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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,306
So, the tranch is actually Black Mountain.

Mariposia military base actually. And Kevin's the master
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New thread giving them pats on the back for being lunatics
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This thread is telling of their manipulation. Look how they picked the 3 strongest alpacas who dominate the others, and look at the weird LGBTQIABCADEFG flag. Is being black really equal to being gay? One you can change and deal with and hide, the other one you can’t.
Those lambs are filthy.
That was my first thought. And how old are they? Shouldn't they have been docked by now? Even a total urbanite like me knows that you're supposed to dock lamb tails for their own well-being because they're stupid, dirty animals (who have had their survival instincts bred out of them) and they'll shit all over their own tails and get sick. I've never seen a sheep with a tail that long so I'm sure that they're supposed to have been docked already. The troons probably think it's cute so they won't remove them. It is cute, except that I care more about animals being healthy than cute so that pisses me off; there's no way in hell they're doing the extra work to keep the lambs clean.

What an evil shit. And 30 people liked that shit.

Where will these fools go when their tranch goes under? I expect they will ebeg for a while, but wouldn’t it be funny if they suddenly realized they maybe shouldn’t have burnt so many bridges and said they hope their parents die?
If I had his mom then I think that I would call her a cunt and wish her death too. It sounds like she covered for her husband (Bonnie's father) molesting Bonnie's niece. The thing is though that Bonnie never seems to have that same sort of vitriol for his actual child rapist father. When his father (who, let's not forget, raped his own granddaughter) died I seem to recall Bonnie spoke of it being a complicated relationship and how he wasn't perfect.
 
Paul marked Mother's Day in his usual cheery manner. I wonder who she'll leave her share of the Tranch to.

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Meanwhile Michael thinks he knows Earl's real identity. Or at least he's come up with a cracking excuse not to report all their problems to the local police. What are local libel laws like? For "oath keepers" should I just read "boy scouts"?

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Can't really fathom hating someone so much that you'd wish they'd drop dead. Is this the result of his mother not supporting his transition, or is there more to this hatred than that?

As for the other screenshot, was the sheriff blaming them for the state of the tranch or something else?
 
If I had his mom then I think that I would call her a cunt and wish her death too. It sounds like she covered for her husband (Bonnie's father) molesting Bonnie's niece. The thing is though that Bonnie never seems to have that same sort of vitriol for his actual child rapist father. When his father (who, let's not forget, raped his own granddaughter) died I seem to recall Bonnie spoke of it being a complicated relationship and how he wasn't perfect.
There's been absolutely nothing to indicate that she covered for her husband's criminal activities. And absolutely nothing to indicate that she didn't. The only thing that could explain Bonnie's hatred for her is him calling her a narcissist, but yeah, pots and kettles on that one. 95% of troons seem to loathe their mothers, it's almost a species trait. Considering that if his mother dies, his 'dream trans haven' dies with her, he's really, really fucking stupid. Hell, all she has to do now is serve the tranchers notice and sell the property out from under them, and it'll be all over.

Bonnie, like all troons, utterly despises all women. That's why ultimately he couldn't condemn his father's actions or hate him. It was just an icky cis girl that got hurt. Nothing important.
 
Lenin said bourgeois adventurists were worse than the forces of reaction.
So the creepy details change, but a recognized type going all the way back.
Lenin realized you can't staff a ruling class with people who were a little too based because they'd be alright under any other system.
You want loyalty? Find people who'd be total losers if the Party wasn't in power.
 
These fucking retards just basically revealed that they are indeed a cult. Vetting people is something that cults do, because they want to get a feel on whether a person will be easy to brainwash, or will be too independent minded and therefore a hassle to indoctrinate, and they won't be able to fully control them. And they're going to have guards? Bonnie, you absolute moron, did you never fucking learn about the fall and demise of Jim Jones and The People's Temple?

One thing that started the ball rolling and getting people investigating them, was because Jim was so goddamn paranoid and narcissistic that he started having armed guards. Jesus, Jim met the first lady, and it was noticed that his security (which were just followers of him) seemed to rival her's. And I know that cult leaders think they're above the law because they are all narcissists, but the reality is, guards are going to draw unwanted attention to them and their "trans haven", and people are going to start trying to dig up information of who these men are, why they feel the need to have armed guards to protect their shithole, and what makes these guys so special that they are specifically being targeted?

These dumb fucks are probably on a watchlist for the FBI at this point in time I'd say, especially after grifting 100k and their absolutely absurd claims of terror and violence from forces unknown, and omg the sheriff is involved too!
 
These fucking retards just basically revealed that they are indeed a cult. Vetting people is something that cults do, because they want to get a feel on whether a person will be easy to brainwash, or will be too independent minded and therefore a hassle to indoctrinate, and they won't be able to fully control them. And they're going to have guards? Bonnie, you absolute moron, did you never fucking learn about the fall and demise of Jim Jones and The People's Temple?

One thing that started the ball rolling and getting people investigating them, was because Jim was so goddamn paranoid and narcissistic that he started having armed guards. Jesus, Jim met the first lady, and it was noticed that his security (which were just followers of him) seemed to rival her's. And I know that cult leaders think they're above the law because they are all narcissists, but the reality is, guards are going to draw unwanted attention to them and their "trans haven", and people are going to start trying to dig up information of who these men are, why they feel the need to have armed guards to protect their shithole, and what makes these guys so special that they are specifically being targeted?

These dumb fucks are probably on a watchlist for the FBI at this point in time I'd say, especially after grifting 100k and their absolutely absurd claims of terror and violence from forces unknown, and omg the sheriff is involved too!
Not vetting your housemates moving in from across the nation is for suckers.
 
Not vetting your housemates moving in from across the nation is for suckers.
Indeed. The paranoia present in the vetting is the issue. I don't envy any transsexuals foolish enough to travel all the way to the tranch. Hopefully some who do have enough sense to leave once they see what a state it's in.
 
Where will these fools go when their tranch goes under? I expect they will ebeg for a while, but wouldn’t it be funny if they suddenly realized they maybe shouldn’t have burnt so many bridges and said they hope their parents die?
A Tommy Tooter life style is the endgame for constantly online tranny grifters I'd wager.
 
These dumb fucks are probably on a watchlist for the FBI at this point in time I'd say, especially after grifting 100k and their absolutely absurd claims of terror and violence from forces unknown, and omg the sheriff is involved too!
Why would the FBI care?
 
Why would the FBI care?
"Hoarding of weapons and militia building". Or at least attempts to do so. The FBI likes to keep tabs on such groups, especially when there is anything ideological about them incase they go crazy. Often such groups get involved in missing people, disorganized crime, etc. Its like keeping track of where your crazy ex lives, you don't plan to do anything with them, but it is good to know incase they do something crazy that affects you so you can avoid them. Or in the FBI's case, don't need to go looking for them.
 
FBI is mostly tracking white supremacists (anyone who doesn't agree with the current narrative would be more accurate a description) and not brave and stunning trans women.

While it may be quite clear to anyone willing to look at this critically they definitely do have earmarks of a cult and behave more akin to that, they are going to be viewed as victimized people trying to protect themselves especially since based on their recruitment video the FBI is on board with the woke train.

The question I have is if they shoot someone in "self defense" or by accident if Custer County will be woke enough to overlook the mountains of premeditation evidence in the form of their tweets.

EDIT: It's worth remembering that the FBI is not the CIA or even the NSA. The other two agencies shit on the FBI regularly for being dumber than them somehow which if anyone knows how the the latter two agencies operate is saying something.
 
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FBI is mostly tracking white supremacists (anyone who doesn't agree with the current narrative would be more accurate a description) and not brave and stunning trans women.

While it may be quite clear to anyone willing to look at this critically they definitely do have earmarks of a cult and behave more akin to that, they are going to be viewed as victimized people trying to protect themselves especially since based on their recruitment video the FBI is on board with the woke train.

The question I have is if they shoot someone in "self defense" or by accident if Custer County will be woke enough to overlook the mountains of premeditation evidence in the form of their tweets.
Yeah no. If there's a """"Self Defense"""" shooting, hell breaks lose, and the sheriffs department will drop the law down HARD on their ass
 
These fucking retards just basically revealed that they are indeed a cult. Vetting people is something that cults do, because they want to get a feel on whether a person will be easy to brainwash, or will be too independent minded and therefore a hassle to indoctrinate, and they won't be able to fully control them. And they're going to have guards? Bonnie, you absolute moron, did you never fucking learn about the fall and demise of Jim Jones and The People's Temple?

One thing that started the ball rolling and getting people investigating them, was because Jim was so goddamn paranoid and narcissistic that he started having armed guards. Jesus, Jim met the first lady, and it was noticed that his security (which were just followers of him) seemed to rival her's. And I know that cult leaders think they're above the law because they are all narcissists, but the reality is, guards are going to draw unwanted attention to them and their "trans haven", and people are going to start trying to dig up information of who these men are, why they feel the need to have armed guards to protect their shithole, and what makes these guys so special that they are specifically being targeted?

These dumb fucks are probably on a watchlist for the FBI at this point in time I'd say, especially after grifting 100k and their absolutely absurd claims of terror and violence from forces unknown, and omg the sheriff is involved too!
These retards are absolutely paranoid. They believe the dastardly Kiwi Farms is secretly sending out operatives (in defiance of the Prime Directive) to sabotage them and gather information (that they post publicly.) If it's not us, it's Earl and the boys. If it's not Earl and the boys, it's those damn cishet TERFs. They've lied about having enemies everywhere for so long they've started to believe it.
 
Lenin said bourgeois adventurists were worse than the forces of reaction.
So the creepy details change, but a recognized type going all the way back.
Hell, Lenin had a lot to say about weird sex freaks in HIS movement.

"It seems to me that this superabundance of sex theories ... springs from the desire to justify one's own abnormal or excessive sex life before bourgeois morality and to plead for tolerance towards oneself. This veiled respect for bourgeois morality is as repugnant to me as rooting about in all that bears on sex. No matter how rebellious and revolutionary it may be made to appear, it is in the final analysis thoroughly bourgeois. It is, mainly, a hobby of the intellectuals and of the sections nearest to them. There is no place for it in the party, in the class-conscious, fighting proletariat."

"Dissoluteness in sexual life is bourgeois, is a phenomenon of decay. The proletariat is a rising class. It doesn’t need intoxication as a narcotic or a stimulus. Intoxication as little by sexual exaggeration as by alcohol. It must not and shall not forget, forget the shame, the filth, the savagery of capitalism. It receives the strongest urge to fight from a class situation, from the communist ideal. It needs clarity, clarity and again clarity. And so I repeat, no weakening, no waste, no destruction of forces. Self-control, self-discipline is not slavery, not even in love."

Even people like George Orwell had things to say about how the left suffers because of weird hippies with really weird ideas tainting it. Road to Wigan Pier is the entire book he wrote about it. In which he outlines that socialists tend to be weird hippies who alienate the working class with weird ideas. Which in turn helps empower conservatism in the working class; despite socialism and communism in theory doing nothing but seeking to empower the working class.
 
Shouldn't they have been docked by now? Even a total urbanite like me knows that you're supposed to dock lamb tails for their own well-being because they're stupid, dirty animals (who have had their survival instincts bred out of them) and they'll shit all over their own tails and get sick. I've never seen a sheep with a tail that long so I'm sure that they're supposed to have been docked already...The troons probably think it's cute so they won't remove them...
If they catch enough flak about the tails, I really hope their earnest response is that the practice is inhumane and/or nature didn't intend for body parts to be chopped off
 
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