🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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funtimesrun56 said:
I dont know much about Whitney but could it be that is who Amber sees herself as? An obese woman who can still get around, do things and is moderately pretty?
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I don't think so, because I honestly believe that she thinks she is a dainty gorl. Doesn't help that half the people she hangs out with are only slightly smaller than she is, which I'm sure she only does to rationalize being her size.
 
Lol the ‘fork has germs’ excuse is hilarious. In that clip with whichever other fat ass it was trying to take a piece of her chicken, they put their fork on one piece, which they would’ve eaten, therefore no other pieces were or would’ve been touched and there’d be no transfer of germs. But because of her food aggression, she didn’t let that other fat ass take the piece of chicken they already touched with their own fork, leaving Hamber with the germs she’s complaining about. She literally chose the germs over sharing the one piece of chicken, which makes her entire excuse a blatant LAH. She really needs to watch this shit back before spouting bullshit, but then that’d be less fun for us, I guess.

ETA: I’m thinking about it now, could Hamber actually be so dumb that she genuinely believes that if someone uses their fork to only touch the singular piece of food they are going to eat, it will spread germs onto the rest of the food/dish?

It’s always a never ending toss up between retardation and lahs with this one.
 
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Gaitlord said:
Lol the ‘fork has germs’ excuse is hilarious. In that clip with whichever other fat ass it was trying to take a piece of her chicken, they put their fork on one piece, which they would’ve eaten, therefore no other pieces were or would’ve been touched and there’d be no transfer of germs. But because of her food aggression, she didn’t let that other fat ass take the piece of chicken they already touched with their own fork, leaving Hamber with the germs she’s complaining about. She literally chose the germs over sharing the one piece of chicken, which makes her entire excuse a blatant LAH. She really needs to watch this shit back before spouting bullshit, but then that’d be less fun for us, I guess.

ETA: I’m thinking about it now, could Hamber actually be so dumb that she genuinely believes that if someone uses their fork to only touch the singular piece of food they are going to eat, it will spread germs onto the rest of the food/dish?

It’s always a never ending toss up between retardation and lahs with this one.
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Don't know about you but I am not letting anyone put their used fork near my plate, not gonna risk someone picking around all your food for a piece they want to try. People are inconsiderate and stupid a lot of the time, lots of uneducated people don't understand not to root around your meal with their dirty fork. This doesn't excuse Amberlynn because she easily could have asked for another fork to give a piece to Rafe if she actually wanted to share. She is fat and wanted all the food to her fat self but also it's dumb to try to take something off of someone's plate with a used fork. Rafe is too stupid to ask for a piece with a clean fork but that's irrelevant because Amberlynn had no intention of sharing anyway, even if there was a clean fork.
 
She's supposedly concerned about germs on her food but not the germ ridden, filth encrusted leggings she wore to death or the germs she would have relentlessly spread by leaving her bodily fluids on other peoples belongings?

Oh, and nevermind the germs you'd mingle with after touching every single item in a Walmart.
 
dfranki723 said:
She's supposedly concerned about germs on her food but not the germ ridden, filth encrusted leggings she wore to death or the germs she would have relentlessly spread by leaving her bodily fluids on other peoples belongings?

Oh, and nevermind the germs you'd mingle with after touching every single item in a Walmart.
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Or how she apparently carried around a blanket/towel to free bleed all over for 2 years, which must have leaked her fermented cooch juice all over Eric and Ricky's furniture? Those germs Amber?
 
Janice Litman said:
Don't know about you but I am not letting anyone put their used fork near my plate, not gonna risk someone picking around all your food for a piece they want to try. People are inconsiderate and stupid a lot of the time, lots of uneducated people don't understand not to root around your meal with their dirty fork. This doesn't excuse Amberlynn because she easily could have asked for another fork to give a piece to Rafe if she actually wanted to share. She is fat and wanted all the food to her fat self but also it's dumb to try to take something off of someone's plate with a used fork. Rafe is too stupid to ask for a piece with a clean fork but that's irrelevant because Amberlynn had no intention of sharing anyway, even if there was a clean fork.
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Guess you've never been married or had any kids, huh? The family that eats together germs together.

Now, I'm not advocating running around a restaurant and randomly forking food off other people's plate. But if you've never shared your food with a partner or your own kids (here, try a bite of this), then yeah, you should probably seek help as a germaphobe. Even Hamber shares shit (try a bite) with Becky and in the past with boy sped child Destiny. Although in her case, she can deny it until they suck all of the whale oil outta her bloated dead body, it is indeed food aggression. She laaahs about the germs, especially considering the squalor and personal lack of hygiene. That would terrify me more than sharing a bite with someone close.

She just like a seagull when it comes to food.


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Slappy McGherkin said:
Guess you've never been married or had any kids, huh? The family that eats together germs together.

Now, I'm not advocating running around a restaurant and randomly forking food off other people's plate. But if you've never shared your food with a partner or your own kids (here, try a bite of this), then yeah, you should probably seek help as a germaphobe. Even Hamber shares shit (try a bite) with Becky and in the past with boy sped child Destiny. Although in her case, she can deny it until they suck all of the whale oil outta her bloated dead body, it is indeed food aggression. She laaahs about the germs, especially considering the squalor and personal lack of hygiene. That would terrify me more than sharing a bite with someone close.

She just like a seagull when it comes to food.


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Rafe is not Amber's partner or child so I am not sure about that comparison? Sure I share food with immediate family, but I don't share food with my partner 's ex, which is what Rafe is to Amber. Rafe is also incredibly filthy and so is her apartment, so even if they were closer than that it would still be excusable for Amber to say no. But again none of this matters because at the end of the day she could have found a way to share and chose not to. There are a multitude of clips showing her food aggression so her explanations and excuses are worth nothing.
 
Hamberlynn also has no qualms about sticking her filthy hooves into other people's food as we've seen with Destiny at the cheesecake factory, just digging her nasty knuckles into the cream for a slurp. She is a hypocrite just lah'ing about not wanting a 'dirty fork' near her food when she can go weeks without showering like the pig she is. Plain old greed and food aggression is all it is, Hammy no want share!
 
Why are we even thinking about how Rafe actually wanted a bite of her food? She knew Amber was filming and just wanted to fuck with her. I highly doubt Rafe was truly trying to take some of Amber's food with her fork and just wanted to get her reaction. Come on now...
 
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Gaitlord said:
ETA: I’m thinking about it now, could Hamber actually be so dumb that she genuinely believes that if someone uses their fork to only touch the singular piece of food they are going to eat, it will spread germs onto the rest of the food/dish?

It’s always a never ending toss up between retardation and lahs with this one.
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She did a video about how gloves stop Wuflu from spreading and it's obvious she understands nothing about how germs spread. She would be getting sick constantly if the butler didn't wipe everything down with bleach on a sock.
 
arbo real said:
why this bitch have so many utensils?? are they physically incapable of washing the dishes?
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If you don't buy all the pink shit every October* for breast cancer awareness, you clearly do not support finding a cure for it, haydur!

(Even if you do ignore it every other month of the year.)
 
arbo real said:
why this bitch have so many utensils?? are they physically incapable of washing the dishes?
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Of course her concept of home decor is to buy things that have the names of places and things printed on them in that tired ass wine mom font. “Utensils”. I bet she has a mass produced Hobby Lobby sign on the wall in every room stating what room it’s in: kitchen, the word “eat” for the dining room, something stupid like “scrub” for the bathroom etc. It’s absolutely the bottom of the barrel of interior design and everyone who’s into it is as tasteless and boring as Amber. “Farmhouse” decor has GOT to go. It should have been left in 2020 where it belongs.

Anyone remember when she bought “art” at Home Goods? Or those pictures she made Becky hang oh-so perfectly even though they’re stupid looking no matter how they’re placed lol I’ve never seen someone this boring. No hobbies, no taste, no sense of style, no personality, no palette, no clue about music, she reads books about the same thing over and over.... she’s like a casserole at a white people potluck. Flavorless.
 
Janice Litman said:
Don't know about you but I am not letting anyone put their used fork near my plate, not gonna risk someone picking around all your food for a piece they want to try. People are inconsiderate and stupid a lot of the time, lots of uneducated people don't understand not to root around your meal with their dirty fork. This doesn't excuse Amberlynn because she easily could have asked for another fork to give a piece to Rafe if she actually wanted to share. She is fat and wanted all the food to her fat self but also it's dumb to try to take something off of someone's plate with a used fork. Rafe is too stupid to ask for a piece with a clean fork but that's irrelevant because Amberlynn had no intention of sharing anyway, even if there was a clean fork.
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Ok, but that’s not what happened. Rafe didn’t go through the food, looking for a special piece. She put her fork directly into the one piece she would’ve eaten, almost as though it was on purpose, so to not spread her germs. I do the same thing, I’m going to try a piece of someone’s food, I only touch what I take. They teach you that in kindergarten at snack time, “Take what you touch!” The fact that Hamber was too lazy to check the footage first before coming up with a bullshit excuse is what makes it so funny. She could’ve just not answered the question lol.
 
mythical mother said:
Of course her concept of home decor is to buy things that have the names of places and things printed on them in that tired ass wine mom font. “Utensils”. I bet she has a mass produced Hobby Lobby sign on the wall in every room stating what room it’s in: kitchen, the word “eat” for the dining room, something stupid like “scrub” for the bathroom etc. It’s absolutely the bottom of the barrel of interior design and everyone who’s into it is as tasteless and boring as Amber. “Farmhouse” decor has GOT to go. It should have been left in 2020 where it belongs.

Anyone remember when she bought “art” at Home Goods? Or those pictures she made Becky hang oh-so perfectly even though they’re stupid looking no matter how they’re placed lol I’ve never seen someone this boring. No hobbies, no taste, no sense of style, no personality, no palette, no clue about music, she reads books about the same thing over and over.... she’s like a casserole at a white people potluck. Flavorless.
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Yeah that trite font is only the cherry on top. She's not just basic or boring, she's a philistine. Her fucking book reviews are a personal favourite, she exclusively reads the kind of books that washed up 90's stars would write and advertise on a morning news program.
 
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