The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Anstiv]

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[CharlesBarkley]

Easiest way to get out of jury duty for criminal trials is have a criminal record

"Judge, I can't be on this jury. I legit thought the new Ghost Busters movie was really good. I am not mentally capable."

 

[DumbDude42]

Easiest way to get out of jury duty for criminal trials is have a criminal record

getting a criminal record is a lot harder than just being racist at the jury audition
"mister judge i really hate them niggers, can't wait to send this one to the chair!"
that'll get you kicked out of jury duty at the speed of light

 

[Ashford Lawrence]

"Your honor, I browse Kiwifarms"

"A what? You work on a farm?"

"No it's a wesbite where we mock retards and fat people, you see, let me show you this guy named Chris..."

Telling the defense that you spend your free time mocking retards actually is a really good way to get out if Jury duty.

Don't tell the prosecution that though

 

[Null]

I've reset the poll for the last mile. Place your bets ladies and gunts.

 

[draggs]

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Nigga if you only knew how bad it really is sheeeeit bruh

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

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The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[Top Skink]

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[The Last Stand]

"Your honor, I browse Kiwifarms"

"A what? You work on a farm?"

"No it's a wesbite where we mock retards and fat people, you see, let me show you this guy named Chris..."

Good luck finding employment as well.

 

[Merry]

I've reset the poll for the last mile. Place your bets ladies and gunts.

Can we get a 2021 riot thread either way the trial goes? The 2020 thread is gigantic at this point and we'll have more riots regardless of the outcome of this trial.

 

[Salubrious]

getting a criminal record is a lot harder than just being racist at the jury audition
"mister judge i really hate them niggers, can't wait to send this one to the chair!"
that'll get you kicked out of jury duty at the speed of light

I think there are laws in place that punish you for intentionally trying to get out of jury duty like that.

 

[Loosey Goosey]

Null sold our data for a 6 inch subway sandwich and death squads are currently en route to all our houses.

It was a subway sandwich that had banana peppers on it, it was worth it

They're gonna put in a Subway at Fenty Floyd Square that only serves banana mayo samiches and syrup samiches

 

[Big Floyd]

I've reset the poll for the last mile. Place your bets ladies and gunts.

where's the option for the jury returning a notepad saying only I CANT SNEED on it?

 

[draggs]

getting a criminal record is a lot harder than just being racist at the jury audition
"mister judge i really hate them niggers, can't wait to send this one to the chair!"
that'll get you kicked out of jury duty at the speed of light

Nah these days you gotta be more subtle than that, you try that and the judge yells at you and threatens you with contempt. Everybody is on to the "say you're big chungus rayciss to get out of jury duty" game

 

[Salubrious]

I've reset the poll for the last mile. Place your bets ladies and gunts.

I need a "Guilty of Manslaughter, Innocent of Murder" option please.

 

[Null]

where's the option for the jury returning a notepad saying only I CANT SNEED on it?

That'd be Not Guilty

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

I WANT TO BELIEVE SNEED

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

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"THE POWER OF JESSSSUS COMPELS YOU TO STOP BREATHING"

Edit : OHAI NULL

 

[Ruin]

That'd be Not Guilty

Make an "idk I can't sneed" poll option.

 

[The Last Stand]

That'd be Not Guilty

The next jury should be Kiwi Farms.