The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

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Outcome?

  • Guilty of Murder

    Votes: 75 7.6%

  • Not Guilty of Murder (2nd/3rd), Guilty of Manslaughter

    Votes: 397 40.0%

  • Full Acquittal

    Votes: 221 22.3%

  • Mistrial

    Votes: 299 30.1%
  • Total voters
    992
  • Poll closed .
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Are they seriously trying to imply that Chauvin's 140 lbs + his equipment is equal to over 225 lbs?

What the fuck are you wearing that is 85+ lbs?
 
Wait a minute

He's not arguing ANY of the coronary stuff

Pretty big foul up from the Defense on not knowing it's a hybrid, but the carbon monoxide was such a fringe theory anyway
 
Meat Target said:
If the law is on your side, argue the law. If the facts are on your on your side, argue the facts. If neither are on your side, attack the witness.
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Only the expert has already made him emotional when he asked about the exhausts. You can hear the prosecutor take in short intakes of breath. That's a sign of growing nervousness.
 
Fields Of Rye said:
Wait a minute

He's not arguing ANY of the coronary stuff

Pretty big foul up from the Defense on not knowing it's a hybrid, but the carbon monoxide was such a fringe theory anyway
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It still serves towards the goal of providing reasonable doubt, aka "plausibility"

We don't know if the hybrid was running on gas or not at the time.
 
Carbonation Grimace said:
Are they seriously trying to imply that Chauvin's 140 lbs + his equipment is equal to over 225 lbs?

What the fuck are you wearing that is 85+ lbs?
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Prosecution will reveal a never before seen video in which chauvin, smiling, pulls a comically sized cartoon anvil out of his pocket and drops it on floyd's neck, whose neck extends a foot out and eyes pop out of his head while going "YOW YOW YOW YEEEEEE-OUCH"
 
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

"You're not a dental hygienist! YOU CAN'T TELL US THAT WASN'T A TOOTH!"

I MUST have misheard, wtf did he ask him if he was?
 
The expert is British, Mr. Blackwell. He's been dealing with passive-aggresiveness and petty jabs since elementary school, so you won't catch him off-balance with those tactics.
 
Definitely time to bring literal Nazi medicine into it.

Fun fact: A lot of Jews and others were killed by tractor engines venting into a confined space.
 
>pros is saying "you can't prove the car was on so you have to act like it wasn't"
>flipping burden of proof in most obvious way and not doing the obvious "lol carbon monoxide didn't kill him retard"
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did i have a stroke?
 
Carbonation Grimace said:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

"You're not a dental hygienist! YOU CAN'T TELL US THAT WASN'T A TOOTH!"
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Doesn't the guy who performs the autopsy take note of how many teeth he had at time of death? I mean, if he just lost a tooth the day he died I'd imagine someone would have taken note of that. There were half-chewed percs on his seat for Christ's sake, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to apply Occam's Razor on what was likely in his mouth.
 
Who's to say he wasn't popping pills in the store?

Edit: Yes, this line of questioning is totally not confusing the jury.
 
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