The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Fields Of Rye]

God I hate the fact that to actually get the full picture I have to basically watch the damn thing

Go to the left and you’d think Nelson met Chauvin at their weekly KKK rally and forgot to take off their uniforms for the trial

the right seems to be fairly quiet on it but I can’t imagine their much better but the opposite

go to Tim Pool and he seems to be describing a WWE Porno and it’s all in the bag already, and he’s like 2 days late as well

go to Sargon and you get to listen to his starved intern try his best to explain what a lung is before they go back to describing how zogged Britain is

I just started playing Stalker and I’ll be Frank, the trial ain’t great for the ambience

 

[TLEN]

He also has manic eyes of someone who's trying REALLY hard to convince you of something against your own self interest

For someone who lies for a living he's really shit at it. What are the chances that he's paid by Nelson to sabotage the prosecution?

 

[Meat Target]

This testimony should go on OnlyFans, because this doctor is a WHORE

 

[Probably An Autist]

He also has manic eyes of someone who's trying REALLY hard to convince you of something against your own self interest

hes just a lizard

 

[Bill The Fucker]

And here I thought Floyd's heart was enlarged from being extremely unhealthy but apparently he just had a big heart from being such a gentle giant, thank Science.

Next medical expert witness is Dr. Seuss talking about how the only side effect of a large heart is understanding the true meaning of christmas.

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

I'm convinced. He didn't watch ANY of the videos. He saw a fucking picture on Twitter and read a Reddit post deboonking the autopsy.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Holy fuck. We've got this, plus the Pulmonologist endorsing smoking. Fuck this health shit, I'm gonna start smoking a pack a day and eating fast food for every meal.

The government doesn’t want you to know this but medicine isn’t real

we made it up. And you retards bought it hook line and sinker

like dude you genuinely believe that when your finger starts crimping down, there’s a knot in your tendon caught in one of the pulleys on your finger

and you pay a man 10,000 to knock you out where they “fix” it

like dude you unironically believe that shit gets stuck in your arteries and crap like lmafaooooo dude have you ever felt an artery they are slippery as fuck how the hell is something gonna get stuck

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Got a fucking bad vibe from this guy as soon as he starting seeming agitated just discussing his own job.

Then he started showing off his Twitter detective-tier knowledge. Fucking boot him. Dude doesn't know what he's talking about.

So first we have the Seething Loaf, what do we call this one? The Heart Attacker?

 

[Dan Abrams]

they weren’t completely occluded just 90%.

 

[JohnDoe]

This guy must be the greatest cardiologist in the world, he can do an electrocardiogram from a cell phone video and report exactly what is happening in the heart.

 

[Plank]

MSM - Floyd Had Mostly Peaceful Arteries

 

[MODUS]

Would it be optimistic to assume that the jury can see through this guy's bullshit?

The judge already allowed some woman to get away with snapping headshots of the jury on the very first day of the trial. There's very little chance they aren't being... "influenced."

 

[Fields Of Rye]

they weren’t completely occluded just 90%.

Wait, someone pull out the charts. If his arteries were clogged 90%, this lowers his oxygen reserves by 7.3% and increases his effort to breathe by a factor of 4.

Convert that to degrees from radians and that’s changed his Bauer Sphere condensation ratio out of the Goldilocks zone of 9.6 and well within the Curbstomp territory of 7.2.

trust me I’m a emergency doc and all my patients die

 

[Sammich]

This dude is one of the most condescending motherfuckers i've ever heard. I'm sure the jury loves being talked down to like this.

 

[Merry]

The judge already allowed some woman to get away with snapping headshots of the jury on the very first day of the trial. There's very little chance they aren't being... "influenced."

No it was pics of Floyd's mom with the Minnesota AG

 

[Dan Abrams]

Is this nigga seriously saying that Floyd’s thickened heart walls is a normal and good thing from having a 200 blood pressure lmao

 

[murdered meat bag]

No it was pics of Floyd's mom with the Minnesota AG

i doubt any court is going to tolerate jury tampering.

This dude is one of the most condescending motherfuckers i've ever heard. I'm sure the jury loves being talked down to like this.

hes taking his time to explain to people who dont know. hes looking at them and walking them through.

 

[TLEN]

trust me I’m a emergency doc and all my patients die

Sorry bud, you need at least 120% death rate to join the big leagues of Science .

 

[Aqua Panda]

So the jury isn't going to be sequestered after the riots of last night. We literally had people saying they'd beat the jurors to death on stream. Holy hell if their names leak in any way.

Christ, they are giving the defense so many appeal options.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

I guess it’s a good thing too have an enlarged heart after all.