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In case anyone ever wondered why he put the latest tipper on the stream, this is the reason. He got like 15 bucks from retarrrrs that wanted to have their name displayed.
This baits the lower spenders into donating to have their name displayed, but they can get kicked out at any point, which requires them to throw another dollar at his can.
He IS learning something from all the gacha he plays
 
"If it took me forever to beat the game, I wouldn't care"

Looks like Pokemon Snap is getting a wagequit, being relegated to a "random appearance" to chill.
 
Phil doesn't understand why people compare his life to an anime. It's over the top and inaccurate.

I guess it makes more sense to compare it to a Bible parable?
Like Phil repeatedly has to emphasize his victimhood?
 
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Tuned in right at the end and he's recapped his schedule 3 times in the space of 5 minutes :story:
Tomorrow is uhhhh the return of Neir Replicant....

"I'm trying to make a living here" - Man who wants 120k$+ a year while streaming vidya 4h a day
He just wants to coast on his super spendy lifestyle. If anyone challenges that he gets pissy and his eyes pop out.
 
Phil can't blame New Pokemon Snap for low donations or the children watching will cry; here's what he lists off instead:​
Resident Evil 8 isn't out yet, it's the big weekend game, no day off this weekend, it's probably going to be 3 straight streams of a huge release that's SURE to bring in the money! "or"​
Twitch's fault! I can't get mah subs and cheers anymore; guess I'm going to have to go to YouTube, if the tips keep going slooooooooowwwwwwww​
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I have to admit, part of me feels bad for Phil whenever his whales don't fork over the goods. If there's ever a time where his stream isn't pulling in the money he wants, he genuinely has no idea as to what he's doing wrong, what he could do differently, and what to improve upon. He just shakes the whip harder, it's the only solution he knows after being carried by whales the past couple of years.
Of course, there's years upon years of criticism he's ignored if not outright banned, but it's just so pathetic to see, like a rat drowning in your swimming pool. Sure, Phil is an awful streamer, but his fanbase is so fucking weird that it's extremely difficult for us or Phil to accurately guess at what they want and why they pay Phil, most of the time they just swing in for 5 minutes out of a 2 hour stream and then just fucking leave. It's bizarre.
Phil has put himself in a position where he has a cash flow he expects, but if anything, and I mean anything happens to disrupt said flow, he starts floundering and panicking. Begging like this after getting a $1000 VERY RECENTLY can only be explained by "he's suffering from a withdrawal." The poor addict.
 
Imagine how Phil's mom would feel seeing him in this state, after that conversation in Connecticut about how streaming isn't gonna last forever and he needs to have a plan B to move on to once it stops working. This is the closest we're getting to it no longer being viable for him and he's choosing to stick his head in the sand and be stubborn as always.
 
He's going to be hitting the sauce pretty hard tonight. Get ready for a pathetic "woe is me" pity party on Twitter in a few hours.
 
I have to admit, part of me feels bad for Phil whenever his whales don't fork over the goods. If there's ever a time where his stream isn't pulling in the money he wants, he genuinely has no idea as to what he's doing wrong, what he could do differently, and what to improve upon. He just shakes the whip harder, it's the only solution he knows after being carried by whales the past couple of years.
Of course, there's years upon years of criticism he's ignored if not outright banned, but it's just so pathetic to see, like a rat drowning in your swimming pool. Sure, Phil is an awful streamer, but his fanbase is so fucking weird that it's extremely difficult for us or Phil to accurately guess at what they want and why they pay Phil, most of the time they just swing in for 5 minutes out of a 2 hour stream and then just fucking leave. It's bizarre.
Phil has put himself in a position where he has a cash flow he expects, but if anything, and I mean anything happens to disrupt said flow, he starts floundering and panicking. Begging like this after getting a $1000 VERY RECENTLY can only be explained by "he's suffering from a withdrawal." The poor addict.
This is what a lifetime of coddling does to someone. His parents probably told him he was never wrong. He genuinely thinks he is owed all this in his life and when it doesn't go his way he becomes a child again.

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He's going to be hitting the sauce pretty hard tonight. Get ready for a pathetic "woe is me" pity party on Twitter in a few hours.
Nice picture, by the way, jerma985 is amazing, Also I will bet all my chips on what you said. I imagine we will also get a story of how Jasper ruined his night, or morning because he just has to trash his cat.


Edit: How do you insert quotes into posts? I am failing to figure out how to do so.
 
Btw who the fuck wanted him to play this shit game? I guess dsp just saw "pokemon", "walking simulator", "easy to play". He should just stick to his forte, fighting games. Make it a goal, he go back to dragonball/sf5/marvel.


Its not complicated.
 
He's going to be hitting the sauce pretty hard tonight. Get ready for a pathetic "woe is me" pity party on Twitter in a few hours.
He started the stream late, opened up by spilling water all over like the moron he is, had trouble reading basic tip messages that actually made sense, weren't lowkey jabs at him and had proper grammar, couldn't even write the donator names properly.
He's drunk already.
 
I look at his audience and it's just disappointing. LTG just did a stream where fans sent pictures to LTG for him to "examine them," and ngl, some of them are pretty clean. Some of them look like normal people you'd see in the world. I don't get that vibe from DSP fans. I get social outcast vibes from them. It really does seem like DSP rarely appeals to normal people. It seems more like he tricks them into thinking there really is a movement against him and that puts himself in a situation in which his fans can identify with. And then you introduce power to some of them with modship, and then people like Swagginz and Timbo will lick his feet to the world's end. It's just sad to see, really.
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I always imagine picrel is what authentic DSP fans in 2021 look like
 
His complete fear of YouTube is hilarious. Guy would sink his fucking ship before doing the pretty logical switch...but dude will stall tell he’s near the bottom of the ocean and then try to stop from drowning. Business degree BTW......

Tuned in right at the end and he's recapped his schedule 3 times in the space of 5 minutes :story:
That was ALMOST sad to watch. Chat was getting that audio schedule live and desperate.
 
His complete fear of YouTube is hilarious. Guy would sink his fucking ship before doing the pretty logical switch...but dude will stall tell he’s near the bottom of the ocean and then try to stop from drowning. Business degree BTW......
I think his aversion to Youtube is somewhat justified.
The algorithm will fucking destroy him because detractor videos get more views in a shorter span compared to the shitstream of spam he uploads daily.
I'd imagine if you search for "DSP stream" while he's "working" you'll get a restreamer or two at the top of the search results.
 

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