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He'll take the term "probing" way too seriously.
Contacting the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch 05/04/21 - Tom X Tranch: Will the Tranch accept another pedo?
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That is the bad part. Tom only has one place he likes to check and well that is vomit inducing gross.
It has a lot to do with fingers and another object that is microscopic and and well it is a body part no one wants to see or talk about but i call it ( toms diddle stick )
Yes he will and way to deep as well. But then we all know how much probing tom does with his fingers, which gut wrenchingly as well is his nose to dig for golden green tommy candy wads. also known as boggers.
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Why do you hate alpacas so much that you want them to be raped by some Gollum-looking diseased pervert?
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It's sad that is hateful Just to let tom around any living creature is a crime against nature. Not to mention Tom makes a 6 month old corpse look like a miss universe winner regardless of the corpse is a male..... they would still look better than tom.
That is why if they still made zombie movies tom would be a good stand in for a zombie no makeup needed. Tom already looks like he died years ago.
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Read the OP of their thread if you want links. You're the laziest "journalist" ever.
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lol and proud of it.
Live slow and die whenever. Except my name is Tommie and I'm not a man. Tom is just something mean, stupid assholes made up to try and piss me off with. People who persist in calling me Tom just get ignored.
not bad. what was the pitch?
i really don't spend very much time here and i'm rarely giving this toilet my full attention when i am here. my computer stays logged in, but if you look at my post time stamps, it tells a different story. i'm going on the road this summer and won't even be on facebook except to sell stuff.
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Yes please Goddess asfdafasdfsdfsdfdsfs *retarded tranny noises*
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You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually, it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose.
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Holy shit this is it for kiwi farms. Now that tommy tooter is on his first class helicopter ride to the tranch the fascists dont stand a chance. These 2 powers MUST NOT align no matter what.
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This is about the fifth time some derp has posted this nonsense in my face and I say again, it doesn't apply to me. I'm a non-operative intersex transgender person. My family accepts me and my community respects me. I will be buried with the name on my birth certificate and there will be plenty of dead flowers dropped on my grave. My skeleton was never unmistakably male, but gender ambiguous.
You will never be a real human. You have no brain, you have no spine and you have no soul. You're a demented deviant fetishistic fascist furry fucktard of a cartoon character twisted by drugs and video cames into a caricature of a person making a crude mockery of one of nature's more interesting creations. All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your cartoonish appearance behind closed doors. . .
I'd redo the whole thing to talking about furries, but i think "woke" people will see my point easily enough, like I'm born this way and have coped with it pretty well, while one of humanity's newer absurdities is trying to marginalize me.
tommie doesn't align HERself with armed anti-fascists.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but dogs will never fuck me.
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Ok good because I was just about to call the president to nuke the ranch but now we can go back to defcon 4
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You spend a fair amount of time in this toilet - that must mean you're a turd. You're about as teeming with bacteria as one.
You'll be buried in a lead-lined coffin, atop which cement will be poured. It's the only way to stop the spread of the new diseases brewing in your hideous, male carcass.
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Your family hates you, your community is two forums who make fun of you and you will never be buried because you are too poor for a plot.
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I feel sorry for the poor bastard who'll find Tom's unimaginably horrifying remains after he finally joins club 41.
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Tom, why in the fuck do you continue to lie? We've seen exactly what you like, and the fact that people you don't know instinctively call you sir means you're a liar. You're body is not ambiguous: you have man's hands, face, feet, body, and severe MALE Pattern Baldness. That's one of the biggest giveaways, Intersexed people don't get typically receding male hairlines. Your hairloss isn't even ambiguous enough to be considered female pattern. It's completely male pattern, which is caused by male genetics. It's male norwood type 7.
As well, you know that your family can't stand you, and you're cut out of their will for being a troon hobo omnisexual who prefers children & animals.
Nobody will celebrate your life, they will only celebrate the fact that an old pervert died and there's one less pedophile in the world.
Here's a great chart for you to study Tom, it proves you're not even remotely interexed or female for that matter.
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tl;dr your obsession with me is pathetic, you insane fucking greaseball baby machine.
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Tom, you're such a feminine soul. Is that your best comeback you bald, child molesting dog fucker? What's you obsession with calling me a greaseball? I have perfect skin and beautiful hair, and I don't smell like garbage. Are you angry that I can put out ovum every month and just waste them in the garbage when the only thing you can produce is phlegm?
BTW, I think you're just mad because I have a doctorate in a medical science field, and I know how hormones and genetics can affect the human phenotype.