armpits.

You know how every single time she says she's wearing a 3X? Well, no. Everything she's selling by them - which she is bursting out of like a 400 pound sack of lard in a lycra bag - is size 4X

She's selling 4X because they're now too big for her, silly.

And Jesus, for model her presentation skills are non-existent: aliexpress sells cheap clones with beautiful photos, laying clothes on photo background (special non-reflective plastic sheet, I idea how it is called), throw some plastic flowers and accessories around.
And if you can't bend yourself over to gather it all back from the floor, at very least iron your damn pants, bitch.

 

[Barbarella]

She sells old clothes at new price or more, because she wore it, or it was in her closet (or floor) duh. Buying the clothing of a celeb like her: even with spots, wrinkles, broken zippers and BO is a privilege!

I know this is late but it did make me sad, what she said about her 4 year old on Mother’s day. Tess seems to believe that if she wasn’t single on Mother’s Day, her SO would get a sitter, take her out for a big brunch (something every anorexic wants) , then will do her housework while she sleeps off the champagne, and the best Mother’s Day possible is one without children. In reality, most mothers, single or not, have a regular day. If they are lucky and their kid is in school the teacher will teach the kids to make hand print cards, and if the child is older they may be able to bring OJ and cereal to bed. Spouse may give flowers. A day of pampering will never happen and it shouldn’t-it should be a family day.

She ruins her son’s attempts at making her feel special instead of encouraging him. A 4 year old even kissing mommy and remembering by himself what day it is is a pretty damn good kid and she should feel lucky. But for her, it’s not about the kids, it’s about some man spoiling her (instead of his own mother, I might add.). I hope Bowie grows up with his eyes open, ungrateful and not needing her, rather than always hoping for something he can never get from her, but sadly, that’s unlikely.

Her anorexia thing is too stupid for words. I did note she allowed the British broadcasters to switch from anorexia nervosa to atypical anorexia but it hardly matters. We live in crazy town when anybody believes a 400 pound woman is anorexic of any type.

I’d seen her bitching about how she has to wear Elloquii when her “friends” get custom Versace. Aside from Donatella, they key word is custom. Anybody could have customized a dress for her-if they wanted to.

Those older models are gorgeous. It’s too bad our culture can’t recognize beauty in age. There are regular woman who are still beautiful at an older age, no plastic surgery like Paulina-just look for them on Instagram. Many let their hair go natural and get a lovely silver color, they keep their figures and their wrinkles give them character. One is 70 (I’m blanking her handle) but she’s so pretty, it’s hopeful to see them and know your fate might not be awful beyond 50, if you take care of yourself and want it. They are Goals.

(Funny, though, I haven’t seen one Tess’s size.)

Sorry, catching up, lots of cow activity lately!

 

[bloomingcactus]

If this is Anna O'Brian at 300ish lbs (her thinnest we know of.)


Then how can Tess at 5 inches shorter be a 3x and a 22/24? She has got to be close to sizing out of normal fashion, even plus sizes. I can't really see Tess slumming it by wearing Woman Within.

I can't stand her “22size, 300 lbs” shit. I can't eye measure, so have no idea if she crossed 500 lbs line, but she must be at least high 400.

Your protective groups are ridiculous, dear West*. She's telling transparent lies, but nobody can put the finger on it and claim that emperor’s new dress doesn't exist.

*don't take this as hate towards people in Europe or North America; I'm just sitting here, jealous of your first world problems, rolling eyes as a coping mechanism.

I totally agree, everyone should have called bullshit. But like that video from "My thoughts may offend you" said she moves from protected class to protected class. More stupid shit that you can't say anymore. Canada is even worse than the US.

 

[Luna Mothews]

Speaking of Anna, she at least had the guts to wear those Disney dresses in a video, no matter how horrifying they looked on her

 

[NoReturn]

Speaking of Anna, she at least had the guts to wear those Disney dresses in a video, no matter how horrifying they looked on her

Those dresses are ugly. Most Loungefly stuff is ugly. They have a small handful of cute things, but those seem to be their LEAST popular items.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

If this is Anna O'Brian at 300ish lbs (her thinnest we know of.)
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Then how can Tess at 5 inches shorter be a 3x and a 22/24? She has got to be close to sizing out of normal fashion, even plus sizes. I can't really see Tess slumming it by wearing Woman Within.


I totally agree, everyone should have called bullshit. But like that video from "My thoughts may offend you" said she moves from protected class to protected class. More stupid shit that you can't say anymore. Canada is even worse than the US.

If Tess claims she's 5'3", that would make Anna 5'8", and from your picture, that is nowhere NEAR 300 pounds.
Maybe 200-220?
I still think Tess is closer to 400 pounds.

ETA: Something I wonder about; what happens when the tattoos Tess has start getting stretch marks running through them? What happens to poor Dolly, or the ugly scorpion tattoo? Can they be re-tattooed?

 

[Easy Peasy]

Every time Tess brings up her depop, I crack up. You know who does this right? 2 examples. On depop, its queen dita von teese, who includes an autographed certificate of authenticity, and also doesnt sell garbage. And on poshmark, freaking Trisha paytas. She doesnt jack up her prices, she seems to take decent photos, and actually ships her items out.

If trisha fucking paytas can do it, what's your problem Tess? (Dont bother comparing yourself to queen dita)

 

[NoReturn]

If Tess claims she's 5'3", that would make Anna 5'8", and from your picture, that is nowhere NEAR 300 pounds.
Maybe 200-220?
I still think Tess is closer to 400 pounds.

ETA: Something I wonder about; what happens when the tattoos Tess has start getting stretch marks running through them? What happens to poor Dolly, or the ugly scorpion tattoo? Can they be re-tattooed?

Short answer is they get fucked up. How they get fucked up depends on location.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Something I noticed, those pink Fabletics shorts look like the would end a couple of inches above the knee, but on Tess they look like they stop two or three inches below her crotch.
Are those actually the same pair she's selling?

 

[bloomingcactus]

If Tess claims she's 5'3", that would make Anna 5'8", and from your picture, that is nowhere NEAR 300 pounds.
Maybe 200-220?
I still think Tess is closer to 400 pounds.

ETA: Something I wonder about; what happens when the tattoos Tess has start getting stretch marks running through them? What happens to poor Dolly, or the ugly scorpion tattoo? Can they be re-tattooed?

Anna admitted she was 300ish in that photo. If I remember correctly. I couldn't find the actual scale photo in her thread. It was from her old blog. I could be misremembering.

 

[Barbarella]

Anna admitted she was 300ish in that photo. If I remember correctly. I couldn't find the actual scale photo in her thread. It was from her old blog. I could be misremembering.

No, you are right. She took it on a scale which showed her weight. But Anna is taller than 5’8” I think, more like 5’10”.

Still point is well-taken-Tess is much closer to 400 lbs than 300.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Dump of ana related comments from her YouTube channel from last three episodes.

Spoiler: Guess Tess ain't happy about this