💥 Trainwreck Pamela Swain / DocHoliday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003 / Writer_thriller - Victim of grand #MeToo conspiracy, litigious wannabe starfucker, off her meds and online

[Cup Noodle]

You know what they say...in the land of the pig, the butcher is king.

https://youtu.be/OVAQ-7gdRJU

If you followed your own thread well enough you would realize that there is only one pig and one butcher here. I'll gladly accept my title as King of this thread.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

I'm not a perfect person or Christian. I've made mistakes before and with men. But truthfully, men are gorgeous to me. I love the way they smell, their form, their penis, I love it. I did at one time have a voracious sexual nature to want to please a man. But those days are over. I don't think there is a soulmate out there for me. I refuse to engage with that fat fuck Harvey or that odious guru Tony. You all like to mock me but you all are the fools chasing me.

I think my sex drive is officially dead and I have to thank all of you for making this easy for me.


But I'm still alive.

https://youtu.be/HSx4xco1WHg

If you followed your own thread well enough you would realize that there is only one pig and one butcher here. I'll gladly accept my title as King of this thread.

You're full of shit. And an idiot. You can't stop me. I realized a long time ago I was a force of nature unstoppable and invincible.
Call me crazy, grandiose, narcissistic, but I latched onto something a long time before you morons came along and I'm riding it to the fucking apocalypse and I'll be the only one alive at the end.

 

[Cup Noodle]

I'm not a perfect person or Christian. I've made mistakes before and with men. But truthfully, men are gorgeous to me. I love the way they smell, their form, their penis, I love it. I did at one time have a voracious sexual nature to want to please a man. But those days are over. I don't think there is a soulmate out there for me. I refuse to engage with that fat fuck Harvey or that odious guru Tony. You all like to mock me but you all are the fools chasing me.

I think my sex drive is officially dead and I have to thank all of you for making this easy for me.


But I'm still alive.

https://youtu.be/HSx4xco1WHg

Same but for women and minus the crazy celebrity shit. I love the way a beautiful woman smells. I love her form. I love her vagina and the way is smells and tastes. I love the form of the outer labia and the way the clitoral hood slowly morphs out into the inner labia. I love licking all of these parts and making my partner moan in pleasure. I'm pretty well done also. Bitches be cray cray. Maybe we could be soulmates. I'm not Harvey or Tony and I have a 8 inch uncut penis ready for the taking. You will probably decline my offer for romanticism but that's fine. When I get these kids out of the house I'll be better able to hook young chicks again.

You're full of shit. And an idiot. You can't stop me. I realized a long time ago I was a force of nature unstoppable and invincible.
Call me crazy, grandiose, narcissistic, but I latched onto something a long time before you morons came along and I'm riding it to the fucking apocalypse and I'll be the only one alive at the end.

I am full of shit, but I'm far from an idiot. I realize that I can't stop you. Hell I don't want to. I will call you all of those things, and those things apply to me as well, but I am the only man for you Pam. I'm the only one who can rescue you from your delusions and allow you to live a real and fulfilling life away from those creepy fucking celebrities. Come live with me and I will most certainly protect you from Harvey and Tony and all of the rest of the crew. They are beta bitches and stand no chance against me. I will love and care for you and protect you from the horrors of this world.

 

[Trombonista]

I like this one just as much as Jersh does.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ
Edit so as to not double post: @Cup Noodle teaching @DocHoliday1977 basic hygiene.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hJXsFRM7ilo

Cool, you Hiroshi Kamiya-posted too!

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Same but for women and minus the crazy celebrity shit. I love the way a beautiful woman smells. I love her form. I love her vagina and the way is smells and tastes. I love the form of the outer labia and the way the clitoral hood slowly morphs out into the inner labia. I love licking all of these parts and making my partner moan in pleasure. I'm pretty well done also. Bitches be cray cray. Maybe we could be soulmates. I'm not Harvey or Tony and I have a 8 inch uncut penis ready for the taking. You will probably decline my offer for romanticism but that's fine. When I get these kids out of the house I'll be better able to hook young chicks again.


I am full of shit, but I'm far from an idiot. I realize that I can't stop you. Hell I don't want to. I will call you all of those things, and those things apply to me as well, but I am the only man for you Pam. I'm the only one who can rescue you from your delusions and allow you to live a real and fulfilling life away from those creepy fucking celebrities. Come live with me and I will most certainly protect you from Harvey and Tony and all of the rest of the crew. They are beta bitches and stand no chance against me. I will love and care for you and protect you from the horrors of this world.

No

 

[Cup Noodle]

Cool, you Hiroshi Kamiya-posted too!

First of all yes. Second of all: You are the only mod I ever see around here. I KNOW that it was you that gave me the ten day ban. I will never ever forgive you for giving me that fucking hilarity. I can GUARANTEE that I will become a lol... JK. Not looking for that next ban. Love you Bae.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

First of all yes. Second of all: You are the only mod I ever see around here. I KNOW that it was you that gave me the ten day ban. I will never ever forgive you for giving me that fucking hilarity. I can GUARANTEE that I will become a lol... JK. Not looking for that next ban. Love you Bae.

I find you utterly repulsive. You are a weak man and I hope you have no children around you at all.

Harvey Weinstein Has Lost 4 Teeth in Prison

“He is almost technically blind at this point.”

www.vulture.com

 

[Cup Noodle]

I find you utterly repulsive. You are a weak man and I hope you have no children around you at all.

I have three children around me and they are the fruit of my loins. You're just jealous because your loins are barren. I'm not the strongest man but I'm one of them. I could beat any other suiter into the dust.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

I have three children around me and they are the fruit of my loins. You're just jealous because your loins are barren. I'm not the strongest man but I'm one of them. I could beat any other suiter into the dust.

I don't think so. You'd go to jail for assault and battery and I would tell them it was you. AND I KNOW PEOPLE WHO WANT YOU BEHIND BARS.

 

[Cup Noodle]

I don't think so. You'd go to jail for assault and battery and I would tell them it was you. AND I KNOW PEOPLE WHO WANT YOU BEHIND BARS.

Is it illegal to be one of the strongest men. I guess I'm so strong that just existing is assault and battery. You don't know me or anyone who want's me behind bars. I'm shure there are people who want me behind bars but you shure as fuck don't know them.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Is it illegal to be one of the strongest men. I guess I'm so strong that just existing is assault and battery. You don't know me or anyone who want's me behind bars. I'm shure there are people who want me behind bars but you shure as fuck don't know them.

I'm sure as fuck certain your ex wife will be raising your kids if you continue to sure as fuck harass me. SURELY. I don't like you. Never have, Never will.

 

[Maw]

I'm not a perfect person or Christian.

or writer it seems. This may help you. No wonder you failed your for-profit PhD program.

I did at one time have a voracious sexual nature to want to please a man.

And now you’re flicking your bean to forum posts. Where did Brenda go wrong?

You sexy sexy sexy hater I wanna just go down on that luscious long .......diatribe and ask you how do I delete my account?
*munchespopcornandlicksherlips*

You're way too old and fat to be doing this. Stop it. You’re going to raise your blood pressure too high.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

or writer it seems. This may help you. No wonder you failed your for-profit PhD program.


You're way too old and fat to be doing this. Stop it. You’re going to raise your blood pressure too high.

I am not clicking a link. Sahry. If you knew me...lol you'd know you don't need to worry about me.

 

[Cup Noodle]

I'm sure as fuck certain your ex wife will be raising your kids if you continue to sure as fuck harass me. SURELY. I don't like you. Never have, Never will.

Ah. Some sanity shines through. Two thirds of my kids would rather join me in jail than have to live under their mother. She's nuttier than you. I'm glad you are starting to remember that I'm single dad @Cup Noodle and not Tony or whoever. Again, make sure to mention me in your next lolsuit so that you can seperate me from my children and put me into prison where I belong. I have totally broken all of the laws and I long for all of the punishment that the court will give me. BTW, I have and can afford an attorney. It would give me great joy to show up in a courtroom with you.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Ah. Some sanity shines through. Two thirds of my kids would rather join me in jail than have to live under their mother. She's nuttier than you. I'm glad you are starting to remember that I'm single dad @Cup Noodle and not Tony or whoever. Again, make sure to mention me in your next lolsuit so that you can seperate me from my children and put me into prison where I belong. I have totally broken all of the laws and I long for all of the punishment that the court will give me. BTW, I have and can afford an attorney. It would give me great joy to show up in a courtroom with you.

Tony, coming to rescue Alex, who's helping Harvey. Quite the trio of woman hate and abuse.

That's. Tony Robbins, Alex Jones, and Harvey Weinstein.

I'll see my way off this thread.

YA'LL want to know who @Maw is? GERARD BUTLER.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I'm sure as fuck certain your ex wife will be raising your kids if you continue to sure as fuck harass me. SURELY. I don't like you. Never have, Never will.

This is not harassment by the legal definition. Harassment is intended to cause fear not annoyance or anything else (United States v. Robert Eckhardt, 05-12211 (11th Cir. 2006) ) (context is a federal harassing telephone calls law. I feel like their definition would apply to similar Georgia state law given that appeals court upheld it, and given that the word is the same). You continue to talk to us, and even attempt to mock us. No court would hold that as you being "in fear" due to "harassing communications".

I am not clicking a link. Sahry. If you knew me...lol you'd know you don't need to worry about me.

Why are you afraid of Wikipedia links?

I'll see my way off this thread.

Next post a minute later,lol.

 

[Bender]

This is not harassment by the legal definition. Harassment is intended to cause fear not annoyance or anything else (United States v. Robert Eckhardt, 05-12211 (11th Cir. 2006) ) (context is a federal harassing telephone calls law. I feel like their definition would apply to similar Georgia state law given that appeals court upheld it, and given that the word is the same). You continue to talk to us, and even attempt to mock us. No court would hold that as you being "in fear" due to "harassing communications".


Why are you afraid of Wikipedia links?

Next post a minute later,lol.

Aww, looks like I missed the music uploads but here's mine anyway, albeit a bit late.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

This is not harassment by the legal definition. Harassment is intended to cause fear not annoyance or anything else (United States v. Robert Eckhardt, 05-12211 (11th Cir. 2006) ) (context is a federal harassing telephone calls law. I feel like their definition would apply to similar Georgia state law given that appeals court upheld it, and given that the word is the same). You continue to talk to us, and even attempt to mock us. No court would hold that as you being "in fear" due to "harassing communications".


Why are you afraid of Wikipedia links?

Next post a minute later,lol.

Michael bones up on his legal studies instead of boning his boyfriend.

Aww, looks like I missed the music uploads but here's mine anyway, albeit a bit late.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RFDW9b_ejfI

Then goes into his "nice" account that "likes" me. Tomorrow, he'll be "Deadpool" and saying I harm animals when I don't.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Michael bones up on his legal studies instead of boning his boyfriend.

Welcome back. It only took you an hour to return.

I see you are ignoring the fact that you were wrong on harassment claims.

I am neither Michael, nor do I "bone" dudes.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Welcome back. It only took you an hour to return.

I see you are ignoring the fact that you were wrong on harassment claims.

I am neither Michael, nor do I "bone" dudes.

I'll let you take it as a win in life since it's so important to you.

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