🦊 Furry My Little Brony II: The Cloppening

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Jewelsmakerguy said:
So he hates Barney, yet gives ponies a pass.

Is it because they aren't purple T-Rexes? Or has he forgotten that two of the main characters are fucking purple?
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Nononono that's the thing, he hates ponies too, because it reminds him of barney.
Apparently he was in special ed school and retards watched barney on TV, so the show triggers him, and MLP triggers him because it reminds him of it.

Thus he lurks 4chan and for any thread that a single reference to pony outside of /mlp/, he'll be there and post his "bronies, this is your mindset" picture and say "die fucking barneyfag" or post his song. He even has a rss feed to spot them.

How often? THIS OFTEN. And /pol/ is not even in there. He's been doing it for over 3 years despite everyone telling him it's useless. I don't even lurk /v/ or /pol/ that much and I still encountered him.

So yeah, turbo autism.
 
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Justlurkin said:
Nononono that's the thing, he hates ponies too, because it reminds him of barney.
Apparently he was in special ed school and retards watched barney on TV, so the show triggers him, and MLP triggers it because the proximity.

Thus he lurks 4chan and for ANY thread that a single reference to pony outside of /mlp/, he'll be there and post his "bronies, this is your mindset" picture and say "die fucking barneyfag" or post his song. He even has a rss feed to spot them.

How often? THIS OFTEN. And /pol/ is not even in there. He's been doing it for over 3 years despite everyone telling him it's useless. I don't even lurk /v/ or /pol/ that much and I still encountered him.

So yeah, turbo autism.
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And yet, here he is. Why?
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
So he hates Barney, yet gives ponies a pass.
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No, actually most of what he does is sperg in response to ponies. He not only obsessively looks through all these boards for any remotely pony-related post and then spergs at it, but he even has rss feeds set up to notify him of pony-related posts so he can go sperg about them immediately.

He uses at least text strings for this, and I think md5 hashes as well for images, plus he obsessively watches MLP and recognizes even obscure images from the show without ponies in them, including ones that don't even have the show's recognizable art style because they're not animated, but for some reason there were a few frames of live action.

I saw him on /co/ or /v/ do this, but I can't find the thread at the moment. It was a bit with a rubber chicken in some OP, and he got the janitor to delete the image. This was actually pretty impressive.

Basically, his main activities revolve around ponies, but he responds to them by posting Barney, because reasons.

Sometimes, he'll compare the shows.

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(From the archive of his shitposts that he uploaded once.)
 
AnOminous said:
No, actually most of what he does is sperg about ponies. He not only obsessively looks through all these boards for any remotely pony-related post and then spergs at it, but he even has rss feeds set up to notify him of pony-related posts so he can go sperg about them immediately.

He uses at least text strings for this, and I think md5 hashes as well for images, plus he obsessively watches MLP and recognizes even obscure images from the show without ponies in them, including ones that don't even have the show's recognizable art style because they're not animated, but for some reason there were a few frames of live action.

I saw him on /co/ or /v/ do this, but I can't find the thread at the moment. It was a bit with a rubber chicken in some OP, and he got the janitor to delete the image. This was actually pretty impressive.

Basically, his main activities revolve around ponies, but he responds to them by posting Barney, because reasons.

Sometimes, he'll compare the shows.

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(From the archive of his shitposts that he uploaded once.)
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Spergs about horses and obsessively looks for anything related to it despite hating? That sort of autism would be on the same level as the bronies that love the show. Considering the response he makes, one would ask if he thinks two unrelated shows are the same but that sort of thing may as well be reserved for the thread related to him rather than for the thread related to adults sperging over rainbow horses.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
And yet, here he is. Why?
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Hell if we know.

It could be the world's most dedicated troll but ponies trolls 4chan more than the shit he does and he often hunt down stealth pony stuff. Most board are aware of his stupidity by now.
Also he's canadian IIRC.

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Edit: Just noticed there's already a thread about him. Dunno if they saw that recap there
 
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Justlurkin said:
Hell if we know.

It could be the world's most dedicated troll but ponies trolls 4chan more than the shit he does and he often hunt down stealth pony stuff. Most board are aware of his stupidity by now.
Also he's canadian IIRC.

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Edit: Just noticed there's already a thread about him. Dunno if they saw that recap there
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Well that cinches it. Time to lose my faith in humanity for the 100th time.

Also, is there a reason why we haven't banned the guy yet?
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
Well that cinches it. Time to lose my faith in humanity for the 100th time.

Also, is there a reason why we haven't banned the guy yet?
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He's making a fool of himself on his own thread. Let him be, even if he'll spout the same stupid fact about his life.
 
Guys, lets count how many lolcows showed up on both Bronycon and that con in Germany!
 
AnOminous said:
No, actually most of what he does is sperg in response to ponies. He not only obsessively looks through all these boards for any remotely pony-related post and then spergs at it, but he even has rss feeds set up to notify him of pony-related posts so he can go sperg about them immediately.

He uses at least text strings for this, and I think md5 hashes as well for images, plus he obsessively watches MLP and recognizes even obscure images from the show without ponies in them, including ones that don't even have the show's recognizable art style because they're not animated, but for some reason there were a few frames of live action.

I saw him on /co/ or /v/ do this, but I can't find the thread at the moment. It was a bit with a rubber chicken in some OP, and he got the janitor to delete the image. This was actually pretty impressive.

Basically, his main activities revolve around ponies, but he responds to them by posting Barney, because reasons.

Sometimes, he'll compare the shows.

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(From the archive of his shitposts that he uploaded once.)
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How is Discord a harmless villain? Didn't he almost destroy the order of the world and make everyone go crazy in his first appearance? [/sperg]
 
Meowthkip said:
I felt the need to comment on this because comparing both shows because they have classical trickster archetype characters is fucking stupid as hell.
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Pretty much every show that has some trickster villain would no doubt use archetypes. To say Barney and MLP are the same thing outside the context of just being a kids show is stupid as hell.

Bugaboo said:
How is Discord a harmless villain? Didn't he almost destroy the order of the world and make everyone go crazy in his first appearance? [/sperg]
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Because he wants to have fun? In all honesty, how is he similar to some villain from Barney? The former makes things go crazy and the latter, I don't know what the latter does but one can assume he makes kids cry.

Now, to stay on topic of bronies: cringy looking ad.
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the fedora thing makes me think that's a troll post. Hard to tell with horsefuckers.
 
Bugaboo said:
How is Discord a harmless villain? Didn't he almost destroy the order of the world and make everyone go crazy in his first appearance? [/sperg]
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Whoever made that is probably looking at him through the lens of the Geek Social Fallacies. Ostracizing anyone, for any reason is more evil than anything that person could do to warrant it. End the world? No big deal, pencils have erasers for a reason. Show disdain for someone who is treacherous, untrustworthy and apocalyptic? YOUR'E DA 1 DATS' EBIL!!1!
 
c-no said:
Now, to stay on topic of bronies: cringy looking ad.
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Wait, whaa?!? What exactly is this? A trap of some sort?!?

Twin mares just happen to be in town for BronyCon and are looking for a "lucky stallion to join our rodeo." They did what any sane pony would do and took their request to craigslist.
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The plot thickens... Kinda... So it's two females? Brony females or horses?Looking for a warm bed/penis?!?

I personally spoke with the two and they assured me they have not yet found the right "gentlesir" to inflame their "spaghetti passions."
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What the?! Now Im even more confused. What the hell is this?

Basically, if I would answer the ad and invite them over, what would I see when the doorbell rings and I open?

A: Two females MLP fan girls.
B: Brony guy with two MLP plushies.
C: Two bronies dressed up in full MLP fur suit/costume.
D: Two real, live ponies, and the deviant that owns them.
 
Ruin said:
the fedora thing makes me think that's a troll post. Hard to tell with horsefuckers.
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Troll post or not, there are bronies that would no doubt have a strategically placed hole for their horse plushy when they need to get a "special hug".

Fapcup said:
Wait, whaa?!? What exactly is this? A trap of some sort?!?



The plot thickens... Kinda... So it's two females? Brony females or horses?Looking for a warm bed/penis?!?



What the?! Now Im even more confused. What the hell is this?

Basically, if I would answer the ad and invite them over, what would I see when the doorbell rings and I open?

A: Two females MLP fan girls.
B: Brony guy with two MLP plushies.
C: Two bronies dressed up in full MLP fur suit/costume.
D: Two real, live ponies, and the deviant that owns them.
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Most likely B. Whether or not it is a joke, it can backfire when considering you have bronies such as Jin who has special relations with his horse plushie. If it is a trap, it may as well try and get a number of how many bronies literally came to spend a night with two plushies.
 
I hope anyone that spergs out about pony lore or why 'people don't understand _______'s character properly' in this thread gets burned in a carpet fire
 
For today's Equestria Daily stupidity
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/08/cosplay-compilation-59-manly.html

Brony fashion horrors

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The manliest header image ever. This is apparently a thing that happened at BronyCon. Consider me impressed.
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And I thought the multihair colored look could not get any more stupider. Nice going outdoing the SJWs.

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edit: Feel like losing your faith in humanity again. There were over 9,000 attendees at this year's bronycon http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/08/bronycons-final-numbers-10011-attendees.html
 
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