Your Favorite Conspiracy Theories - The more batshit, the better.

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MARS NUKES.
 
Kurt wrote Courtney's songs, iust like billy corgan did after Kurt. Speaking as someone with knowledge of the drug world and the effects of heroin, there's no way even with tolerance that he's thinking suicide. Or he's nodded the fuck so he's not thinking at all.

Look into Courtney's recent hijinks and see if they seem familiar.

COURTNEY DID IT.
 
The 8 Of Spades said:
Kurt wrote Courtney's songs, iust like billy corgan did after Kurt. Speaking as someone with knowledge of the drug world and the effects of heroin, there's no way even with tolerance that he's thinking suicide. Or he's nodded the fuck so he's not thinking at all.

Look into Courtney's recent hijinks and see if they seem familiar.

COURTNEY DID IT.
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El Duce said the same.
 
Chaos Theorist said:
9/11 was a inside job. the cia knew.
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Not only did they know, they had numerous credible reports of flight simulator time being booked by middle-eastern men, alongside multiple reports of planes being planned for use as flying bombs.
The head of the FBI publicly threatened (in a press conference no less) to fire any agent bringing him more reports of highjack-and-crash plans in mid-late 2000.
In the aftermath, all air travel was locked down, except for private flights getting members of the Bin Laden family the fuck out of Dodge.
Now take a look at the shit that Michael Moore's 'Fahrenheit 9/11' went through on the way to release, where numerous high-level Jews tried desperately to suppress it despite it testing through the roof.
Israel wanted 9/11 so the US would get hands-on in the Middle-East. Despite the fact that Israel is rightfully loathed by most of the region, look at the conflict since then. Israel has been able to attack its neighbors with impunity, and remains inviolate itself, even through the Arab Spring and the rise of Daesh.
If it walks like a duck...
 
My favorite are probably the no plane 911 theories. And then their little step by step videos of how they pulled it off were oddly fascinating in their autism.
 
_ The nukes on nipland weren't real.
_ WW2 was a big hoax.
_ America isn't real.
Absolute madness, everyone knows that they are real, except the Shoa.
 
Recently I came across this one dude explaining a theory called Crater Earth. It's apparently about how the Earth is actually far bigger than we what currently think it is.
 
Random conspiracy theory I just came up with:
You know how liquids are banned in flights and people constantly get in trouble for bringing water bottles with them? I think they aren't banned for security, but so they are forced to buy their shit again at the duty free stores or they stay thirsty for their entire flight. Airport companies lobbied the government to ban liquids because the people who rebuy their water bottles for like 10$ are the main source of income for duty free shops. Maybe someone else thought of this previously idk
 
Untrue and Dishonest said:
Random conspiracy theory I just came up with:
You know how liquids are banned in flights and people constantly get in trouble for bringing water bottles with them? I think they aren't banned for security, but so they are forced to buy their shit again at the duty free stores or they stay thirsty for their entire flight. Airport companies lobbied the government to ban liquids because the people who rebuy their water bottles for like 10$ are the main source of income for duty free shops. Maybe someone else thought of this previously idk
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That's not a conspiracy that's just the way they rip you off even more so then they do already
 
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Nuclear energy denial. In short, nuclear weapons and nuclear energy aren't real. And the hoax is used by da Joos/the government for various reasons. Including societal control or to embezzle money. What I want to know is how "they" keep the thousands of people that are involved in nuclear energy development quiet about this.
 
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Devyn said:
That Mike Tyson has always really just been an entertainer, that many/most of his fights (and boxing matches in general) were fixed, and he's essentially no different from any WWE wrestler:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SP2evEJ75t4
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If that's true I want to see one of these idiots walk up to Mike Tyson and tell him this. Just because I want to see something even more satisfying then when Moon landing denialist Bart Sibrel walked up to Buzz Aldrin with his bullshit.

 
AnOminous said:
If that's true I want to see one of these idiots walk up to Mike Tyson and tell him this. Just because I want to see something even more satisfying then when Moon landing denialist Bart Sibrel walked up to Buzz Aldrin with his bullshit.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yrtye8nhC30
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Yeah, that Tyson video is full of shit. I don't have enough autism to break the video down bit by bit, but suffice it to say, Tyson did have some opponents who were scared shitless and went down at the earliest opportunity (Bruce Seldon probably the most famous/obvious of them). And fighters with a future or comebacking fighters (George Foreman, since he was mentioned in the video) will line up some stiffs to pad their record, or work off the rust. Yeah, boxing has and does alot of shady shit, but this isn't one of them, lol.
 
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