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Protistology said:
I've never had trouble making male friends.
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That's probably because you don't give off the vibe that you're trying to fuck them.

It's incredibly easy to bond when someone else is telling you about their interests. You probably hit on women and said stupid gay ass nerd shit to them, instead of letting them talk about what they like.

Protistology said:
To argue for the Blackpill.
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can't relate lmao
 
Protistology said:
I do value myself. The problem is everyone hates me and wants me dead for being a virgin. Once I get a girlfriend the hate will stop.


And yet many people in this thread have mentioned that everyone IRL can tell I'm a virgin and hate me for it silently. I'm sure that most people IRL have the same attitude as the people in this thread.
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We don't hate you for being a virgin.

We hate you for being a useless faggot who victimize himself and thinks women are holes.
 
Protistology said:
I see. I reeked of desperation and cringe in high school? lol And I wanted to know what normies mean when they chant "improve personality = get girlfriend". Turns out it means "read books and be social". Yeah, I do that. I've never had trouble making male friends. I even met friends through online apps and we have great conversations about politics and philosophy.


To argue for the Blackpill.
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I'll give you some advice since you really want it. Women love men that complain all the time, the more you whine the more attractive you'll be to women. Tell every woman you meet about the million types of 'cel' that exist or your above average sized penis and that she's a whore so she knows her place, women love a man who treats them like a fleshlight. Make sure you use hookup apps infested with Belarusian hookers and onlyfans promoting thots, that helps as well because that's where you'll find a quality life partner. Also make sure you read books for the sake of saying you read them and not to get culture or for enjoyment, that really gets women going. If none of this works its ok, its not your fault its the fault of women and society.
 
Don't forget that he's met male friends with online apps and even had 3deep5u conversations about politics and philosophy. Women cannot relate to this friendship magic.
 
Protistology said:
Racism is bad. And I'm not making anyone miserable. Everyone is responsible for their own feelings. Don't blame others for how YOU feel and weaken yourself.

I'm just fighting normie lies.
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In your case, nigger isn't a racist slur but a definition of your state of education, upbringing and/or moral values.

Right now you're spreading cynicism and a skewed worldview for some reason. What lies are you fighting against, exactly? And to what end?
 
Protistology said:
Normies: read books and be interesting
Also normies: huu durr u red and talk about thing
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Yes, because reading is something everyone should do. If you are not reading you are garbage. Also saying anything that resembles "I have even talked about politics online in [current year]" makes you sound bizarrely of out of touch, because literally fucking everyone does that too. (Except with men AND women.)

It's like an unspoken activity that people just do.

People are only telling you to do these things because your standards seem to be rock bottom, and no one believes you are making a genuine effort.

Protistology said:
I'm just fighting normie lies.
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LOL IRL OH MY GOD LMAO
 
Protistology said:
The lies in this thread that looks don't matter and "lol watch movies and read books" is the missing puzzle pieces to meet girls.


Ok, so am I making a genuine effort then?
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If you’re not going to post pics then how can anyone possibly advise beyond the obvious “cultivate interests and talk to women like you value their opinions and interests”? We can say anything but you’ll just fall back on “muh looks”.

Edit: I like to discuss politics and philosophy. Most of my friends like to discuss politics and philosophy. Lots of us met our partners that way and we’re not exactly unusual. Try harder.
 
Protistology said:
The lies in this thread that looks don't matter and "lol watch movies and read books" is the missing puzzle pieces to meet girls.
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Nobody with half a brain says that "looks don't matter" but it is just a part of it. Just like having shared hobbies is a part of it and also doesn't guarantee success.

Your jaw does not guarantee long-term success either.
 
Protistology said:
Im just fighting normie lies.
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No, you're fighting yourself. YOU are the reason you can't find a meaningful relationship with a woman. Not the Chads or the Stacy's of the world. There are plenty of nerdy faggots who find, and are happily married to, someone who loves them.

You seem incredibly miserable and you blame your problems on other people and/or advice not panning out. Guess what? The things that work for someone else might not work for you, because you're not them. You're you. Find out what works for YOU.

It's a long, arduous process of trial and error. Took me 18 years of living to sorta figure out and another 5 years to master.

Stop caring about the fact that you're a virgin. Some women eat that shit up if you aren't a creepy homo around them.

Here's a gem for you: Women are like mirrors. They react the same way you approach and talk to them. If you act like a weird faggot, who's self-conscious about being a virgin, they're going to think you're a weird faggot virgin. If you act like a charismatic guy who's comfortable in his own skin and happens to be a virgin (even at 34), they'll be comfortable being your first. Having a monetizable skill helps a lot.

Women NEED to feel safe and comfortable around you for you to even have a sniff of a chance. Most of the time, it won't work out anyway. If you ooze desperation, there's no chance you can achieve those 2 things and your attempt to get laid is dead in the water.

You cannot really fake being comfortable with yourself. You must achieve that somehow. I recommend getting good (or at least serviceable) at something that makes you extremely uncomfortable. The process of repeated failure and ego death will probably make you much more personable, likeable and approachable.

Doing stand-up comedy worked wonders for me. After eating shit probably 50 times on stage, I got comfortable with failure and was willing to go out on a limb to try new things. Fuck the consequences, I've eaten shit with no laughs so many times that I might as well try this new joke. Eventually, I started being funny and getting laughs. Next thing you know, I started getting matches on Tinder. Even a couple comedy groupies at open mics. The first time you fuck anybody, it's not going to be great. Especially if you barely know each other, so get being good at sex out of your head. That requires a long-term relationship to get comfortable with someone and even then, the next girl isn't going to respond to the same things as the old girl

For the love of God, just go out and try something new that scares the shit out of you. Living comfortably is holding you back and not doing you any favors. Stand-up probably isn't the answer for you, but try something you sort of have an interest in. That's all the advice I'm going to give you. Try it or don't. It's your life.

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Ku Klux Fan said:
No, you're fighting yourself. YOU are the reason you can't find a meaningful relationship with a woman. Not the Chads or the Stacy's of the world. There are plenty of nerdy faggots who find, and are happily married to, someone who loves them.

You seem incredibly miserable and you blame your problems on other people and/or advice not panning out. Guess what? The things that work for someone else might not work for you, because you're not them. You're you. Find out what works for YOU.

It's a long, arduous process of trial and error. Took me 18 years of living to sorta figure out and another 5 years to master.

Stop caring about the fact that you're a virgin. Some women eat that shit up if you aren't a creepy homo around them.

Here's a gem for you: Women are like mirrors. They react the same way you approach and talk to them. If you act like a weird faggot, who's self-conscious about being a virgin, they're going to think you're a weird faggot virgin. If you act like a charismatic guy who's comfortable in his own skin and happens to be a virgin (even at 34), they'll be comfortable being your first. Having a monetizable skill helps a lot.

Women NEED to feel safe and comfortable around you for you to even have a sniff of a chance. Most of the time, it won't work out anyway. If you ooze desperation, there's no chance you can achieve those 2 things and your attempt to get laid is dead in the water.

You cannot really fake being comfortable with yourself. You must achieve that somehow. I recommend getting good (or at least serviceable) at something that makes you extremely uncomfortable. The process of repeated failure and ego death will probably make you much more personable, likeable and approachable.

Doing stand-up comedy worked wonders for me. After eating shit probably 50 times on stage, I got comfortable with failure and was willing to go out on a limb to try new things. Fuck the consequences, I've eaten shit with no laughs so many times that I might as well try this new joke. Eventually, I started being funny and getting laughs. Next thing you know, I started getting matches on Tinder. Even a couple comedy groupies at open mics. The first time you fuck anybody, it's not going to be great. Especially if you barely know each other, so get being good at sex out of your head. That requires a long-term relationship to get comfortable with someone and even then, the next girl isn't going to respond to the same things as the old girl

For the love of God, just go out and try something new that scares the shit out of you. Living comfortably is holding you back and not doing you any favors. Stand-up probably isn't the answer for you, but try something you sort of have an interest in. That's all the advice I'm going to give you. Try it or don't. It's your life.

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You're just as dumb as this miserable dumbass you're addressing to, except his compass points to "it's all bullshit nothing matters" and your compass points to "toxic positivity".

He needs help and you need to be knocked down a peg or two before you realize just how little in control of your life you really are.
 
Ku Klux Fan said:
No, you're fighting yourself. YOU are the reason you can't find a meaningful relationship with a woman. Not the Chads or the Stacy's of the world. There are plenty of nerdy faggots who find, and are happily married to, someone who loves them.

You seem incredibly miserable and you blame your problems on other people and/or advice not panning out. Guess what? The things that work for someone else might not work for you, because you're not them. You're you. Find out what works for YOU.

It's a long, arduous process of trial and error. Took me 18 years of living to sorta figure out and another 5 years to master.

Stop caring about the fact that you're a virgin. Some women eat that shit up if you aren't a creepy homo around them.

Here's a gem for you: Women are like mirrors. They react the same way you approach and talk to them. If you act like a weird faggot, who's self-conscious about being a virgin, they're going to think you're a weird faggot virgin. If you act like a charismatic guy who's comfortable in his own skin and happens to be a virgin (even at 34), they'll be comfortable being your first. Having a monetizable skill helps a lot.

Women NEED to feel safe and comfortable around you for you to even have a sniff of a chance. Most of the time, it won't work out anyway. If you ooze desperation, there's no chance you can achieve those 2 things and your attempt to get laid is dead in the water.

You cannot really fake being comfortable with yourself. You must achieve that somehow. I recommend getting good (or at least serviceable) at something that makes you extremely uncomfortable. The process of repeated failure and ego death will probably make you much more personable, likeable and approachable.

Doing stand-up comedy worked wonders for me. After eating shit probably 50 times on stage, I got comfortable with failure and was willing to go out on a limb to try new things. Fuck the consequences, I've eaten shit with no laughs so many times that I might as well try this new joke. Eventually, I started being funny and getting laughs. Next thing you know, I started getting matches on Tinder. Even a couple comedy groupies at open mics. The first time you fuck anybody, it's not going to be great. Especially if you barely know each other, so get being good at sex out of your head. That requires a long-term relationship to get comfortable with someone and even then, the next girl isn't going to respond to the same things as the old girl

For the love of God, just go out and try something new that scares the shit out of you. Living comfortably is holding you back and not doing you any favors. Stand-up probably isn't the answer for you, but try something you sort of have an interest in. That's all the advice I'm going to give you. Try it or don't. It's your life.

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You actually said all these words. All this reminds me of is the final scene of The Ring when her son tells her YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HELP HER!

You're not supposed to help incels. You're supposed to mock them and, if possible, kill them, and kick them into the well. They are not worth saving.
 
AnOminous said:
You actually said all these words. All this reminds me of is the final scene of The Ring when her son tells her YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HELP HER!

You're not supposed to help incels. You're supposed to mock them and, if possible, kill them, and kick them into the well. They are not worth saving.
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I'm all for throwing a life preserver out for them. It's up to them to swim over and grab onto it.
The ones who want to be helped will help themselves, the rest are content to immerse themselves deeper in their own misery and deserve their fate.
 
AnOminous said:
You're not supposed to help incels. You're supposed to mock them and, if possible, kill them, and kick them into the well. They are not worth saving.
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Beat me to it.

For real @Protistology, it's time to rope. You're a 34 year old virgin, for fuck's sake.

Everyone else your age has got it figured out and here you are, stuck at the starting line. You all had the same amount of time to figure stuff out. What the fuck is wrong with you that this is all you have to show for the best years of your life? You're not getting your twenties back. You're not getting your early thirties back. They're fucking gone forever. There's no do-overs.

Remember little Suzy from 1st grade? She's a mom now. In the same amount of time that you had, she's managed to find a guy to start a family with, and now her kid is in 1st grade. And she's not the only one, right? A lot of those old friends of yours seem to be legit mothers and fathers now. God damn, time flies, huh? Feels like just yesterday you were all in class listening to the grown-up teacher drone on about nonsense. Now all of the kids are starting to have kids of their own, and worry about grown-up shit like mortgages and paying school tuition and bills and stuff. Well, they are, anyway. Meanwhile here you are, yet to touch a boob.

Remember Chaz 'the spaz' from 3rd grade? The guy everybody thought was a fucking clown and was constantly annoying? Yeah, he's the same age you are, and at 34 he has a multi-million dollar portfolio of real estate investments. He was never too lucky with the chicks either. But he spent his alone time over the last couple of decades doing productive shit, and now he can literally retire any second he wants. (Turns out you can amass a lot of money really easy when you don't have to spend it on chicks or kids.) Meanwhile here you are, arguing with a bunch of faggots on a shitposting forum. Arguing in the affirmative that you're a hopeless loser.

Remember that troubled kid, Dominic, from high school? He'd cut class all the time and everyone was sure he'd wind up a loser. And everyone was right: once he was out of high school he went off the deep end. Alcohol and hard drugs. He was even on the streets for a bit before a near-OD finally knocked some sense into him. He's still putting the pieces of his life back together to this day. But you know what? He's already got a more interesting personality than you do. His terrible life experiences are a story he can now wield to relate and empathize with others. Meanwhile, you spent those same years hidden away from the world and devoid of human connection. You both ended up just as handicapped at the game of life: but at least his story is interesting in that stuff actually fucking happened in it.

It's over, man. It's over, and it's not going to get better. Nobody expects anything from you, and there's no virtue in suffering for suffering's sake. What are you waiting for?
 
Incels, a quick recommendation, join the army or chairforce. Work in logistics or some crap like that so you're a vet and can at least get sympathy pussy. But we all know you won't because you can't stop being death fat NEETs stuck in mommy's basement.
 
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