Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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break these cuffs said:
We all know John is an expert in women's proportions.

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I still can't even believe that was a game that was made. Maybe if it was on Newgrounds or something, made by some 14 year old.
What the fuck does the GIRLFRIEND mean in Girlfriend mode mean anyway? Is it some kind of exclamation, like "hey, girlfriend"?
I remember seeing this on OneyPlays, before I even knew who John was, and I legit thought it was a game from 2003.
 
macguyver16 said:
I still can't even believe that was a game that was made. Maybe if it was on Newgrounds or something, made by some 14 year old.
What the fuck does the GIRLFRIEND mean in Girlfriend mode mean anyway? Is it some kind of exclamation, like "hey, girlfriend"?
I remember seeing this on OneyPlays, before I even knew who John was, and I legit thought it was a game from 2003.
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It's a reference to something related to Borderlands 2. When the Mechromancer class was first revealed, one of its skilltrees was jokingly referred to as "girlfriend mode," because it was a more forgiving tree that you could use to introduce someone who wasn't all that much into gaming to BL2. Naturally, feminists flipped their shit over the insinuation that girls can't play games, which wasn't even anywhere close to what the dev implied, specifically stating it could be for anyone who wasn't familiar with FPS games. Randy Pitchford, naturally, cucked to the pressure and disavowed the dev for wrongthink.

John, because he's a catty bitch, decided to take it one step further and simply named the hardest difficulty of Rev60 "Girlfriend Mode," even though literally no one who didn't follow this pre-GG nonsense (and probably few who did) would know what the fuck he was talking about, so it just sticks out like a sore thumb in a game that's already full of sore thumbs.
 
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Say what you will about John, but at least he is proud to stand shoulder to shoulder with his fellow scammer. He also tries to cover for BLM's self-proclaimed Marxist co-founder by ignoring the fact that she now owns at least four houses in the U.S. at a total cost of $3.2 million. Her latest purchase is in Topanga Canyon, an upperclass, almost exclusively white area, something else that Mississippi John can completely sympathize with. And she was spotted house-shopping in the Bahamas in an exclusive area where the cheapest properties go for $5 million; it is not yet known if she bought a home there.

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Wait a minute John, this counts as HARDCORE quarantining for the past year? The Science clearly says that you die instantly if you leave your home, what the fuck are you doing!

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Who scams the scammers? Well at least one person does.

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As always, no frames, no taste. Every photo I see of John's house forcefully reminds me that two homosexual weirdos live there.
 
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break these cuffs said:
We all know John is an expert in women's proportions.

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She already explained it. tig ole bities, wasp waists and thigh gap is to save on alpha blades for the hair and the expressions (that last part she's trying to steal from Snow Crash...again)
Peace and Harmony said:
Yay sports cars! I'm John and I love sports cars because I'm cool and successful!

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So did John ever follow up with photos of his tie rod adjustment or did his alignment job stop with repositioning the steering wheel?
 
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As always, no frames, no taste. Every photo I see of John's house I am forcefully reminds me that two homosexual weirdos live there.
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But you do have to admire the elegant and graceful manner in which John has incorporated the ancient, yellowed-plastic light switch into into the display of his eclectic collection of masterpieces.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
I got nothing, seriously. I'm empty. Like my fucking soul.

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"this is not crazy. This is ultra-hot"

how dare John sexualize mental illness!

hehe like crazy and hot are mutually exclusive

you can't fool me with your red herring John, you are a dude AND an award (granted it's an award 3D printed by Frank, but still) winning data scientist/engineer/chef so you know about the C-H matrix

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The Crazy Hot Matrix

This is a funny illustration of how men should select a woman. Don't worry ladies, there is a section near the end for selecting a man as well. Very funny Cr...
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SAFETY NOTE : while hot women tend to be crazy, not all crazy women are hot. John's personal case is NOT on the matrix at all as he's not even a woman...he's just crazy....A crazy man in a dress exploiting a closeted gay chinaman
 
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Gran Turismo Champion John is at it again. It's "bolt-action transmission," not "rifle bolt transmission," you gibbering cretin.

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Gran Turismo Champion John is at it again. It's "bolt-action transmission," not "rifle bolt transmission," you gibbering cretin.

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heel-and-toe isn't just for the track dumbass - it's what you learn when you are A 16 YEAR OLD BOY

Dual action? is he trying to say he had to double clutch it? that'd only b/c he already burned out the synchros
he probably googled porsche transmission and saw dual clutch which is the porsche automatic
the reason it's "so difficult" is the long shift linkage makes it feel like shifting through oatmeal
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Gran Turismo Champion John is at it again. It's "bolt-action transmission," not "rifle bolt transmission," you gibbering cretin.

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"my 1986 911 has a rifle bolt transmission"

The classic air-cooled Porsche 911 is not known for having a solid shifter action. Fortunately, you can replace the bushings easily and adjust it for instant improvement.
Your air-cooled Porsche 911 probably shifts in a way that makes you wonder whether or not an expensive gearbox rebuild is in your near future.

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All manual transmission Porsche 911 cars 1986 and earlier.

 
Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
the reason it's "so difficult" is the long shift linkage makes it feel like shifting through oatmeal
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this. shifting loose trannies is harder. you have to "feel around" to get it to engage.
it's why streering column shifting ("3 on the tree" is three speeds shifted on the steering column) went the way of the do-do.
The mechnical linkage is too long and feels sloppy.
if onedidn't shift many of those designs (chevy.I'm talking to you especially) properly (if pushed up but not up AND forward going from 1 to 2) , the shifter could actually slip into no-man's land and no gear wold engage.
you've have to get out go under the hood and flip the linkage back into place)

a lot (not all) of those mid/rear engine rear drive cars and cars with transaxles (like the GTV6) didn't shift well...but the glorified volkwagon format isn't one of the crisp shifters
with a front engine/RWD the transmission is near the center of the car so the shift linkage is very short.
 
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Follow science and inject the China pangolin semen, bigot! Why don't you care about the happiness and wellbeing of John Walker Flynt, so sacrificed everything for you?

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fuckidunno said:
this. shifting loose trannies is harder. you have to "feel around" to get it to engage.
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never talk about feeling around inside trannies ever again
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Follow science and inject the China pangolin semen, bigot! Why don't you care about the happiness and wellbeing of John Walker Flynt, so sacrificed everything for you?

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never talk about feeling around inside trannies ever again
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Make a good vaccine that actually grants immunity and doesn't need a booster shot every 6 months, and I am game.

Oh, also no adverse side effects.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Follow science and inject the China pangolin semen, bigot! Why don't you care about the happiness and wellbeing of John Walker Flynt, so sacrificed everything for you?

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This isn't exclusive to John, but it's hilarious how many people seem to think real life works like Pandemic 2, where viruses are somehow these sentient hiveminds that only want to evolve to kill all humans (except for those fucks in Madagascar), instead of evolutionary pressure generally making them evolve to be less deadly but more transmissible. They also seem to ignore that there are plenty of people who have already caught the coof and thus see no need to get jabbed with vaccines that have yet to actually finish clinical trials. Anything to keep the fearmongering narrative alive and show off how superior they are to those fucking rubes, I guess.

John continuously touts how he's married to an actual Scientist™ (who only deals with patents, no actual research), so he has even less of an excuse for pulling this idiocy. But it's John, so retardation is to be expected.
 
King Dead said:
But it's John, so retardation is to be expected.
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John is so ridiculous that his propensity for lying is not even satisfied by lying about his own nonexistent accomplishments, he also has to lie about his screaming chink paypig and claim he is somehow the Louis Pasteur of our time for being a fucking patent agent, someone whose job is actually making new inventions, like vaccines, even less available to poor people.
 
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