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Woman forced Dogecoin millionaire to ejaculate inside her at gunpoint

Albuquerque, NM | Jenifer Garcia, a 25-year-old woman, allegedly forced a 21-year-old Tinder date to ejaculate inside of her vaginal cavity in hopes of conceiving. A Tinder date that started a…
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By Nea - May 7, 2021

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Albuquerque, NM | Jenifer Garcia, a 25-year-old woman, allegedly forced a 21-year-old Tinder date to ejaculate inside of her vaginal cavity in hopes of conceiving.

A Tinder date that started as a simple hook-up ended up as sperm robbery after Tomas Martinez, a Dogecoin millionaire, showed Garcia his cryptocurrency wallet after engaging in sexual intercourse. Garcia then convinced Martinez to have unprotected sex with her, stating that the condom was irritating her skin. She told him to pull out if he is scared of getting her pregnant.

“I think she knows that I was going to pull out any second because she told me to slow down and then reached for a pistol under her mattress, point it to my head, and told me to cum inside her like God intended,” Tomas said he thought she was joking and until she showed her that the gun was loaded. She told him she wants his baby and called him Dogecoin Papi.

A terrified Tomas said he was so scared that it took him 10 minutes to ejaculate with the gun on his head. “I went to the police station right away after she let me go hoping they’ll at least make her take a Plan B or something. They held her for the night in custody, and I think their most significant concern was the gun, and apparently, they dropped all the charges because I was the one at her place.”

Whether she’s pregnant or not at this point, nobody knows at the moment. Tomas is hoping he will find a way of dodging the bullet if she had fallen pregnant on that day.
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ti;dr: the value of crypto in a nutshell /sneed
 
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This is why I made a thread talking shit on crypto and telling people not to make it a part of their personality. This fucking autist probably bragging about how rich he is the whole time, no wonder.
 
CrippleThreat said:
A terrified Tomas said he was so scared that it took him 10 minutes to ejaculate with the gun on his head. “I went to the police station right away after she let me go hoping they’ll at least make her take a Plan B or something. They held her for the night in custody, and I think their most significant concern was the gun, and apparently, they dropped all the charges because I was the one at her place.”
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these people really decided not to book a cut-and-dry case of rape

and now the guy's gonna have to worry about being a father or paying child support
 
CrippleThreat said:
“I went to the police station right away after she let me go hoping they’ll at least make her take a Plan B or something. They held her for the night in custody, and I think their most significant concern was the gun, and apparently, they dropped all the charges because I was the one at her place
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How the fuck this isn't rape?
 
lol this didn't happen.
he oopsed and now he's trying to cover his tracks for when he knocks her up.

you don't get to point a loaded gun at someone's head and just walk away from the police station.
ETA: great bait tho, 10/10
 
Fun story, but I have a hunch "GlobalNEA.com" is roughly on par with the Weekly World News.

"Dogecoin Papi" would be an excellent username for somebody though.
 
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