🐱 Forget big feet! Men with large NOSES tend to have bigger penises, study reveals

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Research found men with the biggest noses have a 'stretched penile length' of at least 5.3 inches (13.42cm).


However, those with less prominent sniffers have a sex organ which measures just 4.1inches (10.37cm) when fully erect.

'The fact that nose size is related to stretched penile length indicates that penile length may not be determined by age, height or body weight but has already been determined before birth,' the researchers say.

Japanese researchers studied the corpses of 126 middle-aged men within three days of their death.

A host of measurements documented their height, weight, flaccid penile length, penile circumference, right and left testicular weights, and prostate weight.

A scientist was also tasked with laying each cadaver down and pulling the penis up vertically as far as it would go to get a measurement for stretched penile length.

This, researchers say, is an accurate way of replicating a penis' length when erect.

Nose size was also documented by measuring the distance from between a person's eyes to where the nostril starts near the tip of the olfactory organ.

Statistical analysis revealed nose length was correlated to the size of a person's engorged member.


They found men with noses smaller than 1.8 inches had a penis size of up to 4.1 inches.

However, for people with a nose that is 22 per cent bigger and measures 2.2 inches long, their penises were larger, measuring 5.3 inches long.

For people with noses which fall into the middle of this range, the average penis size was 4.5 inches. In Japan, the average penis size is 4.5 inches, according to previous research.


The new study also found, unsurprisingly, a strong link between a penis's flaccid length and its erect length.

However, there was no connection between the size of a man's nose and the length of his penis when soft.

The researchers put this down to variability in how efficient a penis is at swelling, with some people being 'growers' and others noted 'showers'.

In the study, published in Basic and Clinical Andrology, scientists from the Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine did not look at why nose and penis length is linked.

Instead, their observational study only found a connection between the dimensions of the body parts.

'This study is the first to demonstrate the relationship between stretched penile length and nose size but is limited in Japanese male cadavers, and the reason why stretched penile length and nose size are related is still unclear,' the researchers write.

'Therefore, we consider it an interesting subject to pursue from now on.'

However, previous studies have found that an unborn baby's level of exposure to androgens while in their mother's womb can influence penile length.

They also say that androgens — a group of hormones which includes testosterone — has been previously linked to the 2D:4D ratio.

This states that androgen exposure can alter the length of a person's index and ring fingers and therefore the size ration of the two digits.

Previous studies have indicated the 2D:4D ratio and the speculated androgen link can can be used to predict food choices and even a person's sexuality.
 
Nice try, Schlomo. Next you'll be telling me you also don't have lactose intolerance or genetic defects from inbreeding.
 
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Research found men with the biggest noses have a 'stretched penile length' of at least 5.3 inches
I got bad news for you.

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A scientist was also tasked with laying each cadaver down and pulling the penis up vertically as far as it would go to get a measurement for stretched penile length.
Jesus who did that scientist piss off to get that job?
 
:informative:This article is accurate science. My nose and my feet are huge, and I have difficulty walking because my junk gets in the way :heart-empty: :informative:
 
Nice try, Schlomo. Next you'll be telling me you also don't have lactose intolerance or genetic defects from inbreeding.
Just a shabbos goy this time. The surname Pinkstone is one of those rare one that can give a false positive, as it's Anglo Saxon origin from people who came from Pinxton. But who knows, there may be a jew in the shekelvault somewhere.
 
Pinkstone is an anglo last name... strange for a jewish trickster.

Good thing I have a big schnoze
 
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