Contacting the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch 05/04/21 - Tom X Tranch: Will the Tranch accept another pedo?

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Just Dont said:
I've been on your forum for over 2 days reading and watching what you said over the years and, by the looks of it, you are not an artist/activist and there is clearly signs of mental illness.

I believe you are suffering from delusions and you need to start coming clean about certain stuff.

Come clean on you being a pedophile and zoophile. It will be easier to do it now before someone leaks when you contact one of the pedophiles in the Ranch.
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fuck off, delusional derp. i'm much too busy to argue with an idiot who believes bullshit like that. you're banished to the land of the unseen ignorati, fool.
Burd Turglar said:
As much as I wish this crossover would truly come through, even the tarded tranchers aren't dumb enough to fall for your shit Tom.

@AnOminous had it right earlier in the thread....actual hippies can smell your rancid bullshit from a mile away you disgusting fuck, Tom. I've spent plenty of time in A and B camp and even with how degenerate they can be, I know you would be stopped at the gate.
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You're an idiot if you believe any of that shit, derp. none of it's true. i'm fucking family to what's left of the first generation wrecking crew. nobody is even going to see me come through that gate and if they do and attempt to get violent, it won't end well for them.
Reynlodo said:
You go Madam Tommie!
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Madam Tommie has ZERO intention of joining that commune. Even if they're not pedos and fucking animals, the gunplay disqualifies them from anything i would want to live in. I have services to offer them. One of my groups is for crisis intervention and i am an ecosystem engineer by trade that i've never practiced because of the death culture.
 
Ruin said:
Best crossover episode ever.
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I think RV7 should stop at the tranch. For all their tacticool larping, they could easily be taken down by a Hungarian meth vampire wielding a single can of content spray. And Baked's tits have gotten large enough that he could infiltrate...YOFA (Year Of Freed Alpacas).
 
Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
fuck off, delusional derp. i'm much too busy to argue with an idiot who believes bullshit like that. you're banished to the land of the unseen ignorati, fool.
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So, why are you here Tombo? I mean, that just contradicts what you said.

Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
i'm fucking family
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I'm sure you have in the past Tom. I'm sure, against their will.


Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
nobody is even going to see me come through that gate and if they do and attempt to get violent, it won't end well for them.
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Now, he's a violent ninja assassin with COPD and male pattern baldness at 67 years old without any teeth. Great story, Tom.
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Here's Tom's impression of a tough guy. He calls this one move the baby drilling crane and ecstacy.
Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
i am an ecosystem engineer by trade
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Tom, you're a hobo by trade and a cheap whore by internet correspondence.

Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
i've never practiced because of the death culture.
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Wait, what?! You make no fucking sense. That's like saying "I'm a nurse but I've never practiced because of the 'death culture"'.
 
repentance said:
His road trip is already off to a great start.
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Accidentally mixing gas and diesel.
"Given the large difference in flash point temperature between gas and diesel, it doesn’t take very much gasoline to depress the flash temperature significantly. As little as 1% gasoline contamination will lower the diesel flash point by 18 degrees C. This means the diesel fuel will prematurely ignite in the diesel engine, which can lead to engine damage.
Gasoline contamination can also damage the fuel pump and mess up diesel injectors. This happens because of a drop in lubrication. Simply speaking, gasoline is a solvent while diesel is an oil. Diesel has enough lubricity to lubricate the fuel pumps and the injectors. Swapping in some gasoline takes away this lubrication, leading to damage.
Beyond these, you’ll get incomplete combustion, initially characterized by large amounts of black smoke. Beyond being an aesthetic problem, the vehicle’s computer will try to compensate for this combustion lack by adjusting the fuel-air mixture. This is going to cut your power and performance considerably. And if you continue to use the fuel, you can cause real damage to the vehicle’s computer sensors by either overheating them or covering them in soot such that they can’t detect anything."

:story:
 
Laplace's Demon said:
Accidentally mixing gas and diesel.
"Given the large difference in flash point temperature between gas and diesel, it doesn’t take very much gasoline to depress the flash temperature significantly. As little as 1% gasoline contamination will lower the diesel flash point by 18 degrees C. This means the diesel fuel will prematurely ignite in the diesel engine, which can lead to engine damage.
Gasoline contamination can also damage the fuel pump and mess up diesel injectors. This happens because of a drop in lubrication. Simply speaking, gasoline is a solvent while diesel is an oil. Diesel has enough lubricity to lubricate the fuel pumps and the injectors. Swapping in some gasoline takes away this lubrication, leading to damage.
Beyond these, you’ll get incomplete combustion, initially characterized by large amounts of black smoke. Beyond being an aesthetic problem, the vehicle’s computer will try to compensate for this combustion lack by adjusting the fuel-air mixture. This is going to cut your power and performance considerably. And if you continue to use the fuel, you can cause real damage to the vehicle’s computer sensors by either overheating them or covering them in soot such that they can’t detect anything."

:story:
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Sounds like he gave the truck COPD.
 
Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
your definition of reasonable is pretty classist, dweeb. I'm part of a vibrant global network of indie artists and educators. you're a member of a toilet tank full of mean, stupid, chickenshit anonymous keyboard commandos and armchair activists stalking people, getting your jollies on their misfortunes. no sane person would take pride in that, loser.
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You sell garbage and shitty rocks.
Your house is covered in flies.
Your lungs are giving up on you.

No one has pride in you.
 
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