🦊 Furry Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Splendid]

If the furries all love this Squirrel and Hedgehog shit, one would hope they would move to North Korea themselves.

 

[Watcher]

 

[SpessCaptain]

When @Darky has a son.

 

[Gensdupays]

When @Darky has a son.

I have seen an unhealthy number of Tumblrites that unironically buy and wear shirts that say stuff like "CLOACA DESTROYER" or "DRAGONFUCKER" on them. I mean, even the most socially progressive town would find that objectionable, right? It would barely be accepted at a convention

 

[HG 400]

Furries are shit. I hate furries.

 

[Splendid]

Furries are shit. I hate furries.

Fishing for some easy likes this morning, are we Dynastia?

 

[Dr. Meme]

Furries are shit. I hate furries.

if i was in a room with 2 furries and i only had one bullet i'd shoot myself

 

[CatParty]

What's the difference?

i do not see any

 

[Dalish]

cracked recently posted an article entitled '6 sexual identities everyone still thinks it's OK to mock' which puts furries at #5. some choice article excerpts:

What's more, dressing up as animals is a brilliant shortcut past modern society's bullshit body-shaming beauty standards. The advertising industry spends billions of dollars convincing every human alive to be unhappy in the skin they're in. So furries art-and-craft new skins! Skins made of silk in the shape of a centaur! Let's see you sell that in a jar, assholes! They've short-circuited the entire body-image industry and crossed it with a fantasy novel. Using imaginary characters to counter advertising makes them the Banksys of boning.

Having sex in a full-body fur suit? Forget merely having sex, that's more exercise than I've done in my life. If there's ever an Internet Olympics, "Hedgehog Humping" will be a greater endurance test than the heptathlon. And have many, many more viewers.

and finally

It's every community's job to call out the harassers and warn everyone else instead of keeping things quiet because they've "done a lot for the scene." But considering that even the Catholic Church and '80s American family comedies couldn't manage that, furries shouldn't be singled out.

 

[Dr. Meme]

cracked recently posted an article entitled '6 sexual identities everyone still thinks it's OK to mock' which puts furries at #5. some choice article excerpts:





and finally

to be fair no one cares about cracked anymore except the people that already drank the koolade

 

[Bugaboo]

I think furries will be a punchline for the rest of eternity and I'm ok with that.
Now wether or not they eventually accept that their fandom is a punchline is yet to be told

 

[Gensdupays]

A lot of them say "really, furry jokes in 2015?" completely oblivious to that they still do funny things.

 

[TowinKarz]

Their only hope of not being such a laughingstock is that some other movement comes along that appeals more to the deviant sexual losers of the world that they will then flock to.... but I can't imagine what that would be.

 

[Bugaboo]

Their only hope of not being such a laughingstock is that some other movement comes along that appeals more to the deviant sexual losers of the world that they will then flock to.... but I can't imagine what that would be.

I'd say bronies are their biggest competition but both the bronies and furries do stupid shit all the time. Also the brony fandom has been dwindling while the furries have stayed strong since the start of the internet

 

[lolwut]

Their only hope of not being such a laughingstock is that some other movement comes along that appeals more to the deviant sexual losers of the world that they will then flock to.... but I can't imagine what that would be.

Otherkin seems to be gaining some traction. But honestly, whatever new thing comes along that attracts the more deviant of the furries will just be made into the furry version of itself. It's like the mlp fandom, they use it to infest everything.

 

[Gensdupays]

I'd say bronies are their biggest competition but both the bronies and furries do stupid shit all the time. Also the brony fandom has been dwindling while the furries have stayed strong since the start of the internet

Start of the Internet? They've been a laughingstock and a punchline since Nixon was in office.

 

[TowinKarz]

Forgot that they can infest any fandom by simply "furryizing" it.

Darn, they're like cockroaches, 10000 years and a nuclear holocaust later, and they'll STILL be crawling out from under the rocks.

 

[Dr. Meme]

The societal problem with furries is all they do is have gross sex so theres no way the species can die out.

 

[Gensdupays]

Forgot that they can infest any fandom by simply "furryizing" it.

Darn, they're like cockroaches, 10000 years and a nuclear holocaust later, and they'll STILL be crawling out from under the rocks.

Surprised they haven't been in a Fallout game, seeing Caesar's Legion go after them would be hilarious.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The societal problem with furries is all they do is have gross sex so theres no way the species can die out.

That'd be true if it they weren't mostly jailhouse gay.