Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

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She looks good in her ripe, old age. Just ripe for da pluckening like a warm, rotten watermelon. She looks like shit but naturally, Chris looks worse, like her retarded younger brother

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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She looks like she's melting like the a gallon of ice cream left the sun.

 

[Spez]

 

[Space.Muffin]

I just saw the Facebook post and it scared the fuck out of me. I legit thought he was announcing his mother's death.
Then I remember what day is. Man, the years have not been kind to you, Barbara.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

He made a post on Facebook with a longer Mother's Day message and a few extra pictures, including this one:
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Looks how disgusting the back of that medallion is.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I just saw the Facebook post and it scared the fuck out of me. I legit thought he was announcing his mother's death.
Then I remember what day is. Man, the years have not been kind to you, Barbara.

Neither of them. I bet Barb told him "be brave son, you're the transvestite goblin of the house now. "

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What the hell is with Chris' facebook profile

 

[Rupin]

Looks how disgusting the back of that medallion is.

I was going to comment on it too. Like is that mold growing on it?

 

[Kuruminha]

Archiving for posterity.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He made a post on Facebook with a longer Mother's Day message and a few extra pictures, including this one:
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That medallion is going to be buried with Chris.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

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Yung Barb was a straight milf.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Yung Barb was a straight milf.

Her evolution to Snorlax and the abomination she is today is the result of what happens when you're terrible personality becomes worse.

 

[Meowzers]

I just saw the Facebook post and it scared the fuck out of me. I legit thought he was announcing his mother's death.
Then I remember what day is. Man, the years have not been kind to you, Barbara.

i felt the same, my heart damn near stopped. i don't ever recall following chris on facebook so it was even more alarming

 

[Cletus Kasady]

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The most obvious joke you could have made. But to be fair it's still funny.

I was going to comment on it too. Like is that mold growing on it?

Imagine how much grease and mold that things been submerged in over the years.

 

[B1 Commander]

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this will most likely be what Chris will look like in the future, if not worse

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I just saw the Facebook post and it scared the fuck out of me. I legit thought he was announcing his mother's death.
Then I remember what day is. Man, the years have not been kind to you, Barbara.

To be fair, it actually does read as some sort of memorial reflection post, especially the collage of pictures that he picked.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Barb has that turtley look of Mitch McConnell.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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Why aren't I dead yet? What did I do deserve this?


You know damn well what you did barb

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

wow. chris managed to talk about his mom(or someone else) without making it about himself. that's amazing.
(the bar is set that low)

 

[B1 Commander]

What the hell is with Chris' facebook profile

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my guess is that Chris tried to blend that pfp with the "slime coin" from his ass clown friend "Ben Saint" the edges look similar