The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[AncientPhosphur]

Mister officer I can’t breef

 

[Rekkington]

This "mister officer" thing isn't the rhetorical killshot he thinks it is. I think they're going really hard to make Floyd seem like a giant retard so you feel sorry for him, but little does he know nobody actually likes huge retards.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

I have to wonder why they didn't get the nigger prosecutor to do a little song and dance instead.

 

[JohnDoe]

Floyd used to cuddle with his mom in the fetal position.

What is the purpose of this? How is this relevant?

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

SAINT FLOYD SR

 

[Glass House]

They can outright lie in closing arguments?

 

[PrinceofAllCucks]

"There was no superhuman strength"

As Floyd fights 3 officers trying to put him into the police car.

 

[Pizza Munch]

this dude sucks at appealing to emotions and makes me not want to sneed no more.

They should’ve had the black guy do it. He can get feisty

 

[Rekkington]

Okay so Chauvin is now a coward?

boldstrategycotton.tiff

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

"The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck"."

 

[briantheblessed]

i wish there could be some autistic guy in every court with the job title "logical fallacy autist" who would scream and yell and have an emotional meltdown every time somebody pulled shit like what the prosecution is doing right now

im not even joking it would improve the judicial system

 

[Plunkie]

They should’ve had the black guy do it. He can get feisty

Agreed, he sure can Black well.

 

[MugolEx]

What is the purpose of this? How is this relevant?

Feels over facts. Thats what justice has become nowadays.

 

[Rekkington]

i wish there could be some autistic guy in every court with the job title "logical fallacy autist" who would scream and yell and have an emotional meltdown every time they did shit like what the prosecution was doing right now

I think that's just what a lawyer is supposed to be.

 

[WrenchWring]

How many times can the prosecution say the same thing? Can the judge tell the prosecution to stop if he's stuck in a loop?

 

[Bixnood]

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"The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck"."

I was five seconds away from posting this.

 

[Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy]

How many times can prosecution say the same thing? Can the judge tell the prosecution to stop if he's stuck in a loop?

ON TOP OF HIM

 

[Calandrino]

Wait, who was on top?

 

[MugolEx]

On top of Floyd like a dom.

 

[Rekkington]

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I say before you and God and these United States of America that Chuck was not at the front of the store. Chuck was not inside of the store. Chuck was nowhere even remotely close to the vicinity. As I stand here before you today I say, there is no evidence that Chuck even exists. Now the defense, the defense knows this. Mr Nelson's job it to tell you a lot of stories about what Chuck MAY have done and how he MAY have acted. But it's up to you, to search your soul, and look at the evidence presented. Have you really actually seen Chuck?"