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@cat Did you make this website? :lol:
http://www.godhatesfurries.com/

This needs to be updated

A few samples from the dealing with furries page
Furries are known to be irrational, quick to anger, easily offended, self-righteous and very, very, very dim. Here are some tips and facts for dealing with and arguing with Furries that you may find useful. By knowing how someone will react, you have already won half the battle.
  • Speak calmly and clearly because...
  • Acting angrily towards a Furry will cause it to go into defensive mode and start ignoring everything you say, it's much better to stay calm and...
  • Carefully inform them that they are perverts. This is very difficult, convincing a Furry how absurd their subculture is is like masturbating with chopsticks.
  • Remember, some Furries are very wealthy. It may be financially prudent NOT to immediatley attack a Furry. Some Furries have been known to spend thousands and thousands of dollars on Furry paraphernalia, some Furries will even pay you to have internet sex with them. If all you have to do is type YIFF YIFF YIFF into an AIM window for 60 seconds in return for your Paypal account overflowing, then go for it.
  • Anyone that uses the term 'Furson' to describe themselves is too far gone to bother with.
  • Furryism is a disability.
  • When cornered it is not unusual for Furries to start arguing in wolf calls. This is not a joke. If a Furry responds to you with something resembling "AROOOOO WOOOOOO AROOOO", you have successfully broken their spirit, good job.
  • Furries will often try and 'yiff' you when they're out of names to call you. This is really funny, because they honestly think it's a good way to make their opponent feel uncomfortable and thus cause them to quit arguing. At this point, you can safely claim to have broken their spirit. Well done.
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Gensdupays said:
There are female furries period?
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Females can be just as stupid as males
http://www.godhatesfurries.com/viewimage.php?id=105

although, men are usually more horrifying about it :cryblood::heart-empty:
http://www.godhatesfurries.com/viewimage.php?id=86
http://www.godhatesfurries.com/viewimage.php?id=81
 
Gensdupays said:
There are female furries period?
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Oh, there's lots of female furries. Probably close to 45%. I used to live in Pittsburgh, and they have their big convention there every year. You'd see them all over the place, in suit and out, male and female in about equal numbers. Some of them even get married and have kids... and then they call their kids cubs...

However, with the females of the fandom, there's also a lot of crossover with other fandoms, like anime, Sci-fi, various bands, Legolas, etc... probably because women tend to be more social creatures, so they're not exclusively furries, at least, not all the time.
Men, on the other hand, have this weird inclination to obsess over one fandom, often to the exclusion of others. Men also tend to be more extreme with their obsessions.
Also, men are more likely to be autistic.
 
c-no said:
The fact that the wolves are depicted as badass makes one wonder what the DPRK was even trying to achieve with making a villain. Still, with a cartoon like that, DPRK managed to end up getting some furries liking their characters, considering what @TheRedRanger said.
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Of course the use of animals in cartoons such as this is nothing knew. Russia was doing that for decades in some of their most popular work of the Soyuzmultfilm studios. I'm sure plenty can't forget this classic (though I'm linking to a newer episode from a decade back, deal with it)!

Red_Rager said:
This user has some episodes subbed, but stopped since he didn't have enough funding to hire someone to translate the episodes sadly
https://www.youtube.com/user/dprksquirrels/videos
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Wouldn't surprise me. Some Koreans are even appalled to even bother translating these themselves given the circumstances.

Ironically, it didn't stop some Italian company from picking these up and are distributing them under the title "Brave Soldier".
http://www.mondotv.it/scheda-singola-brave-soldier.html
 
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If it's a kid's show why did they show a guy/furry being shot several times.
Guess you gotta scare the fear of Americans into North Korean children somehow :(
 
Bugaboo said:
If it's a kid's show why did they show a guy/furry being shot several times.
Guess you gotta scare the fear of Americans into North Korean children somehow :(
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Ironically, China has had something similar as well back in the 1980's called "Black Cat Detective".

After 30 years, a movie featuring this character has been produced.
 
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The only thing I've taken from this is even the underpaid and coerced by force animators of the Communist nations produce higher quality cartoon ideas and characters than furries can for the most part. Also that commie cartoons have some type of strange charm to them.
 
Bugaboo said:
I'm actually super impressed that in the new one the animation is actually quite decent, especially on the blue gorilla guy. Knowing about the quality of Chinese knockoff animation it's really surprising
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China's really starting to get on the ball when it comes to what the audience might expect to see. There's an interesting film that's being co-produced with an American team based on a graphic novel that is coming out in October there called "Rock Dog" (assuming America gets it at all, it'll give Disney's upcoming Zootopia a little competition)...

Adamska said:
The only thing I've taken from this is even the underpaid and coerced by force animators of the Communist nations produce higher quality cartoon ideas and characters than furries can for the most part. Also that commie cartoons have some type of strange charm to them.
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They do. Here's one from Poland done in the early 80's I discovered recently.
 
Trilby said:
China's really starting to get on the ball when it comes to what the audience might expect to see. There's an interesting film that's being co-produced with an American team based on a graphic novel that is coming out in October there called "Rock Dog" (assuming America gets it at all, it'll give Disney's upcoming Zootopia a little competition)...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HDpua1tXD4Y

They do. Here's one from Poland done in the early 80's I discovered recently.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BsJ-tw2AQjg
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It's nice to see China is stepping away from the Chinese knockoff market. I mean, there absolutly must be talented and creative artists in China but they seem to all make bootleg shit to get a quick buck. I know the govenment of China literally came together after the first Kung Fu Panda was released and said "why can't we make a movie about china this good?" (They didn't like the second one much apparently, they didn't like how it played fast and loose with the discovery of gunpowder) I mean China has such a long and rich culture and they were making beautiful things for thousands of years and then they start making crap and it was sad.
 
Bugaboo said:
It's nice to see China is stepping away from the Chinese knockoff market. I mean, there absolutly must be talented and creative artists in China but they seem to all make bootleg shit to get a quick buck. I know the govenment of China literally came together after the first Kung Fu Panda was released and said "why can't we make a movie about china this good?" (They didn't like the second one much apparently, they didn't like how it played fast and loose with the discovery of gunpowder) I mean China has such a long and rich culture and they were making beautiful things for thousands of years and then they start making crap and it was sad.
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They simply haven't nurtured an animation industry in a way that would encourage that sort of growth (much of it was already devastated by the Cultural Revolution I've read). I often think it's a shame they didn't have something like a Zagreb Film that allowed artists to create individual works outside government mandates and simply release these works without much hassle as long as it was the responsibility of the artists themselves.

North Korea could learn from this too if they want to stray from the mouthpiece ordinances from time to time. Apparently Rene Laloux's "Gandahar" was the furthest they've got in doing something 'adult' in their work (being too shy and giddy trying to animate naked beings). That's what I wish was being done in the DPRK, more adult/contemporary themes in their animated work, rather than simply material aimed at children, but I don't suppose North Korea really has that audience that hasn't grown past "cartoons aren't for grown-ups" phase.
 
Guys, whilst this analysis of china's newfound involvement in animation is genuinely interesting, it's not relevant to the crux of the thread.

Please to keeping on topic.
 
Gensdupays said:
Surprised they haven't been in a Fallout game, seeing Caesar's Legion go after them would be hilarious.
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That's true, but until they include a colony of mutant, irradiated furries in the next fallout game we'll just have to keep murdering Khajiit in TES games to satiate our furry bloodlust.

that being said i actually don't have a problem with most furries.
 
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I just had my first real, but not really close encounter with furries in public. I had to work away from at hotel that was next to a furry convention. Since my work took me away from the hotel most of the day, the only thing I saw was people with animal tails and maybe someone carrying a box with fursuit from the nearby hotel to a convention area and it seem none of them were staying at our hotel, thank goodness.

However, my coworker was at the nearby Starbucks when some guy who was blazed and drunk came in weeping to nearby people about he was from the convention and some crack dealer tricked him and stole his brother. I am a bit relieved and disappointed to miss out on a real life furry trainwreck.
 
Once my mum called me from work and asked "Bugaboo, what is a furry?"
Apparently a guy wearing a snow leopard tail and ears had come into her workplace and she and her co workers were laughing about it for a while.
 
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