🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

Advice from the guy banned from both Uber and Lyft for creeping on female drivers.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Not saying this is what happened, but if you commented negatively on any of his posts he may have blocked you.

No, I've no intention of neghole pozzing this freak. The profile is all back for me now, don't know what happened. My wifi is being a shit so maybe just didn't load fully.

 

[lamp shade]

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Advice from the guy banned from both Uber and Lyft for creeping on female drivers.

It is so strange that he’s so anti drinking while being so pro fuck hookers. I know I should just not even try to understand what is wrong with Russell, so I’ll just end my comment here.

 

[Kosher Salt]

LOL bullshit. I typed in "dancer" on Fiverr, there were plenty of Latina women. There were also black women and if Russ wasn't so culturally ignorant to put references to saunas and enchiladas in a song about a Dominican, he'd know that many Dominicans have a significant amount of black admixture. Maybe they all wanted $$$$ instead of $$$ or something? Or he just settled for the first one who responded? Who knows.

Or they listened to it and found it offensive enough that they told him to go fuck himself.

It was tried and failed when he was a child. All it would have done is hold his lips shut.

Paralysis isn't the only thing preventing Russ from keeping his mouth shut. It'd take a personality transplant to really fix the damage in his head.

Thanks for the inspiration!

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I don't expect that post to stay up for very long.

 

[Pill Cosby]

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Advice from the guy banned from both Uber and Lyft for creeping on female drivers.

I would love to see drunk Russel Greer. I bet he would be the life and soul of a party

 

[Tookie]

5 seconds in and the stock "like and subscribe" animation is in a foreign language.

This is gonna be good.

The buttons are in Indonesian for some reason. Combined with the typos and clip art videos, I think it is a reasonable assumption he farmed out editing to an Indonesian from Fiverr.

So her profile says she is "from Russia" and she went to college in Bulgaria, having graduated in 2016. Also interesting that she lists being a native/fluent Russian and English speaker, and conversational in Bulgarian.

It must be Bulgaria. The climate and that ruined building are definitely in the Black Sea region. I thought it was filmed in Turkey the first time I saw it.

 

[Toasty]

I would love to see drunk Russel Greer. I bet he would be the life and soul of a party

He whines and cries about his plights, gets handsy, can't speak properly and shambles like a crab when walking, not to mention breaking out his "dance moves" at odd moments when sober. I imagine drunk Russ would just be even more Russ like. Super Russ.

 

[Jack Awful]

The buttons are in Indonesian for some reason. Combined with the typos and clip art videos, I think it is a reasonable assumption he farmed out editing to an Indonesian from Fiverr.

The man is declaring his love to someone and he can't even pay more than $5.

Shameful.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This song is really about loving yourself.

And by that I mean masturbation.

 

[Kruger]

Meanwhile, things Russ hasn't learned include:

- DON'T BE CREEPILY POSSESSIVE OF/MANIPULATIVE TOWARDS WOMEN YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE

Excuse me sir. Russ isn't possessive. He is sexual like anyone else but not in a disgusting way like everyone else. In fact he is respectful

 

[Dickens Cider]

If this song was played at a party I would not have sex with it.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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YouTube Link

yt1s.com - Russell Greer feat Gabriel Kitzman Yo Yovanna Official Music Video_1080p.mp4

Asking out of curiosity, has anyone reached out to this girl and warned her to take care of herself and be careful? There’s been a lot of legal issues with Russ and women and iirc isn’t he in probation rn for stalking, harassing and threatening a woman? It’s been a hot minute since I’ve gotten into Russ lore (it’s just ssdd with this creep) but I’m a little worried for the girls he goes after.

no trolling plans, no trying to get anyone to do anything, not gonna contact anyone, just curious if anyone knows if anyone has warned this poor girl.

 

[RussianParasite]

Asking out of curiosity, has anyone reached out to this girl and warned her to take care of herself and be careful? There’s been a lot of legal issues with Russ and women and iirc isn’t he in probation rn for stalking, harassing and threatening a woman? It’s been a hot minute since I’ve gotten into Russ lore (it’s just ssdd with this creep) but I’m a little worried for the girls he goes after.

no trolling plans, no trying to get anyone to do anything, not gonna contact anyone, just curious if anyone knows if anyone has warned this poor girl.

Russell is zero threat to this woman based on a quick Google search (plenty of money, lives nowhere near him, etc). Her dms, on the other hand, are another story.

I’m just happy that there is an impending chimp out on the horizon after this falls flat and he is relentlessly mocked again.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Yo, Yovana
Teeth are like a piranha
I wanna swim in you
Your pussy's on the menu

 

[Amewsed]

Russ: Posts video for WAP

"This song is about the beauty of abstinence and saving yourself for the right person"

 

[Easy Peasy]

Shes probably already well aware of how creepy russ is from the whole casting process. Hopefully shes just blocked him and carried on with her life. Not our concern

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I’m just happy that there is an impending chimp out on the horizon after this falls flat and he is relentlessly mocked again.

The chimp out from this is gonna be great. All the comments on his not removed reddit posts are negative. I can't wait to see who Russ blames for this flop, my bet is on Svetlana.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Russell is zero threat to this woman based on a quick Google search (plenty of money, lives nowhere near him, etc). Her dms, on the other hand, are another story.

I’m just happy that there is an impending chimp out on the horizon after this falls flat and he is relentlessly mocked again.

I’m more worried about the time suck and emotional investment of being sued and harassed. That absolutely does take a toll and is probably stressful as hell. We know he’ll never win, but when you have to pay for an attorney or the fees to file paperwork it can probably fuck with you. Didn't the girl he harassed that got him trouble actually try to befriend him and feel bad for him? Russ isn’t a danger bc he’s mobile and agile, or some 5d chess master villain, he’s a snake in the grass. He pretends he’s sleeping to lull people into stepping on him so he can lash out and bite like a nasty tempered chihuahua.

 

[Spawn]

Best comment so far

I try man i try

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I would love to see drunk Russel Greer. I bet he would be the life and soul of a party

I think if Russ were to get drunk you'd be able to talk him into doing anything. If that's so, I would egg him on to jump down an entire flight of stairs.

Another part of me thinks he'd be the "beer muscles" type, and he'd get his ass beat by a Chad or Stacey.