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Uh oh, Danganrompa is on the chopping block now, and fucking Divinity 2 while we're at it why the fuck not.
I hope a viewers choice is a patreon reward just so he can wagequit that when khantributions are slow.
 
That beg segment was disgusting lmaooo. He begged to the 10 people on Youtube for 10 mins. Turned Youtube mode off and begged extra hard for another 6 mins until a whale delivered $14 and he immediately clocked out with no vest or glasses reward fulfilled on his end. Lmaooooooo
 
he had time to talk in circles about his schedule and random shit but once the idiot tipped for the vest he suddenly had to go, lmao
 
YokuNama said:
That beg segment was disgusting lmaooo. He begged to the 10 people on Youtube for 10 mins. Turned Youtube mode off and begged extra hard for another 6 mins until a whale delivered $14 and he immediately clocked out. Lmaooooooo
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He has zero dignity. He spent 10 minutes denigrating himself on camera for a measely $14. Also, convenient how the YouTube audience will never know he got another $14.

Edit: PigRoach immediately slithers to his computer to continue begging on Twitter. https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1389077043829121024?s=20

See above comment about dignity.
 
That begging segment was extra pathetic tonight. He said that it is ridiculous that people who used to cheer and subscribe can’t just tip. He also took Danganronpa hostage and put a gun to its head. Hit the tips goal, or the adorable little Japanese game gets it.
 
He was just saying that without Pastryarchy, he would have made '.... what? $30 in 2 hours - pff... *leg slap*'

He seemed to catch himself there when he realized what he called attention to - the fact that he expects to receive a $100/hour wage for his night streams, and that $15/hour, more than what many of his fans probably make, is far beneath his time. To play a video game.

Phil also said that he used to be able to play Patron's choice games without worry because he was making comfortable money through cheers and subs that he could afford it if they came in a little lighter on tips.
This is a level of retconning and gaslighting that I don't think any amount of pignosis would sell. He would scream extra hard if Patron's choice games were not hitting tips goals, and insult the people that picked them for not considering his regular stream income and not stepping up to make sure the playthrough didn't lag in tips. Now we're supposed to believe that never happened, he was always comfortable, and he never once had a complete meltdown over a Patron's choice game being slow. Okay Phil.
 
lol even chilling his ye-old Teespring store now. Piggy be desperate!
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil also said that he used to be able to play Patron's choice games without worry because he was making comfortable money through cheers and subs that he could afford it if they came in a little lighter on tips.
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This also completely ignores the fact that it was Patron's choice...meaning that he got paid ahead of time. He's just straight-up verbalizing the fact that he expects to double, triple, or quadruple dip on playing video games.
 
kebab4you said:
lol even chilling his ye-old Teespring store now. Piggy be desperate!
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He just said on Friday, I believe, that he doesn't mention his merch anymore because he 'doesn't like shilling product'.
This is after shilling that product for years.
And now he's back to shilling a product.

Once again, Phil picks an absolutely retarded thing to grandstand about and immediately has to double back on it.

But I'll again point out as he suggested Patreon and Teespring tonight as a means to help - that doesn't work because he doesn't count them towards the tips goal. Those are passive incomes that he doesn't acknowledge and tries to hide so that he can make extra bank while begging for tips. If I dropped $50 on Patreon tonight, he would have still been bitching about not hitting the tips goal on stream, just like when he had a 'slow night' with $60 in tips while there was $300 in cheers on the board. Getting the boot from Twitch has hurt him in one tangible way - he now has fewer ways to obscure his income.
 
He still thinks the game he's playing actually has an impact on the money he gets?

Nobody cares about his gameplay. Not the trolls, nor the whales. Only Derich and KingMichael, the actual retards.

People watch this guy for the disaster that is his life, and whales often exist as a sort of pushback to what they perceive as an unfair treatment that Phil has received; likely relating to their own personal experiences with being autistic feebs who resented their ability to fit in.

Keep your head up, fuck the trolls, you don't deserve this Phil! This is what I see attached to almost all the money he gets. Never, "Amazing gameplay, great strategy!" etc.

He only exists because he's a joke.
 
Is the pity bucks finally running dry???

he had over 500 consecutive views on both streams an couldnt hit a goal with a day 1 Pokemon game.....

This arc will conclude with a salt mine that even we will not be prepared for.
Step it up paypiggies,
 
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