Is Casual Sex the best Cardio Workout of all time?

[Just A Butt]

Sex is a great way to stay in shape. Every time I feel fat or bloated, I just have some sex and I feel great again! I don't know why people here don't have more sex. Maybe they would feel better? It is also great for your skin.

 

[karz]

Cardio kills gains, brah.

 

[scallion]

Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?

 

[Akashic Retard]

Fighting is better for cardio. I usually have sex before a fight as a warm-up, then have sex afterwards as well as a cool-down. I do this 5 days a week.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Nah, nice try kike but I will still NEVER cum unless it is to produce sons

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Wrong. The amount of protein and other shit that needs to be replaced after every cumm will literally double the amount of protein you need to intake to support optimum growth. That's why women are called "Gains Goblins", having sex 1/week or during a cut is fine and can be accounted for, but constantly will inhibit progress.

Having sex during or after a workout is like shooting heroin at that same time. You're creating a dopamine association with a perophiary activitiy that doesn't require you to workout at all. And no, you are not a dog. Trying to train yourself pavlovianly turns you into a sheep.

but durr i get dopamine from lifting hurr

Sad if true.

 

[Big Ruski]

Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?

Yes

Spoiler: Source

Trust me bro

 

[Least Concern]

Casual sex

Hobbyist sex

Amateur sex

Enthusiast sex

Semi-pro sex

Professional sex

Your mother

 

[Overcast]

Making love with a significant other *isn't* good cardio by comparison?

 

[likeacrackado]

Wrong. The amount of protein and other shit that needs to be replaced after every cumm will literally double the amount of protein you need to intake to support optimum growth. That's why women are called "Gains Goblins", having sex 1/week or during a cut is fine and can be accounted for, but constantly will inhibit progress.

Having sex during or after a workout is like shooting heroin at that same time. You're creating a dopamine association with a perophiary activitiy that doesn't require you to workout at all. And no, you are not a dog. Trying to train yourself pavlovianly turns you into a sheep.

but durr i get dopamine from lifting hurr

Sad if true.

Heard this a lot but it sounds like nofap lore

 

[byuu]

Sorry OP, but choking on cock isn't cardio since you're not getting enough air to support your aerobic metabolism.

 

[Loosey Goosey]

OP sounds a lot like that kid in highschool who tried awkwardly hard to convince everyone he's not a virgin even though nobody asked.

 

[Just A Butt]

Sorry OP, but choking on cock isn't cardio since you're not getting enough air to support your aerobic metabolism.

OP sounds a lot like that kid in highschool who tried awkwardly hard to convince everyone he's not a virgin even though nobody asked.

You two sound cranky. Have you considered having sex?

 

[byuu]

You two sound cranky. Have you considered having sex?

You need to post your feet before I can even consider it.

 

[Just A Butt]

You need to post your feet before I can even consider it.

ok, i don't see the harm in that.

 

[draggs]

ok, i don't see the harm in that.
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Another diabetic sore mess for Null to recoil from

 

[Red Hood]

I've never gotten the clap from the elliptical.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Cardio workouts have to be more than 2 minutes.

 

[Weed Eater]

It's only worth it if you can go longer than one session, or well, however many minutes it takes you jokers to coom. If you can't make it past five minutes just become a troon at that point lol

That's why women are called "Gains Goblins",

The traditional term is "succubus", dear.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Federally-issued gratification robots will solve the American obesity crisis one federally-mandated session at a time.